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Remember boys and girls, no matter how much we think we want something, we often find it was never what we really wanted once obtained. Either that or we lose interest in the wanting more after the getting as Jaune is about to find out.
Now, it's time for Chibi...
RWBY Chibi
fic No.2
Skit 1: Hopscotch
"Bet you can't top this, Ruby" says Nora as she does a handstand then hops from one panel to another while using her hands like feet.
"Wow, that's impressive" says Ruby, clapping at Nora's skill.
Next to Ruby, Yang scoffs at the sight while pumping her arms. "I can do one better than that."
"Hey guys, what's up?" comes the voice of Velvet, member of Team CFVY, as she walks onto the scene and looks at them.
"Playing some hopscotch" says Ruby.
"You wanna join in?" asked Nora.
"Me, play hopscotch?" ask Velvet, sounding shocked. "You ask me if I want to play hopscotch? Me, a girl with bunny ears? You really think I'd want to play a game of hopscotch?" As she speaks, her presence becomes more serious, her tone harder, and eyes darker.
Ruby gulps, saying "We didn't mean any offense, Velvet. We..."
Velvet's eyes suddenly light up as her face become bright and cheerful. "Sure, I'd love to play with you guys. Hopscotch was my favorite game to play as a child."
She then begins to hop from one panel to another while the other three girls just stare at her dumbfounded by her earlier reaction.
Skit 2: A Date with the Ice Queen
As Weiss walks down the hall, minding her own business when Jaune comes popping in beside her. "Say Weiss, how about me and you go out on a date?"
"No thanks" says Weiss nonchalantly, Jaune stopping and slumping down due to her response.
Later, while Weiss was at the library, reading a book quietly when Jaune comes scooting up beside her in a chair. "So Weiss, what do you say. You, me, a date?"
"Not interested" says Weiss, making Jaune slink back away with a sad whimper.
A little later on, Weiss had frozen the water outside Beacon Academy so she could ice skate when Jaune comes sliding on by. "So, care for a date my deAAAHHH" he cries as he loses his balance and is sent sliding out of view.
"Busy now" says Weiss, jumping over Jaune perfectly when he falls and goes sliding by her.
And even later still, Jaune would keep appearing everywhere she went, always asking the same question about a date. And each time, Weiss would turn him down and with each moment, her patience become less and less until finally...
"Alright, ALRIGHT, FINE" she screams while the ice cream she was holding falls from its cone onto the ground. "I'll go on a date with you."
"You will, PARTY" yells Jaune as he does a happy dance which comes to a dead stop as Weiss grabs the front of his shirt, bringing her back into eye contact with her.
"This is the deal" she says with a cold tone. "I'll let you take me one one date. Hear that, ONE." She holds up a finger to stress the one. "But, if I don't enjoy myself and say I'd be willing to go on another, you'll swear you'll never bother me with these date request of yours ever again. Got it?"
Jaune nods as she lets him go. "I understand and I agree to your terms. I'll see you tonight at seven and don't you worry, I'll make this the best date you'll experience." Jaune then runs off to prepare.
Weiss sighs before turning and seeing Ruby and Yang looking at her. "You finally caved, huh?" asked Yang.
"Shut it" says Weiss with a growl. "I'm just doing this to escape future request." She sighs as she walks off to get ready for the date as well.
Skit 3: Penny 2.0
Ruby walks around when a familiar figure appears before her, making her eyes light up. "Penny, is that you? You're alive?"
"Hello Ruby, it has certainly been awhile" replied Penny, the slightest of halting happening between each word spoken.
"But how are you here? I saw you..."
Penny smiles, then says "I'm a machine, remember? My father had my memory core recovered and he placed me into a newer, stronger body. And best of all, this new body can't be effected by magnetism and has tons of new features added."
"Oh really? Like what?" asked Ruby as Pyrrha comes walking up. "Oh, hey Pyrrha, look who's back from the dead."
"Oh, it's you" says Pyrrha. She then becomes nervous and adds "Listen, about before..."
"Primary threat target has been located" says Penny suddenly, her voice even more robotic than normal and somehow more dangerous sounding than normal. "According to the proper protocols, I shall now eliminate the target at once."
"HUH?" says both Ruby and Pyrrha as Penny begins to grow bigger and bigger until she suddenly looks like a Penny-fied version of one of Ironwood's mechs. Multiple laser sights all fall onto Pyrrha who had started to sweat badly.
Penny then says "Terminating target" before releasing a barrage of attacks that both Pyrrha and Ruby, who was going to be caught in the sheer onslaught of attacks from the robot girl. The two girls squeal then run for it while Penny 2.0 gives chase.
Skit 4: The Date with Vomit Boy
"I can't believe I'm really doing this" says Weiss as she waited for for Jaune to arrive. As if on cue, the door bell rings. She sighs before opening the door, seeing a rather well dressed Jaune outside. He hands her a flower which she halfheartedly takes.
"So, are you ready for a magical night, my dear?" asked Jaune.
"Let's just go get this over with" says Weiss as she steps outside.
"Have fun, you two" yells Ruby.
"Go get her, tiger" adds Blake.
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do" tosses in Yang.
Weiss glares back at her teammates, wishing they hadn't been here to see her off. She then turns back to Jaune and they head off. Jaune does hold a hand out to her though she doesn't accept.
The date starts with a movie Jaune picked out for them. Going in, Weiss was expecting it to be some crappy fic but by the end, she had to admit to herself that she had actually liked it which shown on her face as a small yet genuine smile. Jaune, meanwhile still had as big a smile on his face as he had before.
Next, Jaune took her to the arcade to play some games. Again, she went in thinking she'd be bored and annoyed yet ended up having way more fun than she thought. Jaune even won her a giant stuffed polar bear. As they left, she now had a rather large, happy smile on her face while Jaune, on the other hand, had a smaller smile on his face, mirroring the smile Weiss had when they had exited the theaters.
Next was dinner which, to Weiss's surprise, was at an actual restaurant that was pretty famous. She was now glowing as they at ate, shocked to find she was enjoying this. She was enjoying Jaune's company. Hell must have frozen over or something.
After dinner, they went on a short stroll through Beacon under the moonlight. Weiss actually was holding Jaune's hand and feeling content with the situation. Jaune, meanwhile, looked more bored and confused than happy.
Like all things, the date soon came to an end and Weiss found the two of them standing outside Team RWBY's dorm room. "What can I say" says Weiss, beaming at him. "I actually enjoyed myself tonight. Who knew?"
"I'm glad you liked it" says Jaune, sounding normal to Weiss's joyful.
"And I can't believe I'm about to say this but..." Weiss stops as her fingers fidget nervously. "I'd actually be fine with another date with you sometime."
"Really?" asked Jaune, getting a nod from Weiss. "Well, that's...awesome. Let me...um, check my schedule and I'll get back to you on that."
Weiss nods, then tells him thanks for tonight and even kisses him on the cheek before entering her teams room. As the door shut, Jaune hears Ruby, Yang, and Blake send a barrage of questions towards her. Once the door had closed, Jaune lets out a sigh then turns towards his teams room when Nora and Ren pop into view.
"So, fearless leader, how did it go?" asked a chipper Nora.
"Was it everything you hoped for?" asked a more calm Ren.
"Actually, it was...perfect...for Weiss" says Jaune, looking and sounding confused. Seeing the confused looks on his teammates, he says "Funny, getting a date with Weiss was something I had been wanting since the day I first saw her. And finally, I actually got it, I got a date with Weiss and..."
After a pause, he shakes his head. "I guess I must be tired from all that thinking and preparations for the date. That's the only way to explain how meh I feel right now. Anyways, I'm going to bed you guys." Jaune then steps into the teams room, leaving his shocked teammates standing in the halls.
"Hey, what's going on guys?" asked Pyrrha as she come walking up.
"Nothing much, Jaune just got back from his date with Weiss" says Ren.
"Seems like it went well. Well enough that Weiss is actually interested in another one" adds Nora as she had heard what Weiss had said to Jaune.
"Oh, I see..." says Pyrrha, looking down.
Ren, knowing what Pyrrha must be thinking, says "Though I don't think there will be another date. While Weiss enjoyed herself, Jaune didn't seem quite as satisfied. I guess he wasn't as into her as he first thought he would be. Anyways, we should be getting to be ourselves."
With that, Ren and Nora enter their dorm room, leaving Pyrrha alone in the halls. She stands there alone for a few seconds as the words she heard play though her thoughts over and over before she jumps for joy and giving a happy shout. Looks like she had one less obstacle to worry about now.
Fin...
AN: Well, another day, another chapter. Like I said before, if I could come up with more skit ideas and felt they would be a good addition, I'd do more chapters and here I am. In truth, I've actually come up with enough to fill this fic up to chapter 5.
Also, the date between Weiss and Jaune that happened this chapter is based on my own personal belief on how a date between them would have actually gone in the canon series. Weiss would likely end up enjoying the date while I feel Jaune, after the date, would likely find himself losing interest in further dates with her, instead finding that his feelings for her might not have been as strong as he first thought.
Now, for the next chapter, expect to see what happens when Blake taste catnip, Ruby reads fan fiction of RWBY, and Team RNJR talks about their new looks for the forthcoming Vol.4!
Any hoot, till next time, nates...
