Disclaimer: The Maiden of Autumn owns nothing.
...The thought of the Easter Bunny meeting his splattered end does disturb me. I mean, who else would I get my Dove chocolate Easter eggs from?!
Rabbit
"Oh my God, Light! L! I was driving home from the store and I hit a rabbit!" Sayu burst into the room, tears starting in the corner of her eyes.
Worried, Light quickly snatched the remote and turned down the volume of the show he had been watching, turning to face his sister.
"Sayu… are you sure it was a rabbit? What would a rabbit be doing in downtown Tokyo?"
"I don't know! What if it was someone's escaped pet rabbit?!"
L blinked blearily, having just woken up from an impromptu nap, his head resting on Light's legs. Shifting about, he propped himself up on his elbow. Yawning, he shook his head, then asked, just having caught Sayu's words as she came in, "Wait, Sayu, you said you hit a rabbit?"
"Yes!" she wailed.
L blinked once before a smirk tugged at his lips, and then he said, "Oh, no. Easter is cancelled! Thanks a
lot…"
"L!" Sayu gasped, and Light resisted the urge to bury his face in the palm of his hand.
L was painfully oblivious to this fact, however, and shook his head, feigning sadness. "Think of the poor children waiting for the Easter Bunny that will never come…" he sighed.
"Stop!" Sayu cried, waving her hands in distress. "It ran out in front of me! What was I supposed to
do?!"
Flopping back down, L raised his hands in the air above him, mimicking driving a car as he sang, "Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the Bunny Trail… Oh, no! Here comes Sayu… SPLAT!"