Chapter Twenty One - Another Blast From The Past

I get slammed against the wall, almost positive my head's left impact and my skull is partially cracked.

"You slept with him!?" Alciel growls, his eyes burning into mine with a fire I'd only ever seen once before.

"Yeah. So?"

"So? So you slept with him?"

"It just goes in one ear and comes out the other with you, doesn't it? Yeah, we had sex. It was great sex, really great sex."

"How DARE you speak of the King like that!?"

"Uh.. Like what exactly?"

"As if he were only some object you use to please you! He isn't a whore like you are! How many women have you impregnated?"

"Um, no-"

"None? None? Don't think I didn't see you with those women."

"Dude, just because I fucked some girls doesn't mean I had children with them. I don't care how evil I am, I wouldn't want to put a woman through that torture. That shit is fucking painful, man."

"You're so manipulative and vile."

"Isn't that how I'm supposed to be...?"

Alciel scoffs and walks away like the diva he is. I really hate how a prissy asshole like that is in a higher authority than I am. Why the hell should people listen to him more than me? I'm not the one who's always complaining about every little thing done wrong. I only complain about everything else.

"Lucifer!" Satan barks, likely expecting me to walk up to him like a sad puppy with my tail between my legs.

I'm not like that, so I stay exactly where I am; on his black leather couch, eating potato chips and drinking red wine.

I hear his heavy footstep approach me, a small smirk spreading across my face as he stops. He grabs the bottom of my hair and pulls it, causing my head to fall back. I look into his eyes as he nears down.

"Lucifer," he says calmly, his breath against my lips. "What the fuck are you doing?"

"I was chilling," I deadpan. "but now I'm staring at your ugly-ass face."

He pulls my hair harder, causing me to slightly wince in pain. "Listen to me, Lucifer, I admire the sassy little shit side of you, but I'm going to need you to me serious right now."

I nod as best as I can, earning a smile to appear at the corner of Satan's lips.

"Good boy," he whispers, sending a chill down my spine. "I need you to gather your soldiers. We've got something messy coming up. Alciel is already getting some of them, but I need you to get the rest. He's going to be helping you per my request."

"I don't need his help. I can do it myself. I don't know what is going to be happening, but I'd rather look like an idiot than have to work with that... whatever he is."

"Too bad." he growls, pressing a hungry kiss against my lips and letting go of my hair before walking away.

I walk up to the brigade, my presence stopping everyone's chatter.

"Alright," I say as everyone silences. "I've got no idea what the fuck is going on either, so this asshole is going to tell you and then I guess I'll give you some sort of instruction or something. I don't know."

"Thanks for the lovely introduction," Alciel mumbles. "Anyway, the angels are looking for another battle."

"Armageddon already?" someone asks.

"No. Just them trying to be superior to us. Our King wants us to prepare. I would assume Lucifer has trained you all properly?"

I roll my eyes, feeling him put a stupid smile on his stupid face.

"Okay boys, the artillery unit is open as always. Pick whatever you want, they won't mind. You know angels: they claim to be innocent but like bloodshed more than victory. Move it!"

Alciel pulls me to the side as the army runs towards the weaponry. "Don't think I didn't see you put your filthy lips against Sire's."

"You really are a dumbass, aren't you?"

"Stay away from him."

"Whatever, man."

He walks away, most likely to go kiss his beloved King's feet or make him a sandwich or whatever. I shake my head. Understanding people's stupidity is really hard. I should stop trying.

A/N: WOW AN UPDATE IT HAS BEEN SO LONG HEY HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
I'm really sorry it took so long. School has been kind of difficult and I've spent a lot of time studying (and reading). I kinda forgot about for a while, so I apologize for the long wait.
I'm thinking about giving this story about nine more chapters. That number may or may increase. Only time will tell.
Anyways, thanks for sticking with me if you have. You're all so amazing.
Reviews are appreciated, they all make me pretty happy :)
Until next time~