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RWBY Chibi
fic 5
Skit 1: The Missing Cloak
It was a a little past eight one fine day at Beacon Academy. The sun was shining, the birds were singing. The sound of Ruby screaming rattling her teammates...wait, what?
"Where is it, where is it, where is it?" cries Ruby, zipping all over the room while her team watch's her tearing everything up. "Its not here or here or even there. NNNOOO, its gone..." She falls to her knees, crying like a new born babe.
"Ruby, what is it? What's wrong?" asked Weiss, concerned for the sudden panic her partner was experiencing.
"It's my cloak, my beloved cloak. It's not here" cries Ruby. "I left it on my bed before heading off to take a shower and when I came back, it was gone." She then has a thought, making her zip up to stand super close to Weiss. "Did you take it?" She then shoots over to Blake and says "Was it you?" She then jumps over to Yang, saying "It was you, wasn't it?" She then cries out. "Please give it back. This prank isn't funny."
"Ruby, get a hold of yourself" says Weiss, grabbing Ruby's shoulders and shaking her a little. "Why would any of us do something like that to you?"
"Yeah, you're right" says Ruby, taking a few deep breaths. She then looks around, seeing the window was open. "Maybe a strong breeze pulled it outside. I'm going to go check." Before anyone could say anything, she super sped herself out the door.
"Why's she having such a panic attack over that cloak anyways?" asked Blake. "If it's missing, can't she just go buy another?"
Yang shakes her head, then says "That cloak is irreplaceable to Ruby. It was a treasure made for her by her mother, Summer Rose. It means the world to her. Much like Crescent Rose, its a part of her being and she will kill anyone who takes either from her."
"Wow, now that's extreme" says Weiss.
"Hm...why do I feel like I'm forgetting something" says Yang.
Ruby, meanwhile, was running all across Beacon, checking every nook and cranny for her cloak. After twenty minutes, she collapses back onto the ground, tired, and needing to breath. She finds herself doing the water works again as she says "I can't find it anywhere. This can't be happening..."
"There you are Ruby. I've been looking for you" comes Jaune, coming to stand beside her as he extends a hand out to her. "What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Ruby takes his hand and once she was back on her feet, she hugs him while crying "It...it's terrible, Jaune. Some evil force has stolen my beloved cloak and I can't find it anywhere. What's am I going to do? I feel so naked without it."
"What do you mean, it's missing? I took it" says Jaune, innocently enough, making Ruby's eyes go wide before she jumps away from him.
"It was you? How could you do that to me, you jerk. Do you realize what you've done to me? I thought we were friends, you heartless beast. I demand you give it back right now" yells Ruby.
"Sorry, Ruby. I didn't mean to cause you any worry. I thought Yang would have told you" says Jaune.
"What? Yang knew" asked Ruby, making Jaune nod. Ruby the turns away and growls while clenching her fist. "OOOHHH, I'm going to get her for not telling me." Back in Team RWBY's room, Yang finally remembered what it was she had forgotten about.
Ruby looks back at Jaune and ask "Why did you take my cloak anyways? Where is it?"
"Well, you remember last week, when you were sitting on the floor and playing around on your Scroll?" Ruby nods as she recalls that day. "I was a big jerk and walked over your cloak with muddy shoes. I felt bad about that so I decided I'd wash your cloak for you so it would be both clean a shiny as if it was brand new. It's in the dryer right now. In fact, it should be done any minutes now. Come on, let's go check on it."
"Alright" shouts Ruby happily, jumping into the air. "Well, lead the way."
Jaune nods as they head back to the dorms. "Sorry, by the way, Ruby. I should have been more considerate of you and your cloak."
"Forgiven" she says. "Sorry for saying those mean things to you. And thanks for cleaning my...what setting did you use?"
"Delicate" says Jaune, making Ruby hug his arm as the continue on.
They arrive just in time to hear the dryer ping as it powers down. "Looks like we got here just in time" says Jaune as he opens the dryer and reaches in. "Ta Da, presenting your cleaner, shinier...pinker...?"
"PINK? PINK? YOU dyed my treasured cloak PINK" screams Ruby, grabbing it from him and looking it over. There wasn't a trace of red to be seen anywhere. She begins to seethe, to fume as her eyes bulge and her face becomes red with anger and veins pop out while clenching her fist hard.
"What happened? I followed the instructions Yang gave me" says Jaune, not noticing Ruby current state. He then smacks his head and yells out "NORA, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TOLD YOU TO NOT USE THE WASHER AND DRYER TO DYE YOUR COMBAT SKIRTS PINK?"
"Sorry, Jaune" comes Nora from somewhere else.
Jaune sighs, then looks at Ruby and says "I'm so sorry, Ruby. How about we head down to Vale and I'll buy...Ruby?"
Ruby didn't care now who was or wasn't at fault. She was mad, furious even. And someone had to pay. With a flick of her wrist, Crescent Rose appears in her hand, making Jaune gulp as he backs away. Ruby then lunges at him and the scene goes black...well, pink I guess.
Skit 2: Team STRQ's Prank
Qrow was walking through Beacon's main building, allowing himself a moment to remember past times here with his team. Those were simpler times to be sure. He had to admit that while he enjoyed being an adult, mainly because of the booze, he did miss those days.
He's brought from his thoughts as his eyes spot Winter a few steps ahead of him, her attention on a glass case filled with old academy photos. Getting behind her, he sees the picture in question that had her attention was one of Beacon Academy from a distance, shining emerald green under the sun.
"Is this photo real?" she asked no one.
"It's as real as I am, Ice Queen" he says, a smirk on his face.
Winter jumps from hearing Qrow, having be so focused on the picture she hadn't noticed anyone coming up behind her. "Qrow? How did I not notice you coming up behind me, especially as you reek of booze."
"Just one of my many talents." He then leans in close, throwing an arm over Winter's shoulder which makes her lean away from him while giving him a wary look. "Wanna find out what other talents I have?"
"I'll pass" she says, elbowing him in the gut to knock him away. "Well, seeing as you're here, mind telling me what's the deal with this picture? I wasn't aware there was a time Beacon was any color other than silver and gray."
"Oh, you wanna hear about that, huh?" asked Qrow. "Well, it all started this one day..."
(flash back)
A young Qrow places a can of green paint down on the ground, then looks up at the CTT, while a huge grin forms on his face. "Alright, today's the day. Today I'll finally give that old Ozpin a pranking he'll never forget. Heck, this will be remembered for all time here at Beacon."
"I don't know about this, Qrow. What if we get in trouble?" asked Taiyang with a timid voice.
"Quit being such a cowardly lion, Tai. How do you expect to get a girl when you're to afraid to take a chance and have some fun?" says Qrow.
"I'm betting he'll get more tail than you ever will, bro" comes Raven. "Coward or not, at least the ladies love him for his cute face." That makes Tai blush madly.
"Yeah, whatever" says Qrow. "Now, where should we begin?"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE" comes a girl who adjust her glass's. It was a young Glynda Goodwitch and it looked like she was in her usual no fun mode. "Qrow, just what are you plotting on doing this time."
"Nothing you need worry your pretty little head about, Good-snitch. Unless, that it, you want to help us?" says Qrow, moving to her side and throwing an arm over her shoulder, making her lean away from him.
"Like that will ever happen...and the name is Goodwitch" says Glynda.
Raven says "Which sounds just as bad, you know", earning a glare from Glynda and a laugh from Qrow. "Yeah, she's a witch, a snitch, and a..." Raven smacks him before he can say the obvious rhyme.
After a second, Glynda ask "What you you plotting anyways?"
"Oh, a little curious are we? Ready to live a little, huh?" asked Qrow, leaning in even closer to her. "I knew there was more to you than being a buzz kill."
"And here I thought that was a turn on for you?" joked Raven.
"Shut up" yells Qrow. "I wasn't asking for your opinion." He then turns his attention back to Glynda and says "So, what do you say? Wanna have some fun for once?"
"Well...I...?" Before Glynda could finish thinking about it and answer, Taiyang speaks up and says "Hey guys, were did the paint go?"
Everyone looks around, seeing that the magic paint that never runs out had indeed gone missing. "Hey guys, check it out" yells Summer, getting their attention. "Looking good huh?" she adds as she spreads her arms wide.
Somehow, in that short amount of time, she had managed to paint the entire CCT in an emerald green color...and with it, the entirety of Beacon Academy itself. "Behold, the Emerald Academy" she cheers.
Everyone had gone wide eyed. They were shocked she had somehow managed to get all of Beacon in such a short amount of time. But none were no more shocked than Qrow, but for a different reason. "Summer, what were you thinking? The target was the CCT, not the whole academy."
"Oh...but it looks so much better this way don't you think? Don't you like my vision?" asked Summer.
"What's going on here?" comes the voice of Ozpin as he comes walking up to Qrow.
"I...I..well, you see sir..." Qrow was speechless now.
"I must say young man, I have to admit the emerald paint does seem to fit the academy more than the usual gray and silver" says Ozpin who pulls a camera out and takes a picture.
"Thank you sir, I feel the same way" says Qrow, feeling pleased with himself now.
"Anyways, I expect you to have all the paint removed before the day is over" says Ozpin, making a can of paint thinner and a scrub brush appear on the ground.
"But sir, I didn't..."
"Then who, my boy? The paint can and brush are by your feet and no one else is here" says Ozpin, making Qrow look around to indeed see his team and Glynda had taken off without him noticing and the paint can and brush were now laying at his feet.
"Oh come on guys" cries Qrow while Ozpin repeats 'by sundown'. He then walks away, a small smile on his face while the missing friends peek out at Qrow from their hiding spots.
(present)
"I really hated my team and Glynda that day" grumbles Qrow as Winter laughs at the story.
"You know, I almost feel bad for you...almost" says Winter. "Well, look at the time. I have a meeting with Ironwood. Don't go doing anything I wouldn't do." Winter then walks off while Qrow yells something in response.
As she exits the building, an idea pops into her head which makes her smile deviously. It would be tricky but not impossible. A few minutes later, Qrow finally steps outside, taking a swig from his booze bottle, when his feet hit something. Stopping and looking to see what he had hit, he notices its a can of green paint with a brush inside. "What the...?"
"Again, Qrow?" comes Glynda as she comes walking up to him. "Aren't you a little to old now to be pulling pranks like his?"
"What are you talking about?" he asked, making Glynda point upward. Qrow turns around and pales at what he sees. All of the CCT had been painted an Emerald Green color. He looks back at Glynda and says "Wait, it wasn't me. Honest!"
"Yet the can of magic paint is here with you" points out Glynda.
"Yeah, but..." Qrow doesn't finish as he notices a piece of paper under the can of paint. Grabbing it, he reads "For the memories, wink wink" and beneath the words the Schnee family symbol which makes him crush the paper.
"I'm sure you know what to do, Qrow. Remove all the paint by sundown" says Glynda before walking off, a hint of a smile forming on her lips. Qrow meanwhile yells out "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, ICE QUEEN!"
Winter, meanwhile, can't help but laugh at Qrow's obvious misfortune. She loved causing him trouble.
Skit 3: "I should be ashamed of myself for this one..."
Ruby let out an annoyed sigh. Yang had used up all the hot water for their room's shower and Ruby was really wanting to just sit back and relax with a warm bubble bath. It helped her team were all elsewhere doing this and that right now. Should she wait till the water could heat back up?
Shaking her head, she pulls out her Scroll and calls Jaune, getting no reply so she tries Pyrrha next."Hey Ruby, need something?" asked Pyrrha, answering from the other end.
"Yeah, I was wondering if I could use your guys bath for a bit? Ours is low on the hot water right now."
"Sure, I don't think it'll be a problem" says Pyrrha. "I'm busy down in Vale now and both Ren and Nora are at the arcade. Not sure where Jaune is right now but I think he's around here somewhere."
"Thanks, I'll only need an hour" says Ruby, getting an OK from Pyrrha before putting her Scroll away. She then grabs a towel and some clean clothes and heads over to her sister teams room. After going inside, she heads immediately to the bathroom and steps inside.
A split second later..."Ahh, Ruby, why are you in here?" yells Jaune.
An obviously embarrassed sounding Ruby says "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were here and Pyrrha said...is that a 'long sword'?"
A little bit later, the rest of Team RWBY comes walking down the hall when they hear a noise come from Team JNPR's room, making them run inside to find Ruby, standing in the middle of the room, holding a cookie in her hand (not surprising).
And next to her, laying on the floor, and with his back to them, was Jaune who appeared to be shaking ever so lightly. "Ruby...?" says Weiss, shaking her head already as she lets out a disappointed sigh.
"What have we told you about bothering Jaune when he has leader duties to perform?" adds Yang.
"Um...to not do that?" says Ruby.
"Speaking of..." says Weiss, reaching out and grabbing Ruby's hand. "You have your own duties to perform so lets go."
Yang turns to follow them, saying to herself "There's a familiar scent in the air. Can't place it though..."
As they walk, Blake looks at Ruby and says "You got some cookie dough on your lip."
Ruby scoops it up and licks it while Weiss says "Couldn't even wait for some of them to be made. You're so hopeless..."
Back in the room, Jaune is left as is though he finally manages to say something.
"...ow...my poor 'long sword'..."
Fin...
AN: Well, here ends another chapter of RWBY Chibi fic. Now, let's talk about these skits and I'll get the obvious one out of the way first.
Skit 3, as the title of it reads, I really should feel ashamed of myself for writing that one and putting it here in this fic. But I honestly couldn't help myself as the idea, being a variation on the "Now that's a katana" gag, was just to funny (in my opinion) to not do. There was an alternate line to what Jaune said in the end "...ow, she bent (or broke) my 'long sword'..." but I chose to use the one used in the actual fic as it wasn't nearly as suggestive as the alternates (though clearly still rather suggestive all the same). So if anyone was offended by Skit 3 in anyways, I'm sorry for that but what can I say, Ruby X Jaune is my guilty pleasure as far as RWBY pairings go. Besides, skits like that one are almost required by law to end the way it did (I checked, trust me).
Anyways, let's talk about the other two skits.
"The Missing Cloak" skit is one of those types of skits you would think would have been done by now within the actual RWBY Chibi series by Rooster Teeth. Who knows, maybe there will be such a skit down the line as Ruby loves her little red riding hood just as much as she does her Crimson Rose and if either went missing, she wouldn't rest till she found them and reaped sweet revenge on those responsible for taking them. Actually, a skit where Crescent Rose goes missing sounds like a good one. I'll have to do that one someday, after a few more chapters have passed.
Next, we have the Prank skit. This one actually had a bit of a rewrite as I realized Winter likely wasn't a school mate of Team STRQ. Originally, I wrote it with her being there in the place Glynda now holds in the final version though I did keep Winter in the present day stuff. The ending was also altered as it made more sense though how Winter managed to repaint all of the CTT is anyone's guess (I don't know, I'm to tired to think of an explanation). Also, I had Summer's personality, what little I showed, match Chibi Ruby's since I assume like mother like daughter and I made Tai a bit of a coward in his youth as he, Qrow, and Ironwood (from what I understand) are inspired by the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Woodsman from the Oz books. Raven, I just gave her a Blake like personality as I feel she probably was the Blake of their group.
Well, this will be the last chapter of RWBY Chibi fic I'll be doing for a bit but NOT the LAST CHAPTER I'll do. I'm just going to give myself a little break to work on other projects so I can let my comedic juices recharge.
Besides, I'm REALLY overdue on updating my Realm Hearts and Rave Master Naruto series anyways so I should get to them before the writing funk hits me again. Plus, I have an idea for another RWBY fic which involves Ruby, after the fall of Beacon and before setting out with Jaune, Nora, and Ren, finding her treasure box in her closet and, upon opening it, recalls a childhood memory she had long forgotten about which connects to the origin of her desire to become a Huntress. I don't have a name yet but be on the look out for it from me all the same.
Again, there will be more RWBY Chibi to come once I have enough new skit ideas or receive enough of them from you guys. I currently have three: Yandere Pyrrha, a Taiyang and Jaune comparison, and an Overfeeding Zwei skit I can work with so far.
Any hoot, till next time, nates...