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"Your assignment tonight is to prepare for a debate. One on one, on a variety of different topics. I will send those out to you tonight." The bell rings.


Tuesday 8:12 PM

Can we switch debate partners?

I don't think so, no. Why, who do you have?

Ranger Rick and whether or not pepperoni is the best pizza topping.

What're you arguing?

Against, which is easy. All you need is cheese. But then Lucas is a meat lover's kind of guy; it's gross.

You?

Riley and the sun shining in the morning.

How is that even debatable?

You'll see.

Smackle's been helping my argument, ya know, the best debater I've ever met in my life?

At least let the girl have a chance, Farks.

Of course she has a chance! I'm not heartless!


Wednesday 3:43 PM

I know I'm probably going to regret this but was Smackle getting turned on by your debate in class today?

We believe so, yes.

Forget I asked.


Wednesday 7:20 PM

Alright serious question.

Okay?

I mean, at the Mount Sun Lodge, when we were going to bed, you and Smackle were really cute. I mean, you always are, but do you know what I'm talking about?

When we went up to sleep?

Yeah.

Okay. And?

You're not bothered by how she talks about Lucas?

I'm not.

What? How?

Smackle and I talk. It's the foundation of our relationship- it has been since we first met. We've talked a lot about it.

But why are you okay it?

Because I know her better than everyone, and that's all that matters.