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Skit 1: Dare by the Books

Blake was sitting by herself within Team RWBY's dorm, reading The Man With Two Souls 3: The Man With Eight Souls, when the door gets kicked in hard and Yang comes stomping in. "What is wrong with you? It's a beautiful day outside and your locking yourself away inside."

Blake doesn't respond, making Yang's eyes go red. "What is it with you anyways? You have an entire world of discovery out there yet you would rather keep your nose stuck in a book."

"That's right" says Blake, giving her the slightest glance.

"I bet you couldn't even go twenty four hours without being around a book" says Yang. A idea then pops into her head, signified by her eyes lighting up. "That's actually a good idea."

"What is?" asked Blake.

"I DARE YOU to go an entire day without reading, touching, or even being within eyesight of a book" says Yang.

"And why would I accept such a dare?" asked Blake, her eyes still locked on the book in her hands.

Yang thinks about that, then smiles and says "Because if you do accept my challenge and go twenty four hours without a book, I'll buy you all 12 volumes of the new Kunoichi Love series, in hard back, and autographed."

That got Blake's attention. "You mean the one down at the book store that's super expensive?" Yang nods then holds a hand out. Blake closes her book, gets up, and shakes Yang's hand to seal the deal. They then step outside and look at their Scrolls for the time.

The dare has begun.

Blake knew the rules, no books PERIOD for the next twenty four hours. Simple, right? She'd just wander around Vale and camp out for the night. Nothing she hadn't done before when she had been part of the White Fang.

She starts by simply walking around, enjoying the weather. Yang was right, it was rather nice out. Be nicer if she could be sitting under a tree or on a bench right now with a book in her hands. She shakes that thought out of her mind. No thinking about books. The prize was to important to lose for her.

Next, she went to an ice cream parlor and had herself a sundae. It had been nice and calming till a man entered with a book in his hands, forcing her to make a quick exit. As she walked down the side walk, she couldn't help but notice she had the slightest of twitches now with her cat ears.

She went to the arcades next but found no enjoyment there. Well, there was Nora playing Wack-a-Grimm with Magnhild, much to the managers annoyance. She leaves and wanders, finding herself outside the library. Feeling a little more agitated, she walks on, ignoring the desire growing in her.

Night soon fell and she was beginning to shake a little, her attention span in a constant state of shifting from one thing to the next. She was unable to sleep that night as she was curled up into a ball, biting her nails while shaking like a blender. She needed a book and she needed it soon.

The next day, Yang was sitting in the room, waiting for Blake to return. At the exact moment the twenty four hours was up, the door opens to reveal a pale and shaking Blake, her eyes wide and sunken. Yang gets up and walks to her, saying "Well, it looks like you did it. How do you..."

Blake zips past her, grabbing as many books as she could hold and hugs them as closely to her body as possible, inhaling their scent at an alarming speed. Yang shakes her head, saying "Geez, I can't believe I'm seeing this. You do realize books are a drug to you. You do know that right?"

Blake looks back at Yang and says "Maybe so but I still won the bet."

Yang sighs, knowing Blake was right. "Fine, I'll go buy those..."

"Hey guys" yells Ruby, appearing from behind the door. "Did you all remember to set your Scroll clocks back an hour last night. You know, because of Fall Back and all?"

Blake blinks as she and Yang both realize they had forgotten about that. Blake the falls onto the ground, her eyes now leaking tears as she says "No, no, I lost..."

Skit 2: The Missing Arc

Ruby was standing outside in the halls, leaning back against the door to her teams room. She's whistling happily to herself as Team JNPR, minus Jaune comes walking up. She pulls the headphones she was wearing off and says "Hey guys, great day, huh? Where's Jaune?"

"We were hoping you could tell us" said Pyrrha.

"Yeah, fearless leader was suppose to meet us for practice earlier and he never showed up" says Nora.

"Gee, that's weird" says Ruby. "Need any help looking for him."

Pyrrha shakes her head, then says "Thanks, but we can handle this. But if you do see him, let us know, OK?"

"Will do" says Ruby, giving them a salute. They then zip on out of their, Ruby's eyes watching as they go. The door behind her then opens slightly and Jaune pokes his head out. "How many have you made so far?" asked Ruby.

"Sixty" says a tired Jaune. "Can I please go now? I'm tired of making cookies, Ruby."

"Talk to me again once you reach two hundred. Now get back to work" she orders, pushing him back inside. She then pulls an Arc Delight out from her pocket and bites into it, squealing from the taste. "These are so good. I think I'll keep Jaune by my side forever...so he can be my personal baker."

Skit 3: Taking Her Out of the Ball Game

The sun shined down brightly over Vale Stadium as Team RWBY and JNPR were having a ball game against rival teams from other kingdoms. Nora, the star player, steps out to bat. Well, skips out actually while "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" plays in the background.

"OK baby, give it to me" says Nora, smiling confidently as she readies her bat. "Nice and hard."

The first pitch, Nora misses by swinging to low. No problem. The second pitch, she swings to high. OK, what's going on? She doesn't miss this much. "Time out" says Nora. "Need to switch bats."

"Is that allowed?" asked one of the rival teams players, getting a shrug from the owner of From Dust Till Town who was overseeing the game.

"You feeling OK, Nora?" asked Yang as Nora ran past her team. Looking at the collection of bats, she instead grabs Magnhild and press's a button, making switch into a new metal bat mode she had recently added for playing these games. She then pulls out a cord and jams it into a light socket, shocking her weapon and herself by extension. She shakes for a few seconds before pulling it out.

"AAAHHH, that felt good" she says before shaking her head. "Now I'm fully charged and ready to go." She then runs back outside, her friends and teammates cheering for her as she takes her place again. "OK, now you'll see what I can do."

The pitcher then throws the ball as hard as she can and Nora swings, hitting the ball with her full power. But it's Nora, not the ball, that is sent flying while the ball just drops down onto the ground.

"So, does that count as a home run for my team?" asked Penny, who was the rival teams pitcher.

Skit 4: Ruby Cosplay's

The door to Team JNPR's room is sent swinging in hard with Ruby quickly running inside. "Hey guys, wanna go have some fun?" she ask with a big grin on her face. The answer she gets is silence as no one was here at the moment.

"Hm, wonder where they are?" she says to herself as she goes to leave but stops and looks back, seeing they had lay their battle gear out and weapons behind, meaning they were probably wearing their school uniforms right now but were expecting to be back soon.

A thought bubble pops up over Ruby's head, the images within showing when Jaune had entered her teams room and role played with her team's weapons. The image in the thought bubble switches to a light bulb while Ruby smiles deviously. Why not. Fun is fun after all.

She closes the door behind her and quickly throws on Pyrrha's gear. She then begins jump flipping through the room while giving off a famous battle cry. "I am Xena, Warrior Princess. Beware the power in my chakram."

She then throws Akouo like a chakram which is quickly followed by the sound of glass breaking. She smiles nervously before switching out into Ren's costume. "Remember Daniel-san, wax on, wax off" she says, making waxing motion with her hands, and speaking like Mr. Myagi from the old Karate Kid movies. She then switches out to Nora's outfit.

She then pulls out Magnhild and holds it high into the air, saying "I have the poOOOWWW." A bolt of lighting had suddenly shot down from the sky and somehow hit the hammer when Ruby had held it up, shocking her. She stands there for a few seconds, then says "That felt..um...shocking." She then shakes her head and changes into Jaune's clothes and taking Corcea Moors into her hands.

She then starts swinging Corcea Moors around and thrusting Jaune's shield forward. "Back, evil Grimm. None shall harm these fair...um...maiden's I guess."

"Hey...Ruby" comes Pyrrha's voice, making her freeze and look back to the dorm room entrance. Team JNPR is there, all looking at her. Pyrrha had the 'you got to be kidding look', like Weiss had before. Nora had the squeal look like Yang had. Jaune had the 'looks like you're having fun' look like she had before. And Ren was wide eyed from shock like Blake had been.

"Mind telling us what you're doing?" asked Ren.

Ruby laughs nervously, then says "What, Jaune can play with our weapons but I can't do the same and wear your gear? Man, talk about a double standard."

Before Pyrrha could respond, Jaune says "She's right you know. That really isn't fair." He then zips off, reappearing beside Ruby, dressed up in Ruby's outfit now. "Let's just kick back and have fun" he adds before he and Ruby high five.

"Yeah, COSTUME PARTY" yells Nora, appearing besides them as well while now being dressed like Yang.

Pyrrha sighs and shakes her head. "Monkey see, monkey do I guess..."

Fin...

AN: Before I talk about this weeks chapters, I want to point a little detail I missed from last chapter. In the Catnip skit, I forgot to mention another reason I chose Jaune over Yang was because Yang wouldn't accidentally use catnip on the fish. That's more of a Jaune mistake. Now, if it had been a prank on the other hand...

Now for this chapter's sketch's.

The Dare by the Books was an easy idea I had and I'm surprised it hasn't been done YET in the actual RWBY Chibi series. The whole Blake's love of books is so strong that not having a book in her hand for an extended period of time would be like a withdraw from drugs for a junkie or a smoker trying to kick the nicotine addiction and stop smoking.

And the Ruby cosplay was inspired by the skit from the actual Chibi series where Jaune played with Team RWBY's weapons, as stated in the skit itself. I just took it up a notch and I chose Ruby to be the one to do it as her personality, like Jaune's, makes the action quite plausible in my opinion.

As far as a Yandere Pyrrha skit or a skit that compares Jaune and Taiyang's physical similarities (something I noticed about when I saw ep.12 of vol.3), I'll brain storm on those to see if I can think of any good gags to write out.

Now for the next chapter, we'll have...

Ruby's cloak goes missing,

Qrow has a flashback to a prank Team STRQ pulled in their youths at Beacon

Ruby discovers Jaune's secret weapon

possibly one more if I can get a good one out of my noggin'

Next chapter probably won't be released as quickly as I have the others as I haven't started writing it yet (all previous chapters had some skits for the next chapter already done by the time I uploaded). Despite that, expect chapter 5 to be released by Friday or Saturday at the latest.

Any hoot, till the next chapter, nates...