So sorry about not updating sooner. I had already written this in the computer, but my little sister erased it and I lost all my energy for writing it. But, here it is, I have no idea how much later.

Warnings: Really bad words in the song. Because... well... I couldn't help myself.

Rule #71: Don't turn the world against Superman.

They were at it again. The Justice Brigade was back, bigger and better than ever. Now they had Raquel, Zatanna, and Artemis as dancers, all of them dressed up as nurses, while Jason and Deadpool acted as bodyguards. Jame and Hartley were in charge of the toys that would be thrown at the crowd, lighting, and anything else that was related to fun. Wally smiled at his band, and said in his Western accent. "Y'all ready?"

Everybody smiled back at him, nodding. "As ready as we'll ever be." Robin answered.

Wally smiled at him, then clapped excitedly as he felt the adrenaline sourging through him. They all ran out to the main stage, making the crowd go wild as they ran to their designated areas.

"An' how have y'all been?" Wally asked, making the crowd cheer loudly. He chuckled, then said, "Yuh know, we never got ta release that new song. I really want ta sing it."

"Shall we sing it?" Kaldur asked smoothly in a British accent, leaning on Wally.

Even more cheers were the answer, making Wally and Kaldur chuckled. Then, they turned to Conner. "Construct, give me a beat!" They both said, making the music start playing. A loud and shrilly guitar started, the girls started dancing not very humbly, and Kaldur started rapping.

"Everyday I'm a criminal in here,
trick the League like a wanted man!
Miss M sure looking pretty,
mother fuckers all know who I am!

"Superman sure is a problem,
Ignores his kids like a loaded gun!
Everyday, no matter what city,
You're the woman now, pass it on!"

"Hey, I say fuck yourself 'The League'." Wally sang in between air quotations.
"Hey, I say fuck yourself 'The League'.
Hey, fuck yourself 'The League'!
Superman sure's a dick!"

"Batman doesn't know what's happening," Kaldur started rapping once more.
Green Lantern is just dumb!
Flash is pretty much clueless,
Superman is... still a dick!"

"They say that we're the problem,
Tried to lock us up in jail!
But Superman is the complication,
Everybody now, pass it on!" Kaldur yelled, making everybody cheer.

"Hey, I say fuck yourself 'The League'."
"Hey, I say fuck yourself 'The League'.
Hey, fuck yourself 'The League'!
Superman sure's a dick!"

And the song was done. At the end of their concert, millions of fans had poster that varied from 'Fuck yourself 'The League'!' to 'Superman's a dick!' to even 'Batman, what's going on?'. And now, many people had a new found hate for the man of Steel.

Rule #72: The team is not to go on road trips.

"Would you like fries with that?" A fearful Burger Kind worker asked as she heard yelling come from the car she was taking the orders from.

That car was a large, white RV, and it was filled with nine teens and one almost adult, and they were all yelling at each other.

"Wally, get your foot out of my face!" Robin yelled, trying to push him away.

"I can't, I don't want to be close to Artemis! She has cooties!" Wally yelled back, making Raquel roll her eyes.

She was sitting next to Kaldur and Conner, while M'gann and Artemis sat on the floor. But, for some odd reason, Wally and Robin were tangled up on the other couch, none of them wanting to give in to the other. Jason and Roy were driving, and it seemed that Jason was getting tired.

"Wally, Robin! Stop fighting so much or I swear to God I'll turn this bus around!" Jason yelled back at them, then turned to the lady in Burger King. "You know what? Fuck this! I'm going to McDonald's!" Then, he was flooring it and was driving off, with the food he was given without paying.

"You didn't pay!" Roy yelled at him.

"And I care why?" Jason asked him, then said, "Now start looking at the map again. What road to Disney?"

"The yellow brick road!" Robin yelled randomly, making everybody turn to him. He just blinked at them. "Am I wrong?"

Jason sighed and shook his head, and turned to Roy. "Take a left here." The ginger said, rolling his eyes at Robin's antics.

Jason did as told, but didn't take into account that the RV was actually bigger than a normal car, so he ended up running a few cars off the road. "Get out of the lane, you slowpoke! My grandma can drive better than you!" Jason yelled as a car honked it's horn at him.

"Who wants to play a card game?" M'gann asked, making everybody glare at her. "Sorry."

They had already been in the RV for five hours straight, and Jason didn't know where he was going. "Hey, Jason?" Roy whispered.

Jason turned to him, ignoring the red light he had just ran through, "What Roy Joy?"

"We've been driving the wrong way." Roy whispered.

"You IDIOT!" Jason yelled, letting go of the steering wheel and jumping Roy.

"What's going on?" Raquel asked as they swerved from side to side.

Robin only shrugged, and said, "Jason most probably found out Roy was leading him in the wrong direction. Don't worry, we'll be okay."

Rule #73: The team is banned from Disneyland.

"Get back here you sorry excuse for a wizard!" Zatanna yelled as she ran after 'Harry Potter', getting different looks from ongoers.

Apparently, she really didn't like fake wizards, which was what Raquel learned that day.

"Give me back my money, you stupid dolt! There's no way that this stupid shirt can cost more than five bucks!" Artemis yelled at a poor teenaged worker as she shoved an Indiana Jones shirt into his face.

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but-"

"Eat fists, then!"

"WHEE!" Kaldur yelled from his spot on the Kracken. In the water.

"Sir, you have to get out of there!"

"NEVER!"

"This is what you get for not being able to shoot well enough!" Jason yelled as he slammed a Chewbacca plush toy repeatedly into a storm trooper's helmet, holding him down while the crowds just stared. Roy was staring from afar, wondering what the heck was going on.

Rule #74: No spray paint.

When Batman walked into the mountain on this specific day, he didn't know what to expect. It was just a day after the team's little 'road trip', which ended with all of them being banned from ever returning to Disneyland, and Batman knew nothing good would come from today.

All on the walls, there were graffities about anything and everything, with spray paint all over the mountain. There were oranges, blues, blacks, red, any and all colors you could think abou sprayed all around, along with different works of 'art'.

There was a blue and red rocket painted on the TV, a Flash symbol right next to it, while there was an Atlantean symbol on top of the TV. There were bat sybmols all around the walls, along with arrows, and 'S' symbols. Red X's were also found all around, along with purple balls that seemed to symbolize magic.

Then, he found a red hood along with a miny Deadpool mask, and decided to just leave. There was no way he was going to stay here with those two psychos around.

Rule #75: Do not get two Kryptonians mad at each other.

The ground shook as Roy stepped into the mountain, where the team was on clean up duty. Luckily, he had left before they started vandalizing, so he wasn't stuck cleaning up, but he had to make sure they didn't kill each other.

"Was that an earthquake?" He asked, then the ground shook again, making everything jump.

But the kids didn't seem fazed as they continued cleaning the walls. "Nah." Wally answered, stuck cleaning all of the Flash symbols.

Then another one, and this time a bucket fell over. "What the heck is it then?" He asked.

Raquel turned to her, and said, "Supes Jr. and Supes Sr."

Roy's eyes widened, but before he could run to the training room, Wally stopped him. "Come on, man. They have to get out all their frustration now," Another shake, "Or we'll be stuck with Angsty Supes for a long time."

Roy stared at him as if he was crazy, then Jason walked in, all his clothes stained with the paint that was dripping from the walls. "You don't have to worry, Roy Joy. I'm making sure they don't kill each other."

"And just how are you doing that?" Roy growled, making Jason smirk and take out a green piece of rock.

"If they get too rough, I use this. Duh, Royly." Roy glared at him for the new nickname, but jumped at the new tremors.

"You know, this isn't the smartest thing you've done, right?" Roy asked him.

"I know."

"Just how did you get them to fight?"

"I told Supes Sr. that Miny Supes was going to try to make a move on Lois Lane. And I told Miny Supes Supes Sr. wanted to shag Ms. M." Jason shrugged.

Roy stared at him in disgust, and said, "You're one sick, sick man."

"I know that, didn't you? Now come on, the team's worked enough, let's get chimichangas!"

Um, I liked how it turned out. Please four reviews and I'll update tomorrow.