(A/N) Murrgghh I'm so happy you guys are actually enjoying this because I feel like it's total crap and you guys just make my day and I love all of you.
Chapter Three - Lucifer is Sexy and He Knows It (Ashiya, on the Other Hand...)
"But.. Sire!" Alciel says.
"No buts. Don't argue with me." Maou sighs angrily.
It seems he's been doing that a lot lately.
"I really don't have to sleep, I mean-" I start.
Maou cuts me off. "Yes, you do. Staying up so much, especially while staring at a bright screen, is unhealthy. I'll see you guys in the morning. Don't get into any trouble."
I watch him walk out the door, my mouth slightly agape.
"I can't believe you convinced him to let you sleep in his spot. Nobody should ever sleep in the king's 'bed' except for the king!" Ashiya rants.
I roll my eyes. "Did you seriously not hear me just say that I didn't want to?"
"You said you didn't have to."
"Same thing." I say, turning my attention back to the screen in front of me.
Let's hope tonight won't lead to me killing anybody.
"Urushihara."
Not getting my attention by calling me that.
"Urushihara."
If I didn't answer you the first time, what makes you think I'm going to answer you the second time?
"Hanzo."
I only let Maou call me that without me getting pissed because he is beautiful unlike you.
"Lucifer."
Much better.
I turn my head to glance up at Ashiya. "What?"
"We should get to bed soon."
"You can sleep now, I'll join you later."
"No. Under my master's orders, I am to make sure that you finally get some proper sleep."
"So it's now you care about me? Because your precious king told you to?"
"Well, yes. Why else would I care about a freeloader?"
"..Because I'm sexy?"
It's true, man. Don't deny it.
"No.."
Well fuck you, too.
"Excuse me?"
Oh, I guess I said that out loud...
Oops.
"Nothing." I mumble.
"It was most definitely something. You know what, I don't care. Just get to bed."
"Yes, Mother."
I feel a foot hit my rib and I yelp in pain.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?"
"Get to bed. Now. Chop chop."
I stare at Maou's spot. As much as I want to lie there forever, I feel the strong urge not to.
I know it's not everyday you get to sleep where Satan normally does, but still.