Chapter Seven - A Lesson on Internets
Boring.
Boring.
Also boring.
Still boring.
Wow.
Social media is supposed to be interesting at one in the morning.
Normally around this time is where the "freaks come out" and post random shit about their lives that probably (most likely) never actually happened.
What people will do for followers is hilarious. No sane person wants to see pictures of your implants, sweetie.
Humans in general are hilarious.
One time I was reading an argument about snails.
Snails.
Out of all the topics up for debate: politics, religion, the economy... Snails.
I'd never assume snails. Ever.
There are many other relevant topics to bicker over, but snails?
Just...
Why even?
Who the hell cares?
I just.. I seriously cannot comprehend what goes on inside the average person's mind (can I even politely refer to these people as average?).
Snails.
Snails.
Okay everyone.
Listen to me right now because I am not going to say this again.
If. You. Are. Going. To. Post. Something. About. A. Ship. Do. Not. Ever. Offend. Someone's. O. T. P.
Got it?
As much as I love internet wars, sometimes they can get out of hand, especially the ones about a one true pairing.
Like seriously, sometimes they end with suicide.
Suicide over an irrelevant subject isn't good.
And even though I have a major role in putting the wanting of suicide into people's minds, I'd rather not it be because of something stupid like your ship not being canon.
For real.
Get over yourselves.
I think I need help.
Like, serious help.
I think I've turned into a fan girl...
I haven't shut up about Maou for about an hour.
This isn't normal.
This isn't anywhere near normal.
This is...
This is what the internet turns you into.
A monster.
An overly obsessive monster.
I guess the fan girls have created a literal "internet virus" that you can only get by being online for more than two hours a day.
If that's true, let me tell you,
It's.
Fucking.
Contagious.
As.
Hell.
Fuck.
(A/N): Sorry that this is like, super-duper short.
I had not the slightest clue what to write...
Obviously, these last few chapters have been fillers, because I am STILL GOING THROUGH THIS STUPID WRITER'S BLOCK.
I'm doing pretty good, though, I guess.
I promise this will get back on track soon.