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"Run, it's Zweizilla!"
RWBY Chibi fic
ep.6
Skit 1: The Old Switch-R-Ru
Jaune was walking down the sidewalk, his attention on his Scroll as he watched the latest episode of his new favorite show. He laughs before closing his Scroll then says "Ah, I love me some Camp Camp."
AN: Expect a RWBY Chibi meets Camp Camp skit in the future...
Qrow then comes flying down from above, making Jaune jump and squeak like a scared little girl. "Hey, just the wimp I wanted to see."
"Wimp? Wait, aren't you Ruby and Yang's uncle?" asked Jaune.
Qrow bows then grabs hold of Jaune and drags him off. "Come with me. I need help with a matter of the utmost importance."
"Wait, don't I get a choice here?" asked Jaune.
After a few moment's of walking, they meet up with Taiyang who was walking the opposite way. "Great timing, Tai. You got my message?"
"What do you need Qrow? Unlike you, I actually take my job as a teacher seriously and I should be back at Signal right now." Taiyang then sees Jaune, asking "Who's the kid?"
Qrow shoves Jaune next to Taiyang, telling them both "OK you two, stand side by side and stand straight." Jaune and Taiyang look at each other, both clearly confused before shrugging and doing as told. Qrow studies them, then says "Not quite the same height but close enough that no one will notice."
"Just what is going on,Qrow?" asked Taiyang.
"OK you two, this way please" orders Qrow, already grabbing the both of them and dragging them off screen. Moments later, Jaune and Taiyang are heard shouting things like "Wait, what are you doing?" "Why are you undressing me?" "Are you overly drunk AGAIN?"
Finally, Qrow comes walking back on screen. "Come on guys, times a wasting." Jaune and Taiyang join him; Jaune now dressed in Taiyang's clothes and Tai, in turn, was wearing Jaune's clothes. "Not bad, not bad. Just one more little detail and we'll be ready."
"Ready for..." Before Taiyang could finish, Qrow places one hand on his hair and the other on Jaune's, yanking both their hairs off, making the two men yelp. Qrow then places Jaune's hair on Tai and Tai's on Jaune's. He then pulls Tai's goatee off him and slaps it on Jaune.
Qrow then steps back, examines them again. "Perfect, phase one is finished."
"OK, that's it Qrow" yells Taiyang. "Just what the Grimm is going on here?"
"You'll see soon enough" says Qrow, looking at his watch. "Our first test subject should be here any moment now."
Before Taiyang or Jaune could ask what he means, Yang come walking onto the scene. "Hey Uncle Qrow, hey Jaune" she says to her father. She then looks at Jaune and says "Good timing, dad. I've got this new move I'm wanting to test and you're the only one who can help me. Let's go..."
Yang then grabs Jaune, dragging him off with her as he says "Wait Yang, I'm not..."
"I've noticed the two of you look a lot alike so I wanted to see if anyone would be able to tell either of you apart if you changed clothes and hairstyles" explained Qrow to Taiyang.
"Oh, that's what's going on. I guess that makes sense. Anyways, I better go save the kid before Yang kills him by accident..."
"Wait, test number two is walking our way" says Qrow as Pyrrha comes walking up. He then moves over to her and whispers something into her ear.
"Um...Jaune..." she says, her cheeks a bright pink as her eyes dart from one place to another. "I...well, I...I LOVE YOU. PLEASE ACCEPT MY HEART."
Taiyang blushes as he looks away. "Well, um...thanks. But, I'm not..."
"Please, come with me" says Pyrrha suddenly, grabbing his hand. "Let's go someplace more private?"
"QROW, WHAT DID YOU TELL HER TO...?" Tai's question is lost as Pyrrha takes off running, pulling Tai with her. Qrow grins as he takes a drink.
"Hm, I wonder how far things will go before she notices that's not Jaune? Oh well, not my concern. I got what I wanted from this." Qrow then goes walking off screen.
A few seconds later, Jaune goes flying across the screen and we hear Yang yell "Sorry, dad..."
Skit 2: Zwei Grows Up
Zwei was alone in Team RWBY's dorm, sitting beside his empty dog dish, making whimpering sounds. Ruby then appears. "What's wrong, Zwei? Is my special little guy hungry?" Zwei gives her a confirming bark as he happily wags his tail.
"Right, be back in a sec..." says Ruby, grabbing his food dish and zipping away and returning just as quickly, the dish filled with food. In the blink of an eye, Zwei had eaten everything in the dish. He then barks his appreciation. Ruby pets him before walking off.
"OK, now where did I leave Scroll?" comes Weiss, entering the dorm. Zwei puts on a fake hungry look again and whimpers, catching her attention. "What's the matter? Hungry Zwei?" she asked, getting a nod. Weiss sighs and shakes her head. "Geez, where are Ruby and Yang at? They shouldn't be leaving you to starve like this. Hold on, I'll get you something..." Weiss walks off, returning a few moments later with food. Like before, Zwei eats the meal in the blink of an eye. Zwei then gives her a 'thank you' bark before trotting off then quickly returning with Weiss's Scroll in its mouth.
"Thanks, boy. Gotta get down to the Library" says Weiss before leaving the room. Seconds later, Yang appears. Once again, Zwei puts on a hungry face. "Looking hungry there, lil' doggy" says Yang, grabbing his dish and over filling it with food. "Here ya go. Bonn apatite..." Zwei eats the food happily as Yang leaves the room.
Blake arrives just as Zwei finishes and he barks at her, making her back away. "Easy there, I'm not your enemy..." Zwei looks at his dish then back to her, barking again. "Oh, you want someone till fill your dish for you? Hold on a second." Blake brings him some food and Zwei eats it, then barks happily at her. "Sure, no problem boy."
Once Blake was gone, Zwei was finally feeling full. Then Nora pops up. "Morning Zwei...wanting someone to give you some food? Be right back." Nora zips off, returning a few moments later with a massive bag of dog food. She opens the bag and pushes it onto its side, making plenty of doggy treats fall out. "Here you go boy, dig in."
"Nora..." comes Ren's voice from a distance.
"Coming Ren" she chimes before running off.
Zwei looks at the food. While he was full, he could always pack in more grub. He jumps into the bag, eating hardily. On the side of the bag, there was a warning label. 'Warning, avoid more than 3 servings per day with this project. Over feeding will result in dire consequences.'
An hour later, Team RWBY had met up with each other and were now wondering around Beacon. "So, you guys wanna go hit the arcades?" asked Ruby.
A sudden impact hits the ground causing them all to jump. More impacts are felt moments later, each having less time between than the last. "Speaking of hits..." says Yang. "What is causing the tremors?" adds Weiss.
The four girls look around and its Blake that sees the source which makes her jumps behind Yang. "Guys..." she says, pointing them in the right direction. They all look in the direction she is pointing; their eyes going wide at what they see.
Zwei, now somewhere between King Kong and Godzilla in size, comes walking up to them and barks happily, the bark so loud it makes their ears hurt. It pants, dropping massive drool which they're forced to dodge to avoid being drenched in the drool.
"WHAT THE BLEEP HAPPENED?" yells Weiss.
"I'm so not cleaning up his poop" says Yang.
"ZWEI, YOU LOOK SO COOL" cheers Ruby as Zwei sniffs the air and walks off towards the CTT.
"What's he doing?" asked Blake as Zwei reaches the tower, sniffs it again then walks around the tower a few times. He then lifts a leg.
"Oh god, he isn't going to..."
"RUN YOU FOOLS" yells Yang, grabbing Blake and making a mad dash towards the nearest port.
"Behold, Zweizilla's legendary attack..." Ruby doesn't get to finish as Weiss grabs her and runs as well. Moment's later, they hear the sounds of screaming.
"This is bad" Weiss screams, looking back just a second.
"It's a Golden Tidal Wave..."
Skit 3: Pinata
"OK people, boys and girls, step right up and try your hand at cracking the legendary Grimm Pinata" declares Sun from behind a stand, wearing a stylish top hat. "What treasures will you find waiting within should you succeed?"
Ruby, Nora, Pyrrha, and Yang all come walking up, paying the price for participation. They are all given foam covered bats and blinders by Neptune. "Say, what gives? Why are the bats covered with these foamy things? Wouldn't they be more effective bare metal?" asked Nora.
"That's to insure the goods inside the dummy aren't damaged. Despite the foam covering, you'll still be able to crack with a whack" says Sun. He then leads them over to the pinata, which was a chibi version of an Ursa. "OK, take your places and cover your peepers with the blinders. The four girls do as told then bring their bats up to the ready.
"Are you lovely ladies ready?" asked Sun, pulling a lever which replaces the Grimm pinata with a tied up and gagged Jaune dangling from the air. The girls say they're ready to go while Jaune tries to say something but his voice was to well muffled for them to notice.
"Alrighty then, start your WACK'N" yells Sun. The four girls begin to swing their bats, each successfully hitting Jaune. "I've set the clock. Once it rings, you can take off the blinders and see if you won any prizes or not."
Sun then walks away, counting the money when Neptune stops him and says quietly. "Are you sure this was a good idea? I mean, sure, we said we'd help Jaune toughen himself up so he'd be better at taking a hit. But I don't think this was how he wanted to do it. Plus, once the girls realize what it is they spent the last ten minutes hitting, they'll be plenty mad at us."
"Which is why we should make our escape now with the money before they notice" says Sun before running off to the port. Neptune takes one final look at Jaune, mouths the words "Sorry" then follows after Sun. Meanwhile, Jaune yelps and cries of pain go unnoticed as the girls continue to whack away at him.
Fin...
AN: Here we are with another chapter and with it, another set of skit explanations.
For skit number one, I have a feeling a lot of you will say the exact same thing. There is no way Pyrrha would mistake Taiyang as Jaune, even if he was dressed up in Jaune's clothes and had his hair. And that is true, she wouldn't make that mistake...in RWBY. But this is RWBY Chibi so all bets are off (for everything really). I'm sure though she'll realize the truth before she does anything she'll regret. Can't say the same for Yang. Let's just hope Jaune can survive training with her.
Skit 2, what can I say, Zwei turning giant and using the CTT as a bathroom just writes itself.
Skit 3...well, I would like to think Sun and Neptune wouldn't do that to poor Jaune regardless of what series you watch. But after episode 12 of Chibi, where we see Sun and Neptune doing their Junior Detective bit and framing Jaune then beat him up (based on the sounds coming from off screen), I could see this happening too. And yes, they were beating him up. No matter what words you want to use, the sounds being made says it all. And yes, once the girls realize what they've been hitting and get Jaune some first aid, they will be going after Sun and Neptune to get their money back...and for revenge too.
My next update will either be the Jaune perspective chapter of Remember Me as I Remember You or the next chapter of Realm Hearts. Not sure which as it depends on which gets finished first. Don't expect the release till sometime later next week though as I'm in the process of getting my new lap top set up and transferring my current writing projects over to it.
Any hoot, till next time, nates...