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Choke
"Urgh," L muttered, eye twitching with annoyance as he overheard a conversation two young, frankly idiotic men were having about how they wanted to jump their bikes over the bridge and were excusing that stupidity with a certain phrase.
God, how he hated YOLO.
Turning away to face his boyfriend, Light, L poked at his piece of strawberry shortcake, (that had extra strawberries on it, courtesy of an incubus-charmed waitress) with his fork and hissed under his breath, "I hate the phrase 'Life is short' because it's literally the longest thing any of us will ever experience."
Without missing a beat, Light looked up from his coffee, quirked a brow and said, "Unless you experience my penis."
HACK!
Eyes wide, L coughed, choking on the piece of cake he had just been about to swallow, and with watery eyes, looked up at Light, exclaiming, "Light! I just choked on my food!"
Lips curling upwards into a smirk, Light propped an elbow on the table, and leaned forwards into L's shocked face.
"That's not the only thing you'll choke on."