Rule #36: Do not let Jason anywhere near pink paint.

After Kaldur brought Jason to the batcave, the two of them started searching for any kind of paint to vandalyze the Batcave with. Jason recalled Robin telling him about a prank stash he had kept in the Cave, down in the bottom where Bruce almost never checked, so he decided that was as good a place as any.

When he found the paint cans, he couldn't help but smirk. He actually liked this part of the dare. It's the hugging part that got him sick.

"We have about two hours before the Bat arrives." Kaldur informed him, helping him by bringing up six cans of paint.

Stupid Atlantean strength. Jason carried up three cans, and looked around the cave. "We have to get the Batmobile, the suits, the computer, and after that, anything can happen." Jason told him.

Kaldur nodded, and got straight to work. As Jason started covering the Batmobile, he couldn't help but wonder if Kaldur had finally lost it, or if he was slowly turning evil. If he was turning evil, Jason couldn't help but smile. Yet another minion that would help him slowly break down the League.


After an hour and a half of hard work, the whole cave was pink yet again. Jason couldn't help but smile at the memory of Wally doing the same thing, and decided to take pictures. If the Bat walked in right then, he would be found with all of his precious cave covered in pink, along with his suits, computer, and even some of the bats. Jason wanted some revenge from when he was younger.

"Okay, Kaly-boy. We can go now." He told Kaldur, but the dark skinned teen stopped him.

"You still have to forgive Batman."

Jason couldn't help but whimper pathetically.


Rule #37: No teasing Kid Flash about the type of food you have or the amount of it. The results will not be very pleasant.

"Hey, Wally, do you like brownies?" Artemis asked, a smirk clear on her lips.

Wally looked at her, eyes wide and mouth watering, and he quickly nodded. "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!"

Artemis gave him a predatory smile, then said, "Too bad, it's my last piece and I'm hungry."

Wally gave her a kicked puppy look, making Kaldur shake his head at his teammates.


"My God, this is delicious!" Artemis exclaimed as she bit down on the chimichanga.

All was quiet in the mountain as the teens realised that was the last chimichanga Jason had bought. Wally had only eaten one. There was a pissed off tick on said ginger's forehead, but he only smiled, got up, grabbed Jason, and ran to Mexico to buy yet another chimichanga.


"Hey, Wally..." Robin taunted as he walked into the mountain.

It had been a slow and boring day for the teens, seeing that they were grounded after their 'Truth or Dare' stunt, and Robin was just arriving from his school right now.

"What's up Rob?" Wally asked, speeding over to his best friend.

"Agent A made some cookies." Robin told him, now showing the two cookies he was talking about.

Wally started to drool at the sight of the cookies, but before he could even take a step forward Robin had thrown them both in his mouth. "They were delicious!" Robin exclaimed, his teeth now stained with cookies.

And from just seeing the nice smile Wally gave Robin, Kaldur knew something bad was going to happen.


"Keep running!" Robin yelled back at Artemis as they ran for their lives in the Amazonian jungle.

Wally had done it. He had gotten his revenge on the bird and the archer. He had gotten both of them; while they were sleeping; and handcuffed them together. Then, with the help of Jason and his connections, he had managed to place them right in the middle of the Amazon. And now they were being chased by some kind of animal-human hybreed.

"What is that?!" Artemis yelled as she jumped over a stick.

"I don't know!" Robin yelled back.

"What if it gets us?"

"Get traught or get dead, Arty!"


Rule #38: Do not mix bleach and ammonia, even if you think mixing them together will clean better. It won't.

"What's up, Megalicious?" Wally asked a sad M'gann who was stuck in detention.

She jumped in her seat, while Conner did nothing. How did Wally know they were in here?

"I know everything, Megs." Wally told her, answering her unasked question. "It wasn't unasked, Megs, you're using your powers again." He whispered, making M'gann gasp.

"I'm so sorry, Wally." She apologized, making him smile.

"Don't worry about it, Miss M." He told herm, smiling. "I'm already used to hearing voices in my mind." He told her, then looked at Conner.

The clone was glaring down at some detergent bottles, making Wally smile and speed over to him. "Hey, I never quite got it, why are you here?" He asked them.

"A food fight." Conner growled.

"Seriously? And you didn't invite me!?" Wally gasped, making the clone glare at him.

"It isn't funny, Wally. Especially now that we have to clean it up." He grumbled, making M'gann nod.

"We didn't even start it."

Wally understood what they meant, and something quickly came to mind. He grabbed the Clorox and another white bottle, poured them both in a bucket, and asked, "This school doesn't have any security cameras right?"

Both teens nodded, and Wally was gone and back in a span of ten seconds. "Let's go."

Conner and M'gann smiled, completely oblivious to the fact that Wally had just singlehandedly turned their school into a death zone. The next day, a reporter from Happy Harbor News said that Happy Harbor High was closed indefinitely becuase of poisonous toxins being around, which had already gotten two teachers sick. But, even though they shouldn't be happy, Conner and M'gann were glad that they wouldn't be the only ones that had to go to school that day. Also, it didn't hurt that those two teachers were pure evil.


Rule #39: The 'Why?' game is not permitted. Neither is the "What if...?" game.

"Wally, go up and fight Robin." Black Canary instructed as Conner and Kaldur finished their spar.

It had already been a tiring day for her. Ollie and Roy were still acting like children, the flower shop was really driving her crazy, and the team was still deciding to be a bit too clueless for her liking.

"Why?"

Black Canary bristled at the question, really hating the fact that someone had actually questioned her.

"Now." She growled tightly. There were no more questions.


"Kid Flash, I need you to bring me that screwdiver." Batman instructed, sweating profusely because of the task at hand. Manage to deactivate a bomb strapped to Superman's chest. A Kryptonite bomb.

"Why?"

That day, Kid Flash ended up on probation, Superman ended up with a new found worry of speedsters, and Flash ended with a butt whooping, courtesy of the Bat.


"Wally, get up. It's time to go to school." His aunt Iris told him, opening the curtains to the guest room, making the ginger boy groan.

"Why?"

Iris stopped dead in her actions, and slowly turned to the boy. "Because I told you so."

"Why?"

"Because I am your aunt, and you have to do what I tell you."

"What if I don't want to?"

"Wallace Rudolph West, get your butt off of the bed and get it dressed!"


Rule #40: Do not super glue any League members' hands to a video game controller, no matter how bored you are and how much you want them to play with you.

"Hey, GA, you want to play 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl' with me?" A hyper Wally West asked the Emerald archer as said man walked in front of him.

Green Arrow stepped mid-step at the question, really wanting to sit down and play with the ginger, but shook his head. If he did that, the Bat would be pissed. "I'm sorry, Wally. No, I can't."

The speedster's smile vanished into a frown, "Oh. Well, see you later."

Green Arrow couldn't help but feel bad at him.


"Hey, Supey, I know we've had our problems, but would you please play with me?" Wally asked, already tired of having to ask so many different people to play with him.

The team couldn't because they were all 'busy', Batman couldn't because he was too bad for that, Jason couldn't because he was on a mission and Roy couldn't for the same reason. The Hawks were out of the question; they were too rough and got too into the game; the Lanterns were off world, Captain Marvel was on a mission along with Flash and Wonder Woman, and he just didn't like the ones that were left.

Superman looked down at the pouting speedster, sighed, and said, "I'm sorry, Kid Flash, I have to go finish a mission report."

Wally stared after him with sad eyes, but that quickly turned into a mischievous smile when the man turned the corner. "Oh, you will play with me."


The next day, when Green Arrow and Superman both awoke, they had this weird feeling in their hands. And, their backs hurt. Green Arrow looked around, only to find himself sitting on a couch, Superman next to him, with controllers in their hands.

"What the-" He started to yell, only to be cut off by a hand being place on top of his mouth.

"No swearing." The owner of the hand growled, making Ollie look up.

"Jason, what are you doing here?" He asked, even though it came out all muffled and garbled.

But, even with the difficulty to understand, Jason managed to decipher it. "The kid bribed me. Have to make sure you don't run away." He shrugged.

Ollie raised an eyebrow at him, but didn't say anything because Wally sped in at that moment. "Welcome to the Greatest Video Game Challenge Ever!" He yelled, making Superman and Green Arrow know they were in trouble.

Sorry about the late update. Things have happened. You know how it is. Four reviews and I'll update tomorrow.