I dedicate this chapter to Cary99 who has been there for me on my first story and reviewed all of the chapters. Thank you for your support. Also, thank you all for your suggestions for rules. Hope you all keep reviewing and helping me creates this.
Enjoy~
Courtesy of Flying Jay:
Rule #16:
Robin cheats in video games, deal with it.
(He's a hacker ninja and a bat. You expect him not to use it against you?)
Also courtesy of Flying Jay:
Rule #17:
No R rated movies.
(... What do you think led to Rule #7?)
Courtesy of Brightpath2:
Rule #18:
Kid Flash must always eat before a mission.
(... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Stupid bat.)
Courtesy .Night:
Rule #19:
Just because you are heroes, it does not give you the right to try to get anything for free in a mall.
(Yeah, that was also a good day. We were bored in the cave, so me and Rob decided on a field trip to the Happy Harbor mall, with our costumes. We managed to hit about ten stores and get tons of things for free before the Stupid League arrived.)
Courtesy of Im-totally-whelmed:
Rule #20:
Robin is not allowed to play hide and seek.
(Seriously? We already talked about this. He's a bat-ninja. Of course he shouldn't play hide and seek!)
Courtesy of Feelin' the Aster:
Rule #21:
There is a reason why Artemis is on this team. You should not miss with her weapons, costumes, or hair. Especially the hair.
(... Never. Again.)
Courtesy of Immortal Horse:
Rule #22:
Playing Nerf War's with any of our rogue's is not considered training or a means of team bonding. But we may think you are going to turn evil, so it is ill advised.
(Psshh, that was actually pretty fun. My rogues, along with some of the others', along with Roy and Jason. You already know this was an awesome adventure.)
Also courtesy of Immortal Horse:
Rule #23:
You cannot hold random parties. Especially if you are on a mission.
(He he, we so confused Luthor and Bane that time. IT WAS AWESOME!)
The rest are my own.
Rule #24:
You may not kidnap Roy and the team for a 'bonding' day.
(He he... Still pretty fun. Imagine this, a speedster hyped up on sugar and dreams arrives on your doorstep and gags and binds you, then takes you to a remote location. What do you think would happen? And, best part, Robin actually helped with that stunt.)
Rule #25:
No trying to contact; or travel to; other Earth's, dimensions, or universes. Not only is it not safe or humane, but it also is incredibly stupid.
(On that one adventure I met a Clark Kent that actually liked Conner. I also found out happens when you give them red kryptonite!)
Rule #26:
Just because you have powers, it does not mean you can overuse and abuse them.
(... ... It was actually a fun day until Batman showed up. I have no regrets.)
Rule #27:
We do not care if peer pressure was involved, you are; under any circumstances; not allowed to consume alcoholic beverages.
(... ... I still have no regrets. You know, it actually coincided with my alternate universe adventure.)
Rule #28:
If any member of the League or your own team is de-aged, you are not allowed to corrupt them. We still can't get Green Arrow to stop smacking Superman whenever Conner is mentioned.
(... ... ... Again, no regrets. Superman deserves a good whoppin' because of what he did!)
Rule #29:
No video games that have to do with cute creatures fighting each other. (Pokémon.)
(We've got a hacker ninja, a Martian that doesn't have much of a clue, a dysfunctional clone, an Atlantean, and me, a crazy ginger. Do the math.)
Rule #30:
None of you are allowed to try to contact the Red Hood. Or any ex-hero that has turned evil.
(Well, I seem to have broken that rule a bit too much. The League has me on Hood watch now-a-days.)
And here are the first five rules' one-shot, you guys really deserve it.
Rule #16: Robin cheats in video games, deal with it.
Normal is not a word one should use to describe this group of kids. Right now M'gann was in the kitchen, cooking up some edible food, with Conner helping her, while the rest of the team was up and wherever they wanted to be. Kaldur was reading a book in his room, Artemis was cleaning her arrows, and Wally and Robin were playing video games.
"Prepare to be PWND!" Wally yelled, so close to being able to finally kill Robin.
And the screen suddenly went blank, erasing all of his data, and up popped three little Robin caricatures. Robin smirked evilly, and said, "Oops" in a fake innocent voice.
Wally growled at him, looking like he could murder the younger boy, but quickly composed himself. Robin pouted at the lack of action, and crossed his arms. "Why'd you stop?" He asked.
Wally got up from his seat, and threw the controller at Robin. "I learned a long time ago it's useless to try to beat a hacker ninja." He answered, then sped out of the room.
Robin couldn't help but smile.
Rule #17: No R rated movies.
'They call me Crazy Hippo.' The fat man said in Chinese, getting up from his seat. 'I have slaughtered a dozen men.'
But the rugged cowboy didn't seem fazed at all. And not a second later, Crazy Hippo attacked him, which ended up with the Hippo being cut in half.
Robin stared wide eyed at the movie, but didn't say anything as it continued. He hadn't seen that much blood in his life, but he was overwhelmed. He wasn't whelmed either. He was underwhelmed, really. Hollywood really has gotten desperate. And right as it was ending, they saw the scene. With three consecutive 'it' scenes.
"Make the madness end!" Robin yelled, suddenly jumped up from his chair, and kicked the TV to the floor. "I can take the murder! I can take the blood! But, why?!" He yelled, scratching wildly at his head. "Get it out!" He yelled.
The team just stared at him, and Wally asked, "Dude, what's wrong?"
Robin looked at him with wild and crazy eyes, and said, "He was doing it doggy style! He's a freaking lion! Why must my youth be tainted by such things?" He whispered, sounding even crazier.
And Kaldur sighed. He knew watching this movie would not be good for the day, but he had no idea their hacker would react like this. "Okay, Robin. Time for bed." He said, getting up from his chair and walking over to the boy. He gathered Robin in his arms and took him to his room, all the while Robin babbled about the movie.
"What were they doing in the beds?" M'gann asked innocently as they looked after the retreating teenagers.
Rule #18: Kid Flash must always eat before a mission.
"I'm hungry!" Wally whined while they were in the bioship, on the way to their most recent mission.
Artemis rolled her eyes at him, and decided to just ignore the idiot. They had told him he should eat something before they left, but nooo, he just couldn't listen. And now they had a wining speedster on their hands.
"Rob, you have food?" Wally moaned, feeling like his stomach was eating itself.
But before the young teen could answer, Conner had knocked out the speedster. Everybody on the team looked at him, wondering why, and he just shrugged. "He was getting real annoying."
Rule #19: Just because you are heroes, it does not give you the right to try to get anything for free in a mall.
It was an unusual day in Happy Harbor. First off, they had just seen another almost-world-domination, along with a group of teenage heroes saving their sorry butts. Then, as the people were cleaning the streets and getting back to their usual schedules, that same group of teens walked towards the Happy Harbor Mall. The teenagers and kids wanted to take pictures with them, and the heroes were kind enough to take the pictures with them.
"I do not see why we are doing this." Kaldur finally said as they approached the front doors of the mall.
Robin smiled as he threw a four year old into the air, making her giggle in a cute manner. "Becase, my gracious leader, we deserve a day to relax. I mean, the League's still off planet, so we can do whatever we want for a few hours." He said, smirking up at his leader.
Kaldur rolled his eyes, and hugged a random fangirl that ran up to him. When they went inside the mall, things were a little bit less hectic, but not by much. They decided the first store they wanted to go to was Macy's, just because Artemis wanted to buy a green top from there. Kid Flash snickered as she came out wearing a green skirt M'gann had forced on her, happy that the archer didn't look happy at all.
"You may take anything you want, young heroes." They heard a voice from behind them, to find a greasy looking man standing there with two more assistants.
Kaldur raised an eyebrow, and said, "That is not necessary. We are just finishing up here, we will pay." He said.
The man shook his head, and said, "I will not hear any of that, Aqualad. You kids risk your lives everyday to help us. It's the least I can do."
And an evil light bulb appeared on Kid Flash's and Robin's heads.
"We'll be taking the same shirt in green, blue, and red!" Robin yelled at the sales clerk as he sped around JC Penny's with the motorbike he had gotten for free in Sears. This was the tenth store they hit, in each, they had gotten about ten items for each teammate.
"That will not be necessary." A new voice said to the same man, making the team look at the front desk.
And lo and behold, there was the League, all of them looking at the kids as if they had gone crazy. Which they hadn't, no matter what somebody said. Just because they were getting a lot of very high priced things for free without caring at all what the consecuences were it didn't they had gone crazy or to the dark side.
Robin pouted at Batman as the man walked over to him, and took the keys out of the bike. "I am incredibly disappointed in you, Robin." He said. "You will be returning everything you have taken, and then we'll have a talk when we get back to the cave."
And before any of the adults could react, a blue blade hit Batman in the back of the head. They all stared wide eyed at Kaldur, who yelled, "RETREAT!"
The teens didn't need to be told twice. That day, the League had the biggest manhunt in the history of America, only to find the team staying in Los Angeles with a friend of Wally's.
Rule #20: Robin is not allowed to play hide and seek.
"Robin! Where are you?!" M'gann yelled at the top of her lungs as she flew around the cave.
She had already found the others and Roy, but she couldn't seem to find their youngest teammate. She had found all of them fairly easy, well, except for Roy, but that's because he was hiding outside of the mountain.
"You still haven't found him?" Conner asked as she landed in the main room.
The people that she had found were sitting there, along with a dark haired man that M'gann didn't recognize. "Who are you?" She asked innocently at the man who also wore glasses.
He smirked at her, and wrapped his arm around Wally's shoulders. "I'm a friend of Wally's and Roy's. Call me Red." He answered.
M'gann nodded, and told Conner, "I can't find him anywhere." She pouted.
He frowned, and said, "You check his room and the ceiling?"
"I've searched everywhere inside the cave!" She whined, her emotions already getting the best of her. What if something had happened to him? It would all be her fault.
"Do not despair, Ms. Green." Red said, getting up from his seat and walking over to her. He place both hands on her shoulders, and said, "Robin's a bat, right?" He asked.
She nodded, and asked, "What should we do?"
He smirked at her, and said, "Well, bats don't like the light, right?" He asked.
And Batman got one heck of a light bill that day. Along with a bill from the optometrist, apparently, Robin turned legally blind for a minute or two.
I wasn't able to update yesterday because I got grounded. No computer for a day. Three reviews and I'll update tomorrow.