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I have not tried this yet. But then again, I haven't seen my best friend in a little under a year. As soon as we get together again... well.
Cheetos
Bzz.
Bzz.
Bzz.
Frowning, Light put aside the notes of a new case he was going over and picked up his cell phone, which was buzzing on the desk. Turning it on, he saw that he had a new text from L. Or it might have been Beyond.
L's brother had decided to haunt their house for awhile, (no doubt to annoy the fuck out of L) and he had a nasty habit of stealing L's phone when he left it lying about and sending Light message after message after message.
But it seems that this time around, it was L.
Light.
Hm… Quickly, Light tapped out a reply, wondering what he and Beyond had gotten up to while he was at work. They did occasionally get along- despite the curse Beyond had lain on L- and what the twins came up with sometimes…
What, L?
A few seconds later, there was a reply.
I just found out that I'm 41 Cheetos tall.
Speechless, Light could only stare at the message, wondering what the hell had possessed the two to do this. He blamed Beyond.
He really, really blamed Beyond for this little escapade this time around.
Beyond was the source of everything.
Goddamned incubus.
Sighing, he quickly typed out another message, though it was a question that he wasn't sure he wanted an answer to.
L. Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
A few seconds later, there was a reply.
Well, we were out of Doritos.
Figures.