Rule #66: No kidnapping League members.
"Bolt, you ready?" Jason asked as he hid up on the rafters of the Watchtower.
Right now the whole team; plus Jason and Deadpool; was in the Watchtower, observing the meeting. Green Arrow was leading it, with Vigilante and Shining Knight on his sides. Most of the Leaguers looked furious, while Green Arrow explained why the soldiers had 'died'.
"Born ready, J.T." Wally answered, using the Red Hood version of his costume.
"Roll Call." Deadpool called, making Wally smile. Oh insanity, how he had missed it.
"Diana and Apollo here." Artemis said as she observed from her own rafter, along with Roy. They both were wearing Red Hood version of their costumes.
"Birdy present." Robin cackled quietly.
"I am here." Kaldur said, not able to avoid feeling silly.
There was a sigh, "Greenie and Strength here." M'gann told them.
"And Wizard and Blackie are keeping it real." Raquel said, smiling widely at Jason
"We strike in 3..." Jason started, shifting to get in a better attack position. "2..." The rest of the team got ready. "1!" He yelled, then jumped down to land on top of Flash.
"BONZAI!" Deadpool yelled, unsheathing his katanas while falling on top of Martian Manhunter.
The biggest threats were Superman, Flash, Batman, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, and Green Lantern. Flash and the Martian were already taken care of, seeing that Deadpool was too insane for the poor man, and Flash was knocked out because of Jason. Jason vaulted off of Flash, only to kick Captain Marvel's face. He looked around, only to see his minions causing chaos. Artemis was shooting arrows at Batman, along with Robin throwing knives. Raquel had attacked Aquaman, while Zatanna went for Green Lantern. Roy had gone to attack Dr. Fate, along with M'gann, while Conner attacked Icon. Wally was nowhere to be found, making Jason smirk.
"Have you met my team?!" Red Hood yelled, making all the Leaguers turn to him. "Young Injustice!" Then he punched Captain Marvel's stomach.
He knew he had to go easy on him; for some odd reason the team liked him; so he just his the man's pressure point and knocked him out. A black blur came running in, then Captain Marvel was no more.
Then Jason was flying. He crashed against the wall, only to be picked up once more by a pissed off Amazonian
"Where is he?!" She growled.
Jason smirked, "Thought you didn't like men, Diana."
Her face screwed up in anger, but before she could smash his face in, a large blue mace crashed into her skull. She crumpled onto the floor, letting Jason go. He smiled up at Kaldur, who was also using a Red Hood version of his costume. All of the kids were, actually, except for Raquel, who was wearing her own jacket, some black pants, and a red mask. She wanted to be different.
"Thank you, Monsoon." Jason told him.
Kaldur glared at him, then did a backflip and engaged Hawkgirl in a fight, letting Deadpool be able to fight the 'crazy Bird-man' alone. Jason smirked, then went to help Zatanna with Green Lantern. Already six Leaguers had fallen, the visitors and Green Arrow were nowhere to be found, and more Leaguers were struggling with the insanity Young Injustice unleashed. After Superman fell, a black blur took him awy, and then Wally appeared.
"Got 'em! Let's-a go!" He yelled, then he picked up Robin and took off running.
After Jason threw smoke grenades at the floor, all of the kids made a hast retreat; even though Wally ran back to kick his uncle; and destroyed the Zeta Station when they got to the mountain. All of the kids; but Roy and Robin; took off their masks.
"That was awesome!" Wally cheered, while Kaldur sighed as he saw the kidnapees.
Tied up chairs, Green Arrow, Vigilante, and Shining Knight were struggling with their bonds, while Superman, Captain Marvel, and Hal Jordan slept on the floor.
"What do you kids think you're doing?!" Green Arrow growled.
Jason shrugged, taking off his mask, and said, "The kids were bored, we had nothing better to do... I wanted some revenge."
Green Arrow glared at him, and seemed like he was about to say something, but booming laughter stopped him. They all turned to Vigilante, who was laughing heartily.
"What's so funny, Vig?" Green Arrow asked.
Vigilante stopped laughing, but you could hear the smiled as he talked. "Ah just find it funny. These kids saved us from complete boredom, an' yer mad at 'em? Why, I'm more thankful 'an a turkey still alive after Thanksgiving!"
Wally ran up to him, untied him, and hugged the man. "I believe this is the beginning of a long, prank and joked filled frienship, Mr. Vigilante."
Rule #67: No cops and robbers.
"Robin! I didn't mean you could go around stealing anything you wanted!" Wally yelled as he tried to catch Robin.
The bird only cackled, and smirked evilly. "I am stealing and will steal whatever I want! For I am Julio Estebán Ricardo Llama Eagle Jackal Bernandéz! The best thief in the world!
Rule #68: Don't cause mischief if you change powers.
A large, blue sword sliced down on the cages of the tigers, making them all growl. Then a red head appeared, smiling down at the tigers. "Here, kitties! I've got some chow for you!" He said, showing the big cats a large piece of fish.
Then there was a deep cackle, and Kaldur landed next to him, a monkey on his shoulder. "Having acrobatic abilities is much more exhilerating than I ever thought!" he exclaimed, then was gone as the big cats came over to him.
Wally smiled, then took off running, the tigers following after him. He saw an arrow land right in front of the rhino's cages, and then they blew up. He laughed evilly as Robin sent a wave his way, then the bird was gone. As he continued running with the animals following him, Conner flew next to him.
"How you liking the powers?" Wally asked, happy even if the gills were starting to bother him.
Conner smiled at him, then told him, 'I'm enjoying this a lot.'
"Oh, telepathy. You've got to love it." And Conner was gone, his spot being take by M'gann, who had cheetahs following her.
"I love super speed!" She told him, making him smile.
"I know, right?" Wally asked, then M'gann was gone, only for Artemis to land next to him and start running.
"We're going to get in a lot of trouble with the League for this, you know that, right?" She asked him.
He only smirked, and said, "What? For a little zoo break out only? Then let's hope they don't find out about us helping my rogues escape!"
Rule #69: No singing 'This is the song that never ends'.
"This is the song that doesn't end!" Artemis started, making Jason cringe.
How he hated that song.
"And it goes on and on, my FRIENDS!" Deadpool continued, extremely out of tune.
Jason frowned deeper, seeing that he was sitting next to the deranged man.
"Some people started singing it!" Robin and Wally pipped in together.
"Not knowing what it was!" All four of them sang together, making Kaldur, M'gann, and Conner give them strange looks.
"And they'll continue singing it forever just because!" Raquel and Zatanna piped in, making Jason cover his ears.
"This is the song that doesn't end!" They started all together, making Jason growl.
"Shut up!" He yelled.
They didn't listen. "And it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it just because!" They yelled all together, until Jason took out his guns.
"Either you shut up, or I blast all of you!"
All was silent as they thought about the odds, then Robin whispered, "He can't get us all at the same time..."
He glared at them as they smiled, then before he could threaten them again, they started singing it. "That's it! Taste lead, mother f********!" He yelled, starting to shoot his guns.
All of the kids took off running, all the while laughing, chuckling, cackling, or giggling. And that started the biggest manhunt ever.
When Batman entered the mountain, he did not expect to find his eldest son tied up on the floor, with the whole team and Deadpool skipping around him, singing the 'Song that Doesn't End'.
Rule #70: No slumber parties with non-team members.
"Oh happy days, oh happy days!" Wally cheered as the team filled into the mountain.
They didn't quite understand why, but in the mass text that was given out, they were told they needed to bring pijamas, a sleeping bag, and most probably health insurance. Everyone chose to ignore that, especially because Wally was the one who had sent that.
"Why are we here, Wally?" Raquel asked, a little moody at the fact that she was missing her favorite show.
"Why, don't you like us anymore, Rocky?" A female voice asked, making them all turn to the origin of it.
She was small for her age, which seemed about fifteen, and she was pale. She had long blonde hair, and big green eyes. She wore gray pijamas, but her mask and bow and quiver were what set her apart from the rest of the partygoers.
"No way! What are you doing here, Huntress?" Rocket asked, running up to her for a hug.
Huntress hugged her back, and said, "Wally and Todd made me come here."
Raquel then looked up, only to find Talisman smiling widely at her. "I guess you have met my best friend, Rocky!" He laughed insanely, hugging both of them tightly.
While they hugged, James, Hartley, Harley, Jason, and Deadpool all walked up to the team, saying their hellos. "Hey, we have to say guys, your prison break..." James started, "Awesome."
They all smiled at him, then Robin turned to Wally. "Why are we here?"
He smiled back at the bird, and said, "Why, for a sleepover of course!" Then he turned to adress everyone there. "First up, for the girls, makeup time! No, Talisman, you may not join them!"
There was a groan from said boy, then Wally continued. "We boys, are going to be causing some mischief by ordering pizza from some random pizza place!"
Robin shook his head, already knowing nothing good would come out of this.
"We're the youth against adults! Fighting till the wars won!" Robin yelled at the top of his lungs, swinging around to the music as Jason sang with him. "We don't care if we end up getting jailed!" They screeched together, making Hartley fall over.
There were; sadly; alcoholic drinks there, which Jason and Deadpool had drank a bit too much from, which ended up in the kids separating. Deadpool took Talisman, Rocket, Zatanna, Shadow Huntress, and Kaldur all outside for a 'swimming lesson', which just ended up with them painting the outside of the mountain, while Jason stayed inside with the rest, doing some karaoke.
Now Jason was falling on top of Robin, all the while drinking a beer while trying to rap.
Artemis and M'gann were giggling about how stupid both Bats looked, while Conner and James played rock, paper, scissor.
"What is going on here?!" They heard someone boom, then the music cut off.
Batman was standing in front of the Zeta Station, making all of the kids there wonder when he had gotten there. Was the music that loud? Jason stumbled over to him, only to hang on to the Bat's shoulders.
"Now you listen here, I'm-the-goddamn-Batman-jackass!" He slurred, poking Batman with each word. "We're havin' the time of our lives! So you can just leave!" And then he slumped in the man's arms, starting to snore.
All of the kids laughed at that, while Batman sniffed Jason's bottle. "You put sleeping pills inside?" He growled.
All of the kids looked at each other, and suddenly a smoke pellet was thrown in front of the Bat, blinding him temporarily. When he was able to look up again, Jason was sucking his thumb, and no other kid was there. He was going to kill the team after this.
Poor Batman, still so delusional. I won't be able to update this again in a few days. But don't worry, give me five reviews and I'll update as soon as possible.