I do not own Twilight it belongs to the talented Stephanie Meyer
I do own Linda though :)
Madness
Linda
So it turns out, that the Webers did agree.
Which really surprised Linda, I mean she thought they never let up on the twins punishment.
But Isaac and Joshua, could probably go into marketing, they were right.
As long as they sold it right, they'd be fine, and they were.
So here was, Linda trying to figure out what to wear.
And ugh… She felt like such a girl.
And no, she wasn't having an identity crisis, she knew she was a girl.
But as much as she loved girly things, she hated that she was, over-thinking something as simple as clothes.
The fact that it, was widely recognized as a girl thing, just made it all the worse.
Sighing, she glared at her closet.
Come on, Linda you're not a character on degrassi. Stop being dramatic.
With that last thought, she closed her eyes, and thrust out her hand, and decided whatever she grabbed she would wear.
She opened them, and looked at her hand.
She was, holding a purple baja sweater.
Smiling, she thought Yeah, I can make this work. Already forming an outfit in her mind.
She grabbed blue jean shorts, black tights lined with fleece, and a black long sleeved undershirt.
She looked under her bed, finding her denim toms.
She grabbed a simple black drawstring backpack, and put in a small purple fleece blanket.
If you hadn't noticed, purple is her favorite color.
She quickly changed, and brushed her hair simply.
It was the beach, she wasn't going to take the time, to do something fancy.
Plus her hair was too short, to braid, or put in a pony tail.
She walked downstairs, to find the boys already, waiting in the living room for her.
''Ready guys?''
They nodded, with a duh face.
Being the dramatic, goofballs they were.
They both cried out ''Freedom!'' and feigned kissing the grass.
Linda rolled her eyes, and ended up honking the car horn, when they took long.
Once they were in, they drove to the beach.
Linda all the while, felt her heart beating faster, as they got closer.
Why was she so nervous?
It was just a bonfire, right?
Then why did it feel, like so much more.
Linda calmese! It's just a bonfire, stop freaking out. Seriously, you're being a drama queen.
Linda took deep breathes, and forced herself to calm down.
As soon, as they had parked, and gotten out of the car.
Embry was right in front of her.
If she wasn't so used to him, she might have screamed.
She settled for whacking him, with her backpack.
He made an ''oof'' sound.
Linda rolled her eyes.
''Hey, Sasquatch.''
''Hey, Pipsqueak.''
''Pipsqueak.'' the twins called out in unison
''Best behavior.'' chirped Linda
The boys stared at her.
''Hey, don't look at me like that. You guys are the ones that said and I quote ''Mom, Dad relax, we solemnly swear to be on Angela's best behavior.'' Angela wouldn't have mention, anything like that.'' Linda said
''Ugh... Next time we're about to promise, something like that. Hit us, hard like knock us unconscious.'' said Isaac
''Sure thing, same deal to you Josh.''
Josh nodded with an over-dramatic solemn face.
''What exactly did they do?''
''Madness, as per usual.''
Embry raised an eyebrow.
''Can we tell him?'' Joshua asked
''Go for it.''
''Alright, so we filled the organs, with well I can't remember what we used. Just a bunch stuff, from the kitchen, laundry room, restroom and our own prank supply.''
''Wait, you mixed chemicals together, and you have to be more careful!'' interjected Linda
''Linda relax, I made sure not to mix anything dangerous.'' said Isaac nonchalantly
''Right you're the mad scientist, and Josh is the man of action.'' Linda said rolling her eyes
Knowing just how smart Isaac was.
''As I was saying. We filled her organs, and then as she, was playing them on Sunday. Which actually wasn't supposed to happen, we thought she'd used them Saturday, at practice. The Gunk exploded out of the organs. Everyone started screaming, it was glorious chaos.''
Finished Joshua
''It was madness, almost gave the poor woman a heart attack.'' said Linda
''Wait, I'm confused you guys made a lady's organs explode? Is she dead?'' asked Embry bewildered
Linda, Isaac and Joshua broke out laughing.
''What?'' asked Embry appalled
''They were talking about- organs- you know the- instrument.'' said Linda in between laughs.
''Oh. Oh!''
''Yeah.'' Linda replied smiling.
''How'd everyone react?''
''Madness. Their parents had steam coming out of their ears, never seen them so angry. The congregation was horrified, and who is 71 was hyperventilating. Madness.''
''I believe you.'' was Embry's reply
When they got closer to the beach, Linda spotted the bonfire and a group of people.
More people than she thought.
She thought in her head, Edna Mole from the Incredibles movie saying
Pull yourself together!
Embry brought her and the twins to Jacob, Quill, Seth and Leah.
''Hey.'' Linda called softly she met them once but she didn't know them.
''So, these are the trickster twins?'' asked Jacob smiling
''Yup, this is Joshua and Isaac.'' Linda replied, gesturing to the correct twins.
''Joshua, Isaac, this is Jacob.''
They gave each other proper handshakes.
''This is Quill.''
Fist bump.
''Seth.''
Weird guy handshake thing, that she's not sure if she could replicate.
''And Leah.''
Leah shook Joshua hand.
But when she turned to face Isaac, her hand fell flat.
Her eyes widen, her mouth formed an ''o''
And then she took off running.
''What the hell?'' whispered Isaac
Linda didn't even, reminded him to be on Angela's best behavior.
Seeing as she was thinking similarly.
Jacob, quickly apologized and said Leah hadn't been feeling well.
Which prompted Isaac to ask, if she was ok?
Seth answered, quickly that she should be, his eyes alighted with excitement.
Jacob, Embry, Seth and Quill quickly exchanged a series of looks.
Till' Jacob and Seth took off after Leah.
Madness.
Linda didn't have time to think on it much, as Embry began to introduce her to the people she had never met before.
While Quill promised to supervise the twins, and asked them all about their pranks.
Linda met Emily, who had half her face scarred, and was proud of herself for not saying anything inappropriate or staring.
Linda genuinely, liked Emily.
She just had this gentleness about her.
They talked a little bit about her job and Emily's pregnancy.
Emily and her fiance Sam, who briefly reminded her of her grandpa (just because he had a similar air of intimidation.) were surprised of her knowledge of what pregnancy was like.
She quickly explained besides her second cousins, she was the youngest girl in the family.
So she'd been around her pregnant cousins and aunts who deemed it necessary to share the trials of pregnancy.
She told Emily, who was having problems with toothpaste due to nausea in the morning.
That her Tia would do certain breathing exercises as to not smell the toothpaste or that she could buy different brands till she found one that didn't bother her.
She met Kim, whom she instantly liked.
Yeah, she was shy, but so was Linda once upon a time.
Sometimes she still was and she hated big crowds.
She found out the both of them, had a shared love for the divergent series.
She also met Jared.
That she liked just as much as Kim, just because she could tell how much he adored her.
He was also pretty freakin hilarious.
She met Paul and Rebecca, and while their humor, was a bit crude for her taste.
She still laughed and she could tell despite their hard skin, they were really kind people.
They actually reminded, her of some of her friends back home.
Their humor was crude as well, but they were some of the most compassionate people she knew.
She also met up with the twins again, and met little Claire.
Who was a total sweetheart, and of course she'd build a sand castle with her.
Then when Billy Black, told the legends she was amazed.
He was possibly the best story teller she'd ever heard.
Afterwards, she must have asked a gazillion questions.
He answered, them all with a smile and a few laughs.
Embry just grinned the whole time, holding her hand.
She didn't even realize he was holding her, it just felt natural.
Authors Note: Madness! So yeah the twins are pranksters. Linda met the pack and… Leah Imprinted! Yeah wasn't originally planning that. So I need your help! Should next chapter be in Embry's, Leah's, Isaac's, Seth's or Jacob's POV? Review to let me know! I don't like doing polls, because then guests can't vote.