Rule #61: When in a life or death situation, call the Justice League, don't sue Dora the Explorer right before you die.

"Red Hood, we have to call the League!" Robin yelled as he threw batarangs at the monsters.

Jason growled as he emptied his clip while shooting at the monsters, and started fighting hand to hand. "No! I have a better idea!" He yelled back. "Kid Flash, you're with me! Deadpool, get the team to a safe location!" Jason yelled, jumping over a creature, grabbing it's shoulders, then throwing it at the incoming creatures.

Kid Flash sped over to Jason, "Where to?" He asked, moving to picked him up.

Jason slapped him, climbed onto his back, and said, "To... the place." Wally's eyes widened, then he nodded and took off running.

Once Wally stopped, Jason climbed off Wally's back and glared at the building in front of them. They walked inside, making the people there wonder what was going on. They walked up stairs and down hallways, until they reached the door they were looking for. Jason kicked it down, making the people there gasp. He stoped inside, glared at the little girl in the chair, and slammed his hands against her desk.

"I sue you!" He screamed; using bad grammar on purpose; making the girl smirk.

"And why are you suing me, Mr. Hood?" She asked.

"For corrupting and brainwashing the youth of today, indecent exposure, bad acting, and for just having a crappy show!

Rule #62: Robin cannot crossdress.

"Oh, Wally!" Robin called as he walked into the West house, wearing a long black wig, a tight red dress, a fake chest, and stilletos.

Wally ran down the stairs, only to see his best friend, dressed as a girl. What was going to happen this time?

"Come on! I want to win the 'Little Cupcake' Pageant!"

Rule #63: No pretending you're injured or dead.

"Kid Flash! Kid Flash!" Flash yelled as he sped towards the limp body on the floor. There wasn't an answer.

"Robin!" Batman called as he ran towards the bird who was wrapped protectively in Jason's arms. "Red Hood!" None of them answered.

"M'gann." Martian Manhunter called as he flew over to her. "I do not hear anything withing them, Batman."

Each adult called their partner, only to be met with silence. Green Arrow was now devastated. His two kids, gone in a flash. What would he tell Artemis' mom? Dinah? What would happen?

"Bruce! You said this would be an easy mission!" Flash accused.

Batman glared at him as he held both of his boys' bodies and growled, "It was. Take down Deathstroke."

"He's not an easy target!" Flash yelled.

"Which is why I sent Jason and Roy in. Also, Deathstroke was still recovering from his hospital stay. This would have been a perfect mission for them to learn control." Batman growled.

"Yeah, perfect mission." Green Arrow said in a downcast voice, hugging Artemis and Roy to his body.

"We should get them back to the mountain. Maybe we have not seen something." Martian Manhunter recommended, making them all nod.

All of the mentors took their kids to the ship, all of them emanating the feeling of sadness.

"Oh, Raquel." Icon said as he stroke the girl's hair.

J'onn had pronounced them dead a minute or two ago, and had left the mentors to say their goodbyes. Batman had left the room, along with Green Arrow and Flash, for what, Icon didn't know or care. The girl he had taken under his wing was now dead. All because he had commited the mistake of joining the League.

"What have I done?" He whispered, letting his head hang.

"What's going on? Who are you?" Deathstroke yelled as he was hit once more by an unseen force.

He was tied to his chair, his hands bound behind his back, and he was getting the crap beaten out of him.

"You know, Robin and Red Hood had this sort of bond I never understood," Batman started, revealing himself as he walked out of the shadows. "But they did tell me a few things that they would do to the person that hurt the ones they loved."

Deathstroke stared wide eyed at him, then chuckled. "What are you going to do to me, Batman? Your birds are dead. Get over it."

Now Green Arrow and Flash emerged from the shadows, both of them deathly serious. "It's not what only he will do to you, Slade. It's what we will all do." Green Arrow growled.

And before Deathstroke could react, Flash had ran to him, placed a laptop in his lap, and made him watch the video.

"No! NOT JUSTIN BIEBER!" Deathstroke yelled, trying to thrash out of Flash's hands.

"We'll see just how tough you are, Terminator." Flash growled.

"We're alive!" Raquel screamed, bolting up from her bed, making Icon fall back.

The rest of the kids woke up abruptly, making the adults that were there stare at them.

"What happened?" Black Canary asked, running towards Megan who was hyperventilating.

"Deathstroke did. He used some kind of poison on us. Said something about breaking the League. He didn't expect on Robin having the anti-toxin. He hit all of us before we died." Jason explained.

Martian Manhunter, Black Canary, Icon, and Superman all stared at him, then Superman said, "I have to stop them." And he was off.

The kids all stared after him, then Raquel asked, "Stop who?"

"Batman, Green Arrow, and Flash all thought you were dead. We all did. So, they took matters into their own hands. Said something about using Robin's tactics on Deathstroke." Black Canary explained.

Robin's eyes widened, then he smirked sadistically. "Oh, I wonder what they dug up on him for this."

Rule #64: Do not play around with Robin's utility belt.

"No. Not useful. Worthless." Wally said as he threw things he found in Robin's utility belt behind his shoulder. Till now he had found some jewelry, some money, a screwdriver, bird-a-rangs, batarangs, and chocolate. "Now this could be of possible blackmail use." He said as he looked at the picture of Jason and Robin.

"Ooh, what's this?" Wally asked himself as he found a kind of round container that looked a lot like the ones for 'Axe'.

He slowly rotated it, and found written in small words 'Speedster-B-Gone!'. He pouted at that, then smiled evilly as a thought crossed his mind. "Time to see if it's the real deal!" He told himself, then took off to the Zeta Beam.

He hacked it; because Jason had taught him how to; and put the destination for the Watchtower. He waited impatiently as the machine fired up and transported him, then smiled cheekly at the surprised face Superman gave him.

"Hey, Supes. Seen Flash?" He asked.

Superman only pointed in the direction of the cafeteria, making Wally smiled even wider at him. "Thanks, Supey. Hey, how are the fingers?" He asked curiously.

Superman blushed furiously at him, making Wally chuckled. "Oh, Super Glue. The only thing that can beat a Superman better than Kryptonite." He taunted, then sped away before Superman's hands clamped around his neck.

He reached the cafeteria, only to find his uncle inhaling all his food. "Hey, Flash!" Wally yelled, speeding over to the man.

Flash looked up at him, surprised to see his nephew there, but before he could ask why he was there, Wally had shown him the container and sprayed his face.

"OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THERE?!" Flash yelled as his face started to burn, along with his eyes watering and a foul smell overcoming his nose. "DID YOU GET THAT FROM THE BAT?!" He yelled, making Wally look around to make sure no one else was around. "HE SAID HE WOULD GET RID OF IT!" Flash sobbed.

Wally stared down at him, then mumbled to himself. "Perfect for getting rid of Bothersome Barry's. What about Annoying Teammates?" He asked himself.

Then he smirked, and said, "Bye Uncle B! This never happened!" And then he was gone, going back to the cave.

"OH DEAR MOTHER OF PEARL! IT BURNS!" Flash yelled as Wonder Woman passed by. "Is someone there!? GET ME TO THE MEDBAY!" He yelled, making her shake her head and walk away.

"Men."

Rule #65: Whatever you do, DO NOT let Superboy cook.

"Stupid, Good for nothing, consarned machine!" Conner yelled as he threw the toaster into the refrigerator.

Wally leaned towards Jason, and whispered, "I think he's been spending too much time watching Westerns."

Jason nodded at him, as Conner grabbed the refrigerator and threw it at the oven. "I think he's mad, too."

"You will rot in Tartarus!" Conner yelled as he grabbed the toaster and threw it into the now broken oven.

"And maybe he's been reading too much Greek mythology. Should we call someone?" Jason asked him.

Wally shook his head, "Nah, it's better to just let him vent."

And a spoon flew past Wally's head. "See? It's for the best."

Jason nodded, and then two plates were placed in front of him. It was a burrito, mishaped some, with a lot of ingredients outside. "There!" Conner growled, crossed his arms and waited until they ate something.

Wally leaned forward and ate a little bite, and smiled widely. "Tis perfect!" He exclaimed, then wolfed it down.

Jason stared at him and slapped his hand away when Wally tried to take his burrito. "Get your own." Jason growled, then wolfed down his own burrito. "Wow, that's good, Conner."

Conner humphed, then said, "They better have been good. That's the last time I'll make 'em."

Five reviews and I'll update tomorrow. Also, I'm going to make a two-shot of the Guidelines for Young Justice in Christmas. Will you read it?