I do not own Twilight it belongs to the talented Stephanie Meyer

I do own Linda though :)


Girls are Weird

Isaac

It took some work, but after a few thought out explanations, and promises.

Isaac and his brother, were able to convince his parents to let them go, with Linda to the bonfire.

So there was, Isaac with Joshua downstairs waiting for Linda.

Dying of Boredom.

His parents, had hidden all their video games, prank supplies, and electronics.

Death by boredom.

He could just see it, on his tombstone.

His parents, had went as far as, canceling the cable for a month, as well as netflix.

Not even, Angela was able to convince, them to let up.

Yeah, Isaac and Joshua brought in the big guns.

He knew his parents loved him and Josh, but Angela had to be their favorite.

At the very least she was, their easy child,

But not even, she could convince them to ''lighten up.''

Their parents, were really ticked, because it had during worship, and then they had to cancel the church sermon to clean up.

After forever and a day, Linda finally was ready.

Then she had the audacity to honk the horn, of the car as they basked, in their temporary freedom.

Geez Linda.

Josh and I noticed she, was ridiculously nervous.

We couldn't help crack jokes, the whole way about her and lover boy.

She was so nervous, she didn't even hear us.

Huh?

Her brother wasn't here, did that mean they, had rights to being the annoying/protective older brothers.

Albeit they were younger, but Isaac was sure Danny(Linda's big brother) would prefer, they stepped up to the plate in his stead.

Before Isaac and Joshua, could get into the planning stages, they arrived.

As soon as they got out of the car, there was lover boy.

They actually looked kind of hilarious together, Linda being barely 5'3 and him being what 6'2?

Linda whacked him with her backpack, as Isaac and Joshua approached them.

''Hey Sasquatch.'' called Linda

Sasquatch, Me and Josh can work with that. Filing away for possible pranks.

''Hey Pipsqueak.'' Embry replied.

Did he just call her pipsqueak, this is just too good. When she got here I called her shortie, and I kind of thought she might kill me. I never thought someone so tiny, could look that sca- angry.

''Pipsqueak.'' Josh and I called in unison

Everyone always thought, they did that on purpose, they didn't.

Isaac didn't see, why people got so worked up about it.

He knew siblings and best friends, who did the same thing.

Sure him and Josh did it more, often but they were best friends, brothers and twins.

They weren't symbiotic beings, they argued, disagreed, messed with each other.

But they also, looked out for each other, agreed on some things, and messed with other people together.

''Best behavior.'' chirped Linda

What is she talking about, this is our best behavior, or at least mines.

''Hey, don't look at me like that. You guys are the ones that said and I quote ''Mom, Dad relax we solemnly swear to be on Angela's best behavior.'' Angela wouldn't have mentioned anything like that.'' said Linda

''Ugh… Next time we're about to promise something like that. Hit us, hard like knock us unconscious.''

''Sure thing, same deal to you Josh.''

Josh nodded

Isaac had to resist a laugh.

Josh's expression.

''What exactly did they do?'' questioned lover boy

''Madness as per usual.''

Isaac snorted and shared a look with a Josh

Madness is the word, Linda used to describe the twins all the time.

Loverboy raised an eyebrow

''Can we tell him?'' asked Josh excitedly

''Go for it.'' was Linda's reply

''Alright, so we filled the organs, with well I can't remember what we used. Just a bunch stuff, from the kitchen, laundry room, restroom and our own prank supply.''

''Wait, you mixed chemicals together, and you have to be more careful!'' interjected Linda

Linda ever the worry wart, ye of little faith.

''Linda relax, I made sure not to mix anything dangerous.'' said Isaac nonchalantly

''Right you're the mad scientist, and Josh is the man of action.'' Linda said rolling her eyes

Mad scientist? Isaac liked the sound of that.

''As I was saying. We filled her organs, and then as she, was playing them on Sunday. Which actually wasn't supposed to happen, we thought she'd used them Saturday, at practice. The Gunk exploded out of the organs. Everyone started screaming, it was glorious chaos.''

Finished Joshua

''It was madness, almost gave the poor woman a heart attack.'' said Linda

''Wait, I'm confused you guys made a lady's organs explode? Is she dead?'' asked Embry bewildered

Wow! Loverboy isn't the sharpest tool in the shed?

Isaac really tried hard not to laugh.

Angela's best behavior and all.

But Josh boomed with laughter and Linda cracked a smile.

He couldn't help it.

He laughed and laughed and laughed.

''What?'' asked Embry

''They were talking about- organs- you know the- instrument.'' said Linda in between laughs.

''Oh! Oh.''

''Yeah.'' Linda replied smiling.

''Madness. Their parents had steam coming out of their ears, never seen them so angry. The congregation was horrified, and the ''lady'' who is 71 was hyperventilating. Madness.''

''I believe you.'' was Embry's reply


When they got closer to the beach, Linda walked up to who Isaac guessed were some of Embry's friends.

It was kind of nice, not being the only tall ones in the room.

At 15, Josh and Isaac were already 5'8.

Their parents were sure how tall they get, but it would be taller, than Angela's 6'0.

There dad though was 6'3.

''Hey.'' called Linda a little shyly.

Isaac noted how she shifted, slightly towards Embry.

Interesting.

Turning towards Josh, he got a nod.

He had noticed it too.

''So these are the trickster twins?'' asked the one in front.

''Yup, this is Joshua and Isaac.'' Linda replied gesturing towards us.

''Joshua, Isaac this is Jacob.'' said Linda gesturing to the one who spoke.

He gave them a handshake.

Strong grip.

Isaac noted

''This is Quill.'' said Linda

Another guy came up, giving them a fist bump.

''Seth.''

Even though he was tall and kind of buff.

Isaac could tell, he was about his age.

They ended up making up a handshake right then and there.

He saw from the corner of his eye, the only girl rolled her eyes.

''And Leah.''

She shook Josh's hand, no problem.

But when she turned towards him.

She stared for a bit, hands stretched out.

It was weird.

Isaac couldn't find it in himself to say something sarcastic or look away himself.

Then she her hand fell flat, her mouth formed an ''o.''

And Isaac could've sworn, he heard her whisper ''no.''

And then she just took off, running into the woods.

''What the hell?'' Isaac whispered

Jacob, quickly apologized, and said Leah hadn't been feeling well.

Which prompted Isaac to ask, if she was ok?

Because she really didn't look ok and even if she weirded him out for a bit.

He felt a little worried about her, she looked kind of terrified when she left.

Did I scare her?

But that was crazy, Isaac was smart enough to admit, she could probably beat the crap out of him.

Seth answered, quickly that she should be, his eyes alighted with excitement.

Weirdo, maybe Isaac should reconsider befriending him.

Jacob, Embry, Seth and Quill quickly exchanged a series of looks.

Till' Jacob and Seth took off after Leah.

Embry took off with, Linda to introduce her to people.

Handing over supervision to Quill.

Isaac did not need a babysitter.

Which it was clear Quill was, with the way he was looking, after a little girl named Claire.

Nothing against Claire, she was kind of cute.

But it was like he, was in the metaphorical kid's table.

Quill was pretty cool, Josh seemed to be getting along with him.

Isaac was distracted, all he kept thinking about was that Leah girl.

Not like that.

Well yeah, she was beautiful.

But not the point, besides why spend time thinking about, something that obvious.

What Isaac couldn't get out of his head, was the way she looked at him, and the the way she fled.

Billy Black, called everyone to sit down and started telling the legends.

But Isaac didn't hear any of it.

Why did she look at him like that?

One moment she was looking at him like, like…..

How did he described it?

It made him feel safe.

Safe and cared for.

Loved even.

Weird.

That had to be wrong.

Because, that sounded way too much, like those chick flick Jessica, and Angela watched.

He even caught Linda, watching a few before.

Yeah, no.

The second look she gave was easier to identify,

She looked freaked.

Terrified.

Like something disturbing just happen.

Isaac didn't understand why.

Girls.

Yeah, that was the safe route, she was a girl.

And yes he liked girls, there was this one girl Christy Evans.

But whatever.

It was easier to write it off as girl weirdness.

So thats what's Isaac did.

Or tried to.


Authors Note: So what do you think? What do you think of Isaac and his conclusion?

I didn't want him to be like ''Oh my god! She's the one or I want to date her.''

Didn't feel like that was realistic. So age differences: Leah's 20 and Isaac's 15.