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Right. I'm alive. Just gotten back from Japan, and all I'll say about it was that it was fucking awesome. Only thing was, on the return, I had to survive a hellish 18 hours of 4 different flights and a missed one that resulted me in staying overnight and waiting for the shuttle to the hotel for an hour and a half. Luckily, I had my newly-purchased Death Note mangas to look through to pass the time.
...Moving on.
Hello again, everyone.
Impossible
"Try to explain the difference between left and right," L said out of the blue one day. He looked over at Light, who was refilling his water glass.
At the question, Light paused momentarily, opened his mouth to reply, and then quickly shut it when he found he couldn't find the right words to do so.
His brows knitted as he thought, and then he glanced over at a slyly smiling L, unable to answer. His face was a picture of hopelessness as he simply shrugged and came up with an articulate, "…Urgh…"
Nodding, L raised his thumb to his lips to mouth at it for a moment before he asked, still slyly smiling, "What about the colors? Try to describe red to me as if I were blind and had never seen the color before."
"L…!" Light exclaimed, shaking his head. He couldn't- he was quite brilliant, yes, and had no trouble acknowledging that, but to come up with the answers to questions like these were giving him a headache. There just was no good way to explain what L was asking him to, and it was annoying.
Smile slipping into a smirk, L then shook his head, amending the statement. "No, I know. Try thinking up a color that doesn't exist."
"L!" Light exclaimed, amber eyes pleading with the incubus to stop.
"Wait- what does water taste like?"
"No! Stop!"