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This is so depressingly true, it's not even funny. I've stopped reading the newspaper and such for this reason.
...But then again, when you start getting headlines like, "Best Man at Wedding Hit in Head by Flying Dildo!" I'm not quite sure it's really worth reading anymore. Except for the humor element, of course. But then again, when they cut The Wizard of Id, I lost faith in the comic section. At least they still have Hagar the Horrible.
Government
"I question the government's sexuality as a whole sometimes," Light sighed exasperatedly, tossing aside the newspaper he had just finished scanning over.
At the intriguing words, (though it may have just been the use of the word 'sexuality') L glanced up, popsicle stick hanging loosely from his mouth. "What?"
Light shrugged. "The government is basically bisexual," he told L matter-of-factly.
A small smile starting to tug at the corners of his lips, L asked, "Light, why do you say that?"
Leaning back, Light rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms behind his head, sighing, "They fuck everybody."