This one was extremely hard, especially because I do not have an Atlantean, Martian, or Romani translator. Spanish I know by heart, and Vietnamese was easy. Thank the Force I didn't have to look for Kryptonian. Also, I used Romanian for Robin 'cause I couldn't find Romani, and M'gann is the stereotypical Martian cause... well... It wasn't easy.
Rule #6: Do not speak in a language that's not English.
"Que ustedes se creen que hacen?" Wally yelled at his team as he stared at the TV in font of them. It was broken. With a fist sized dent in the middle.
"Ce vrei să spui?" Robin asked, trying to feign innocence while also being afraid of their leader. Kaldur was pissed.
"Daimien Daimon!" Kaldur yelled, pointing at Conner, forgetting he had to speak English.
Conner had broken the TV. Right in the middle of Kaldur's and Artemis' favorite show.
"Tôi sẽ giết bạn!" Artemis yelled in Vietnamese, wanting to rip Conner apart. Luckily, Robin jumped in front of her and tied her up,"Hãy để tôi đi, tôi muốn máu!" She yelled, trying to get out of her bonds.
"Tonnouph!" Kaldur yelled, getting ready to fight the boy.
Wally sped over in between them, and yelled "A quien se le ocurre dañar la televisión!?" at Conner.
"Skirr chwack piz graak-tsk piktta graak-k karbt!" M'gann yelled, frightened at the fact that the whole team was mad.
"Ay, cállate, M'gann!" Wally yelled while holding Kaldur back while the Atlantean tried to choke the clone with the 'force'. Maybe he had seen too much Star Wars.
"Acest lucru este distractiv!" Robin yelled, while giggling evilly.
"DOUND!" Kaldur yelled at Conner.
Right then the zeta beam announced that Black Canary entered, but that didn't distract the kids at all. "Cállate la boca, Kaldur!" Wally yelled, forgetting all about manners as he had to withstand the punches Kaldur gave him.
Black Canary entered the room with the yelling as all the kids started screaming at one another, looking shocked at what was happening. Red Tornado walked inside, looked at Black Canary, then the kids, and started to lead her away. The team was alone on this one.
Wally's lines (Spanish) : Que ustedes se creen que hacen?-What do you think you're doing? A quien se le ocurre dañar la televisión?- Who's dumb enough to break the television? Ay, cállate, M'gann- Oh, shut up, M'gann! Cállate la boca, Kaldur!- Shut your mouth, Kaldur!
Kaldur's lines ('Atlantean') : Daimien Daimon!- Evil villain! Tonnouph!- Revolution! DOUND- DIE!
Artemis' lines (Vietnamese) : Tôi sẽ giết bạn- I will kill you! Hãy để tôi đi, tôi muốn máu!- Let me go, I want blood!
Robin's lines (Romanian) : Ce vrei să spui?- What do you mean? Acest lucru este distractiv!- This is fun!
M'gann's line ('Martian'): Skirr chwack piz graak-tsk piktta graak-k karbt- Please do not vaporize me, I have a family.
Rule #7: Never try to give M'gann, Conner, Kaldur, or Robin the 'talk'.
"But, I do not understand." Kaldur said, staring at the picture in front of him, confused at what it was supposed to be. "Why do human boys go crazy for that?"
Wally smacked his head, then shook his head. "If you don't understand it now, you never will, Kal my boy."
"So, Supey, how is your relationship with M'gann?" Wally asked, speeding over to the clone.
They had managed to repair their friendship after the 'M'gann can't cook' incident, and they now acted like they had before Wally had ever opened his big mouth. Conner raised an eyebrow at him, which made Wally smile.
"You managed to do 'it'?" He asked.
Conner looked at him, now confused about what he meant. What 'it'? Conner and M'gann had done a lot of things together.
Wally seemed to pale at the thought of having to explain what 'it' was, and before Conner could ask him just why he paled, Wally was speeding over to México.
"I don't need to know this." Dick said as he sat down in Bruce's study.
Bruce had this uncomfortable feeling about him, and Dick could only guess why that was.
"Explain."
"I know how babies are made. Remember, I lived in a circus." Dick said cheekily.
Bruce smiled down at him, happy that he wouldn't have to speak about such things with his son, then looked out the window. The Bat symbol was in the sky again. "Let's go."
"AAAAHHHHH!" The boys heard a scream come from the girl's side of the mountain, seeing that now they had been divided, making Wally smile evilly.
"Ten bucks Canary's trying to give the girl's the 'talk'." He said, smirking.
"Ten bucks Artemis is going to storm away." Conner told him.
"And ten that M'gann won't understand what's going on." Robin told him.
Soon enough, Artemis stormed into the main room, red faced and panting, and turned to the boys. Just by looking at them she got red faced and she quickly looked away. "I'm taking some time for myself." She muttered, then she ran into the zeta beam, to not be seen until a good month later.
Rule #8: Do not enter into politics.
It was supposed to have been an easy mission. Go in, kick bad guy butts, get out with whatever piece of information you needed. But of course, it couldn't have happened so easily. For one reason or another, there were villagers with pitchforks inside of the factory, who had kicked the team's butts, and were now taking Kid Flash back to their hometown.
When Kid Flash woke up, he found himself on a throne, with a man kneeling in front of him against his will, two strong men holding him there. He blinked in surprise at what he was seeing, and couldn't help but stare when a woman entered the room, dressed not very humbly, smiling at him kindly.
"All hail our newest king, the kind and heroic Kid Flash." She said, making the people Wally hadn't noticed bow.
He blinked, overwhelmingly confused with what was happening around him,, making the woman smile even wider. "So humble! He will be the perfect king for us!" She said, "Now, all he must do is kill our ex-dictator."
Wally's eyes widened at what she said. He couldn't kill somebody! He wasn't made to be a killer!
As the boy freaked out internally, the woman handed him a sword, which he grasped with unease, while the villagers cheered and yelled, telling him to kill the man. The man kneeling in front of him glared up at Wally, having a deep hatred to the hero that was making his peopler turn against him.
"Do it, your highness," The defeated man hissed out venomously, "But remember, my men will not stop until you are dead."
Wally gulped in fear, then looked up at the woman who nodded at him. "Do it, your highness. Then you will be formally our KING!" She announced, turning back to the crowd.
Thankfully, Superman broke through the ceiling in that moment, grabbed Kid Flash, and flew away. To this day Wally still didn't quite understand what had happened.
Rule #9: Do not give Wally any candy.
"WHEEE!" Wally yelled as he sped around the Batcave, making rocks fly up in his wake, along with other things that were found on the floor.
Batman felt his eyebrow twitch as the speedster ran yet another lap around the cave, making his already spilled coffee cup fall to the floor and smash. He had never seen a speedster this hyper except for when Wally was starting out as a hero, and Green Arrow gave him candy as a joke. The Watchtower had been shut down for a while for repairs.
And then, just as quick as the devil had come, he had left, leaving the cave in complete chaos. Batman growled, and vowed to hunt down his second son. Somehow, he knew that Jason was behind this.
Jason laughed evily as Wally arrived in front of him, the USB he had given him in his hands. "Here it is, Mr. Red Hood!" He announced happily, handing over the contraption.
Jason ruffled the red head's hair, then wrapped an arm around his shoulders. "This is the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship, Wallace." Jason told him, already thinking up of ways that Wally could help him.
"I'll get candy, right?" Wally asked innocently, making Jason laugh. He'd do anything for candy.
"Of course, Wally. Now come on, I got another mission for you."
Rule #10: No Ms. Universe
This was a dumb idea. No, not a dumb one, but a stupid one. This was the stupidest idea ever, and he had no idea why he had gone through with it. But he was pretty sure it was because of Artemis' taunts. This'll show her what it means to be a West. Never say no to a challenge, even though you may end up in a dress.
Wally sighed as Robin put some lipstick on him, all the while smiling evilly. "You don't have to smile while you do this, you know?" Wally told him.
Robin shook his head, "You're the idiot that decided you wanted to prove Artemis wrong. Now, all you have to do is win the competition."
"Yeah, sure, piece of cake." Wally sighed, then looked at himself in the mirror. With the long red hair, fake chest, fake eyelashes, makeup, the long red dress, and the high heels, he really could pass as a woman.
"Wendy West!" The stage manager called, making Robin help Wally up.
"Go get 'em, Wendy."