AN: RWBY and RWBY Chibi are owned by Monty Oum and Rooster Teeth.
Catnip and Blake don't mix. Just saying...
RWBY Chibi
fic 3
Skit 1: Ruby's Reaction to RWBY Fan Fiction
Ruby was alone in her teams dorm room, laying back in her bed as she finished reading another book. Closing it, she hugs it to her chest while letting out a content sigh. She then hops down and begins looking for something else to read in order to pass the time.
"Nope, already read it, skip, boring" she says as she goes from one book to another. After a few moments of zipping around, she realized she had read them all already, even Blake's more 'personal' ones that she thought she had hidden well enough from Ruby, feeling Ruby was to young for them.
"Now what do I do?" cries Ruby then her eyes fall onto the computer. "Hm, how about some fan fiction. There's usually something good to read if one looks for it" says Ruby, going and sitting by the computer and heading over to her favorite fan fiction sight.
Clicking around, she looks through the pages till she spots something unexpected "Wait, what's this?" Clicking into the new page, she says "RWBY Fan Fiction? Huh, this is about us."
She reads the descriptions on the stories, her eyes wide. "I don't get it. Why would someone write so many stories about us? Sure, we're pretty well known across Vale but..." An idea pops into her head, one that made her feel nervous. "It...it has to be...a conspiracy. We're being watched."
Ruby then zips through her team's room, checking every nook and cranny for hidden camera's and microphones. She then runs into JNPR's room to do the same. Minutes later, outside, her teammates are walking when Ruby comes into view, dressed now like a detective and holding a magnifying glass.
Weiss, Yang, and Blake look at her, then each other, then back at her as Weiss ask "Ruby, what are you doing."
"Looking for those hidden camera's and microphones" says Ruby.
"What are you talking about, sis?" asked Yang, making Ruby get all wide eyed and scary close to them.
"Someone has been writing fan fiction about us, a lot of someone's and a lot of fiction. I tells ya, its the Illuminati, its a conspiracy against us and I'm getting to the bottom of it." Ruby then continues her search, leaving the others blank faced by what they just heard.
Skit 2: Just a Little Catnip
Blake's bow twitch's in anticipation as the smell of her favorite type of food was being prepared. After learning about Jaune's talent for cooking, she had asked him if he knew anything about cooking fish. While Jaune had admitted to being no expert, he was confident he could make something decent for her. So now here she was, watching as the timer drew ever closer to the ring, her mouth leaking plenty of saliva to show off her growing desire to feast on the fishy delight.
She shakes her head, turning her attention to Jaune as he was rummaging through Team RWBY's pantry, looking to see what kind of seasonings they had on hand. She found herself having a weird thought pass through her noggin. He looked rather cute in his "Kiss the Chef" apron.
"Thanks for cooking these fish for me, Jaune" she says.
"Anytime" says Jaune, looking back at her while his hand grabs onto a bottle and pulls it out.. "It's a nice change of pace from baking cookies for Ruby all the time." A sudden ping sound brings their attention back to boiler and the fish. Blake is back to drooling as Jaune places the fish onto a plate then moves over to a table.
Blake licks her lips as she prepares to dive in, but Jaune stops her while saying "Hold on. Just a little detail left to add." He grabs a bottle he had pulled from the pantry and begins to cover the fish in the seasoning. The added scent is taken into Blake's nose, driving her over the breaking point.
Blake, no longer able to control herself any longer, leaps onto the table and starts ripping into the fish without a care to be had. So sudden was her action that it causes Jaune to fall back onto the floor, the contents of the seasoning he had added now pouring from the bottle onto him. Blake finishes her meal then sniffs the air, her attention turning to Jaune.
Noticing her eyes on him, Jaune notes she was looking at him strangely, her eyes lowered in what appeared in a seductive gaze as she smiles at him. He gulps, saying "Blake, are you OK?" She doesn't respond, instead she begins to crawl to him while making a light purring sound.
Jaune begins to move back away from her. "What's going on? Why are you acting this way?" A sudden feeling makes him examine the bottle he had grabbed more closely and then he sees what it actually was.
"Catnip...I used Catnip" laughs Jaune nervously. "I'm so dead..." he adds as Blake pounces him, his cry for help falling on death ears.
Skit 3: Just a Little Catnip pt.2
"I hope Blake likes this book I bought for her" says Yang in celebration for their three month anniversary in becoming partners.
"I'm sure she'll like it" says Weiss. "You know how into reading she is."
"Hope she'll let me read it once she's done" adds Ruby as they reach their dorm room and step inside.
The three girls come to a dead stop at the sight before them. Yang even drops the book she had bought for Yang as her mind was momentarily locked. Before them was Blake and Jaune, the two of them resting on the floor. Blake was rubbing against a completely freaked out Jaune while she lovingly licked his face, purring ever so softly.
"Jaune, what exactly is going on here?" asked Yang, her hands now resting on her hips.
"I...I...please guys...help me..." he whimpers, to afraid and brain locked to do anything else.
Ruby sees a bottle laying on the ground and reaches down and picks it up. Weiss and Yang lean over as she reads the label. "Extra Concentrate Catnip. For the feline you love the most." They look back at Blake and Jaune, all three of them now having a better idea about what might have happened.
Weiss then burst out into a tear inducing laugh. While she felt bad this was happening to Blake, she still couldn't help it. "This...this is...oh grimmies, I have to tell the others." Weiss then turns and leaves to alert their sister team about this.
"...Guys, don't leave..." begs Jaune.
"Where's the camera?" asked Ruby, already looking around for it. "Got to record this for the memories."
Yang grabs Ruby and pulls her towards the door, saying "I loaned it to Nora. Let's go get it back from her." Yang looks back at Jaune and adds "We'll leave you two alone for a while. Have fun, tiger."
As the door closes, Jaune cries out for them to help him one last time but no one cares to help. At least not till after they had found the camera that is.
Skit 4: Team RNJR's New Look
Nora, not surprisingly, was leading the team through the dark forest and, not surprisingly, she was singing aloud. "We're on our way to Haven, to Haven, to Haven. We're on our way to Haven, to kick some baddy butts."
Coming up next was Ren who was looking tired as he looks back at his former old team leader and current team second in command, Jaune. "So, any ideas when we'll be reaching Haven? It feels like we've been walking for six to eight months so far."
Jaune shrugs, saying "Um...I hate to say this, but I think we might be lost." He looks back at Ruby and ask "What do you..think...Ruby?" Ren and Nora stop and look back to Ruby to see what had made Jaune's question slow.
Ruby, who had been looking at the scenery when Jaune question came up, stops and looks at them. "Well I...guys, is something wrong."
"Ruby, you look kind of different from before" says Jaune.
"Yeah, your hairs longer and you have a new outfit" says Nora.
"And your cloak has some wear and tear to it as well" adds Ren.
"Huh? Oh, right" says Ruby, doing a little spin so they could see her new look it its completeness. "This is my post time skip look. After traveling the wilderness for six to eight months, a little change in appearance is normal. What about you guys? Why aren't you changed into your new looks yet?"
"Hey. Ruby's right" says Jaune. "We should be in our new time skip looks."
"Quickly, to off screen land" commands Nora, sending her, Ren, and Jaune running off. Ruby stays in place, watching them with amusement. After a moment, the three return to stand before Ruby.
"So, how do we look?" asked Ren.
"Great...except...um" Ruby hesitates for a moment before saying "Why are you guys covered in shadow? I can't see your new looks at all apart from your outer most outline."
Jaune, Ren, and Nora look at each other then Nora says "Oh, that's right. Our new looks haven't been revealed yet."
"I'm sure that'll change soon, sometime within the next 96 or so days" adds Ren.
"Yeah...we...we are getting redesigns for the post time skip as well...right? Not just Team RWBY" asked Jaune as Team RNJR look at each other, then at the camera with questioning looks.
"Right? RIGHT?"
Fin...
AN: Well, another day, another fic. At present, I have enough ideas left in me right now for two more chapters. If anyone has any ideas though, I'll gladly hear them for possible additional chapters of Chibi fun. Any hoot, on to the skit talk.
In the Catnip skit, I was debating on if I should use Yang over Jaune. You know, to give the Bumblebee Shippers out there a little love. But I ultimately decided to use Jaune, partly because I established his skills in the kitchen before and because having Yang being on the receiving end instead of him would prevent me from having her comment on the scene.
With the Ruby reads Fan Fiction skit, I figured I'd do a skit where we see Ruby becoming a conspiracy nut and claim they're being watched by the Illuminati. Seems to fit in my opinion given how she acts in the Chibi episodes.
Speaking of, the Team RNGR skit was inspired by the fact that only Team RWBY's new post time skip look was shown off during RTX recently. While I assume Jaune, Nora, and Ren will get new looks as well, I'm unaware on if it was confirmed they will or not hence I decided to do a skit based on that unknown.
For the next chapter, we'll have Nora playing baseball, Ruby does a little cosplaying, Blake takes on a dare, and Jaune goes missing.
Any hoot, till next time, nates...