Disclaimer: i don't own total drama, and we both know that. (TDA winner in this story was beth, TDRI going to Cameron,Heather won TDWT.) and pokemon is owned by Nintendo.I am using the X and Y pokedexes interchangeably, although dominantly X.
This is thought.
"This is speech"
"This is telepathy"
This is pokedex entries
This is confessionals./(Authors notes)
"And we're back!" Latias said. "Rock types! Kabuto, Courtney the Pupitar, Bridgitte the Amaura, and Omyastar!"
The rock types came off the boat.
"Hello." Kabuto said.
"I want money." Courtney said.
"Wait, Where am I again?" Bridigitte said, still barely accustomed to being a pokemon.
"Hey!" Omyastar said
"Is that?" Cody asked.
"Huh." Vaporeon said.
"Someone else that's obivously lost and helpless?" Leafeon said, sill deppressed.
"I seem like I am a good contender." Kabuto said
"Money Money Money" Courtney said.
'I'm lost" Bridgitte said.
"What about me?" Omyastar said.
"Now it is time for the bug types" Latios introduced. "Butterfree, Joltik, Shuckle, and Beedrill"
The two flying one flew out, and the two walking ones walked out.
"HI!" Shuckle said, holding a lit stick of dynamite on her back.
"Holy Arceus..." Joltik said.
"What?!" Butterfree said, she threw the dynamite away, it exploding in the distance.
"..." Beedril didn't say.
"Um..." Cody, Vaporeon, and Leafeon said in unison.
Meanwhile...
Sylvie was on Dawn's head, being squirmy
"Please put me down... I have to go..." Sylvie said.
Dawn didn't notice, and was cleaning the cabin.
Five minutes later...
Dawn was cleaning the fur on her head, as Sylvie, giving her gender issues, accidentally peed on Dawn's head.
"I said I was sorry!" Sylvie said, quite angry, and almost crying.
"Yeah! But that doesn't fix this!" Dawn said aggressively.
"At least we weren't on camera..." Sylvie said.
Wait... I'm not normally that angry... Dawn thought,then said "Yeah... But i'm still gonna vote for you."
While they had their situation, Gwen was up to her kit-like antics, trying to get milk from somebody. She had tried on basically every girl except Ninetails. Then she found Ninetails and went and acted like a kit, but unlike the other times, she had actually succeeded. Ninetails freaked.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Ninetails said, Angry and confused, to no avail, as Gwen did nothing. "Well I guess this is how it is." She said, upsettingly rolling over on her belly and letting Gwen get milk from her. She growled to herself. "I guess that's more comfortable then standing doing it."
"What is up with Shuckle?" Butterfree said.
"Yay Dynamite!" Shuckle said.
"Um..." Bedrill said. "What in Acreus is up with her?"
"Save me from her..." Joltik said, him whimpering.
"Um..." Latias said. "Ghost types, Banette, Gengar, Izzy the Drifloon, and Sam the Lampent."
The four floated out, with the exception of Gengar. Cameron walked out and sat next to his fellow eeveeloutions.
"Hey." Cody said
"Hello." Vaporeon said.
"Hi..." Leafeon said.
"Hello fellow evolutions of eevee." Cameron said.
"Hi!" Izzy said.
"Four eeveeloutions, quite rare." Sam said
"Thank you lampent" Vaporeon said.
"Hey..." Banette said.
"Hello there, don't be afraid." Gengar said.
That didn't affect Leafeon, hiding behind Cody.
"Scary ghosts..." Leafeon said.
"I said do not be afraid." Gengar said.
"Hi!" Izzy said.
"Um..." Cameron said."
"Peace." Banette said.
"Well then." Sam said.
"And now fairy types!" Latias said! "There are only three, because i thought Beth the Chasney was a Fairy type! But there's Sylvie the Sylveon, Spritzee, and Lindsey the Jigglypuff!"
The four Pokemon came out, Beth straining the wood dock a bit, along with the others.
"I'm quite chubby." Beth said, this Pink circular creature with a pink tail, and pink things on it's head, with an egg, unsure whether it will hatch or not.
"Hi..." Lindsey said.
"H!" Spritzee blurted.
"Great..." Sylvie said, running and hiding for when the fighting types come out.
"What about Dawn?!" Sylvie said.
"Why am I so chubby?" Beth said.
"Shiny!" Lindsey yelled, diving at the shiny thing.
"Hm..." Spritzee said, looking at the foil and Lindsey.
"And now for the fighting types, the last group" Latias said "Dawn the Lucario, Trent the Machamp, Mienshao, and Weirdly, Gallade."
The four came out.
"Scary lucario..." Sylvie said, quivering behind a quivering Leafeon, which was hiding behind Cody.
"Agreed." Leafeon said.
"Another kitty thingy scared of me?" Dawn said.
"Huh." Mienshao said, quite mellow.
"I get to be a fighting type! Fear me!" Gallade said.
Leafeon and Sylvie whimpered.
"They're scared of Dawn?" Meinshao said.
"Wow... Scary lucario..." Trent said sarcasticly
Gallade giggled.
"Why are they scared of me?" Dawn said.
"Now it's time for teams!" Latias said. "Team captains will be, well three for me and three for Latios. Six teams of eleven. Because the eevee twins are participating which I have no time to introduce. My captians will be..."
"Leafeon..." She said.
"Heather..." She said, her nodding happily
"And..." She said, pausing for dramatic effect. "Ninetails. For the Gwen thing."
"My three are..." Latios said. "Furret, Zoura, and Skuntank."
The six came up to six little patios, fitting eleven a piece.
"Quick rule." Latios said. "Beth and Owen cannot be on the same team, giving their weights."
This offended Beth "What?!" She said.
"Sorry... It's true..." Latias said.
A/N: 269 views, Great for me!
Victory Paradox: Sorry, it was hard for me to not make all them filler charecters, but the intros are done!