Disclaimer: i don't own total drama, and we both know that. (TDA winner in this story was beth, TDRI going to Cameron,Heather won TDWT.) and pokemon is owned by Nintendo.I am using the X and Y pokedexes interchangeably, although dominantly X.

This is thought.

"This is speech"

"This is telepathy"

This is pokedex entries

This is confessionals./(Authors notes)

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Victory Paradox: Yes... All is true

At Team Happy Sunshine Rainbow Marshmallows's cabin...

Sylvie was hiding from Dawn, yet again. It was rather late, and while Dawn had fell asleep hours ago, Sylvie still hid. Her whimpering had woken up Scott, who peered under the bed.

"What now?" He said, slightly mad. "Hey..." She said, quite scared.

"Kid, You've been whimpering under there for six hours."

"I have?" She said, unknowing of the passage of time.

"Yeah!" He said. "She's been asleep for three of them too!"

"Oh..." She said, laughing akwardly. "I'll guess I'll go to sleep now..."

"Yeah..." He said, but Sylvie had already fallen asleep.

In the morning, At the Team Mew cabin...

John and Rose had woken up early. They decided to wake up their fellow teammates. They started with Vaporeon, Jumping up and down on him.

"Wake up Vappy!" They said in unison, as he slowly woke up, then the speakers went off.

"hey!" Latias said hrough the speakers, "Challenge time! Meet us at the cliff!" As that woke up the remainder of the pokemon

"Oh no..." Zourie said. "They always do this challenge..."

Later, the contestants had all arrived at the cliff.

"Why are we here?" Sylvie said.

"Yay! cliff jump!" Latias said.

"What?!" Most said, as Shuckle jumped early, landing in the two point section.

"Two points to Team HSRM!" Latios said. "Also, anyone that doesn't jump is eliminated."

Leafeon went up to the edge, as did Sylvie, the latter tripping, them both tumbling down the cliff face.

"No points for them." Latios said.

"Yay!" John and Rose said in unison, diving off the cliff, both scoring a point.

"Two points for Team Mew!" Latias said.

"On three." Cody said, Vaporeon, Cameron, Froslass, Luxray, Pachirisu, and Lilligant, following. "One, Two, Three!" All seven jumped off, Vaporeon and Luxray scoring two points, all the others one.

"Bad idea..." Luxray said.

"At least I've qualified..." Lilligant said."

Valarie and Zeke jumped, each scoring one.

Scott Jumped, scoring two.

Snivy dropped out, refusing to jump

Snivy sighed. "Guess I'm not ready."

"I'm not in last!" Zeke yelled, bouncing around happily.

"Guess that's one down." Latios said.

Owen tripped, taking his entire team with him, none of them, spare Flygon, scored, Her and Team Flamethrower's flying types scoring two points each.

Gabite also dropped out.

"Oh never mind now!" Gabite said.

Zeke squealed excitedly.

"Two down." Latios said.

Klang, Noibat, Nidorina, and Nidorino scored one point each.

Kabuto dropped out, As did Cubone and Doublade, Heather scoring two points

"Bye..." The three drop-outs said all at once

Zeke jumped even more.

"Five drop-outs!" LAtias said.

All of Team Flamethrower, spare DJ and Fennikin, jumped and scored a point, Trent two, and Spritzee zero.

"Should we do this?" Fennikin said.

DJ nodded. They jumped toghether, scoring one point combined.

"Team Flamethrower scores thirteen points." Latios said.

Joltik hid in Skuntank's fur, Skuntank jumped, scoring two for both of them

"Hey. At least i'm not eliminated..." Joltik said.

Sliggoo, Dragonair, and Dedenne jumped, Dedenne not scoring, The two former scoring one each.

Butterfree flew down and scored two, and Dawn scored one, by bouncing off the cliff face.

Beth did not score, she tumbled down the cliff face, as did Zangoose, while Altaira floated down to an easy two points.

Bridgitte scored one point, taking the lead for her team.

"Fifteen for Team Mew!" Latios said.

"I did it!" Bridgitte yelled.

Omastar dropped out.

Omastar sighed.

Zeke freaked out.

"Another gone." Latios said.

Quagsire and Duncan jumped, and each scored one.

Vanillish jumped, and scored a point, as did Furret.

Trubbish dropped out.

"I'm scared..." Trubbish said, worried.

"I believe that's number seven out." Latios said.

Courtney and Gengar jumped. The former scored one, the latter scored two.

"Eight left to jump!" Latias said.

Banette, Serviper, and Magneton went down in their respective ways, Magneton only tapping the water, Serviper falling on him, them both scoring nothing, Banette scoring two.

Umbreon jumped, scoring nothing.

Ampharos fell off the side, ricocheting off the cliff face and scoring two points.

"Three remain." Latios said.

The remaining three, Gardevoir, Meowstic, and Palpitoad, went up to the cliff. Palpitoad shoved the two girls off, them scoring nothing

"What?!" Meowstic said.

"That jerk!" Gardevoir said, angrily.

Palpitoad jumped, scoring a point.

"And that's over." Latios said. "Seven eliminated, And number 8 and 9 soon, due to a surplus of contestants. Teams Jolteon and Ghost, You will vote somebody off come tonight."

Heather sighed.

Later...

"Time to vote I guess..." Zourie said

"Time to go..." Zourie said.

"I'm voting for Deerling!" Owen said.

"Excadrill didn't jump" Harold said.

Valarie and Zeke voted for Excadrill.

"Owen made us lose!" Deerling yelled.

"She's so peppy!" Excadrill said.

"I'm going with the drilly guy." Flygon said.

"Screw that flyer." Dugtrio said.

"Toilet paper eater." Izzy said

"Shiny!" Lindsey yelled.

Mienshao sighed. "Owen it is..."

"And now for the first campfire ceremony of the season." Latios said. "Team Jolteon decided to go first."

"The first ones safe are..." He said.

"Harold," He caught it.

"Valarie and Zeke," They caught their Pokepuffs.

"Izzy, Lindsay, Mienshao, and Dugtrio" They caught theirs.

"With one vote..." Latios said, Pausing for dramatic effect.

"Flygon."

As he caught it, Latios said another, this time with two votes. "Deerling."

She caught it, and Latios said another "Zourie."

She caught it, leaving Excadrill, and Owen.

Latios checked the votes. "Looks like..."

He paused yet again.

"Who?" Excadrill said worriedly.

"Please..." Owen begged.

'It's a..."

"Tie!" Latios yelled. "But..."

"What?" Deerling asked.

"I heard in the confessional Excadrill didn't jump, thus being eliminated." He said "Since i'm being nice, I'll keep Owen here."

"Yes!" Owen yelled "I'm safe!"

"I've made it to episode two!" Zeke yelled.

Excadrill sighed.

He got on the boat to the loser island, along with the other seven.

Meanwhile...

Latias said "Let's cut to the chase! The pokemon going home is... "Palpitoad."

"What?!" Heather yelled, as Palpitoad was her partner.

"Guess not." Palpitoad said.

"I guess we're the team that is outsed before the merge..." Heather said.

"This is familliar" DJ said.

A/N: This is over then! First challenge! And yes, I did play a Team Victory(I think.) Joke.

Teams:

Team Oran Berry:

Leafeon
Cody
Quagsire
Cameron
Duncan
Froslass
Luxray
Pachirisu
Courtney
Gengar Lilligant

Team Ghost:

Heather
Palpitoad
Altaria
Zangoose
Ampharos
Seviper
Banette
Beth

Team Flamethrower:

Ninetales
Gwen
Fennekin
Delibird
Tranquill
Pidgeotto
DJ
Donphan
Beedrill
Sam
Spritzee
Trent

Team Happy Sunshine Rainbow Marshmallows:

Furret

Vanillish
Umbreon
Scott
Magneton
Gardevoir
Meowstic
Shuckle
Butterfree
Sylvie
Dawn

Team Jolteon:

Zorua
Owen
Harold
Valarie
Zeke
Deerling
Excadrill
Flygon
Dugtrio
Izzy
Lindsay
Mienshao

Team Mew:

Skuntank
Vaporeon
Sliggoo
Dragonair
Dedenne
Klang
Noibat
John Rose
Nidorina
Nidorino
Bridgette
Joltik

Eliminated: Snivy, Gabite, Doublade, Cubone, Kabuto, Omastar, Trubbish, Excadrill, Palpitoad