"star wars (John Williams Is The Man)
[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind] (intro)
Gianni: You must use the Force
Hunter: You must use the Force
Gianni, hunter, sither and max: (repeat ad nauseam)
All 4: You must use the Force
[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee]
Gianni: Time ago, far, far away
Long time ago, far, far away
Gianni and hunter: Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid!
Fly the Falcon through an asteroid!
Till the princess is annoyed!
All 4: This is spaceships,
Its monsters,
It's Star Wars,
We love it!
Come and help me,
Obi-Wan
X-wing fighter
And a blaster gun!
Dance with Ewoks,
Oh, what fun!
All 4 : This is spaceships,
It's monsters,
It's Star Wars,
We love it!
[Super Han](hunter's favorit)
All 4: Get in there you big, furry oaf
I couldn't care less what you smell!
I take orders from only me
Maybe you'd like it back in your cell
Your Highness, your worshipfulness,
Your Highness, your worshipfulness!
Hunter: No one cares if you upset a droid
All 4: (Nobody cares if you upset a droid)
Hunter That's because droids don't tear
your arms out of sockets
(Nobody cares)
All 4: I suggest a new strategy:
Let the Wookiee win
That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid
[E.T. - The DiscoTerrestrial](max's part)
Max: Now we listen to Luke whining:
Sither: One more season... one more season...
Hunter: One more season... one more season...
Max: I was gonna go to Tosche
Station for power converters
Now I guess I'm going nowhere
It just isn't fair...
[Jaws: The Wookiee](sither's part)
Gianni: Woooooookiee (ruahg)
Hunter: Woooooookiee (huhg)
Sither: Woooooookiee (gual)
Max: Woooooookiee (gural)
Woooooookiee
Woooooookiee
Hunter, sither and Gianni: Someone move this walking carpet
sither: (Woo-kiee! Woo-kiee!)
Someone move this walking carpet
(Woo-kiee! Woo-kiee!)
Kiss your brother, kiss your brother
sither: Princess Leia!
Well, I guess
You don't know anything
About women
All 4: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
[Jurassic Darth](Gianni's part)
Gianni: Luke, I'm your father
Hunter: (That's not true!)
Gianni: It is useless to resist
Sither: (My hand!)
Gianni: Come with me, my son
We will rule!
Max: (I'll never join you!)
Gianni: Search your feelings, it is true
So, you have a twin sister who
Obi-Wan was wise to hide
Hunter, max and sither: (Is that Leia?)
Gianni: If you will not turn
Then perhaps she will
Give in to your hate,
You are mine
[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind - Reprise](ending)
Hunter: (Long, long, long time ago...)
All 4: Far, far, far, far away
Long, long, long time ago,
Far, far, far away!
Kiss a Wookiee, (kiss a Wookiee)
Kick a droid! (kick a droid!)
Fly the Falcon (fly the Falcon)
Through an asteroid!
Till the princess (till the princess)
is annoyed!
Hunter: (She's annoyed!)
All 4: This is spaceships,
It's monsters,
It's Star Wars,
We love it, it's true!
Gianni: episode VIII
Hunter: Coming to you
Sither: 2017
All 4: So let's go
(Go, go, go to the movies)
Stand in line
(Buy, buy, buy me some popcorn)
Cause it's al-
hunter: (Please, I'd like extra butter)
-most the time!
Gianni: (JOIN THE DARK SIDE)
All 4:May the Force be with you all!
Hunter: JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN!