Guidelines to Living with Young Justice

by Varmint

Well, I was told that I was going too far with my pranks and rule breaking with my partners-in-crime; Jason and Robin; and the League told me what I couldn't do, but I told them I have a short memory span. They wrote a list. Challenged me to try to forget it and break all the rules. Needless to say, the challenge was accepted.

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Courtesy of LuckyReader2000:

Rule #81: No kidnapping Robin and locking him in a birdcage.

(That was all me. Yep, I'll admit it. He pissed me off that day.)

Courtesy of Guest: KK:

Rule #82: Under NO circumstances are you to role-play Starwars. (especially if you're pretending Batman is Darth Vader and forgot to tell him)

(He had a nasty bruise after Conner hit him with a green lightsaber. Conny was Obi-Wan!)

Rule #83: You are not to get yourself banished from foreign countries, even if you did get simultainiously knighted in the process.

(I still don't know how that happened.)

Rule #84: Do NOT write/sell your life story as bibliographies

(Twas a good day.)

Rule #85: Keep all pranks to superheroes, their partners, and villains NOT civillians, we don't care how annoying the Pop Stars, Movie Stars or TV stars might be.

(Hannah Montana deserved it!)

Rule #86: Alfred is ALWAYS right, he is NEVER wrong, he is ALWAYS to be obeyed, he is NEVER to be disrespected. If you do so RUN! ESPECIALLY if you are anywhere near Bruce, Jason or Dick. (Even if they aren't near-by, he has earned his near-god staus! So when he somehow gets you to submit faster than DaddyBats on a bad day don't be suprised)

(Alfred is one scary British guy when he wants to be.)

Rule #87: You are NOT in Hogwarts and you can NOT sort eachother into houses.

(I really don't want to relive that day. The mountain was trashed!)

Rule #88: You are NOT allowed to use the Watchtower Deepspace communication line to send your music through out the galaxy, we don't care how 'rock deprived' the greater universe is.

(Didn't Mars need moms? Well, Pluto needs P Diddy! And Neptune needs Nightwish!)

Rule #89: You are NOT allowed to declare it BatFamily day and lock Bruce, Jason and Dick alone in a room. (note: if they ever do end up alone in a room have the medbay open.

(Such a GOOD DAY!)

Rule #90: You are not allowed to play tag with Jason and Wally, Jay has guns and Wally cheats.

(Now that hurts me! I don't always cheat!)

Courtesy of Guest: Sporks:

Rule #91: You may not kidnap sixth graders from school and take them to the mountain to train them as your attack midgets. It is not funny, nor will it be tolerated.

(So worth it! You should have seen the look on Superman's face!)

Rule #92: Inviting people from other dimensions back to the Cave for parties, or even "Just to hang out" is unacceptable. Even if they do have "Incredibly awesome super-powers."

(We met the real Young Injustice. It was awesome!)

Rule #93: You were kicked out of Disneyland, which also means you cannot go to Seaworld.

(Kaldur ruined it for us.)

Courtesy of a Guest:

Rule #94: On the days when Kaldur uses contractions, never say that the world is about to end.

(But he looked so sad! It seemed the world WAS ending!)

Courtesy of LittleEvilAngel:

Rule #95: Never insult Robin infront of Jason or vice versa.

(That was not Artemis' best day.)

Courtesy of Flying Jay:

Rule #96: No making out in public! There are innocents at stake!

(So true.)

Rule #97: No purposely setting crazy heroeson villians. Last time Bane ended up in a fullbody cast.

(He deserved it.)

Courtesy of RainbowCloudArt:

Rule #98: Don't get between Wally and a chimichanga when he hasn't eaten for over 4 hours.

(Jason so deserved what he got for that! My chimichanga!)

Rule #99: Don't try to get Wally or Artemis to admit their denied feelings for each other, you may end up being incapacitated for a while.

(...)

Courtesy of Brightpath2:

Rule #100: Absolutely DO NOT bring your cellphone to the cave. Or on a mission. Or anywhere while you are in costume.

(There's so many different ways to mess with the Bat it's not funny.)

Courtesy of another Guest:

Rule #101: No cosplaying or LARPing especially as league members.

(That was also a good day.)

Rule #102: No attempting to kidnap Alfred in order to get free cookies.

(But they're so delicious!)

Rule #103: Do not give superman or superboy red kryptonite.

(That was a fun and weird day.)

Rule #104: Do not "borrow" Krypto the Superdog and Ace the Bathound.

(They're so kriffing cute it's not funy! I'd do anything for those two!)

Rule #105: Never dress up as Batman and do something strange like getting a shake in public, you'll end up in the infirmary for a month.

(Such a good day.)

Rule #106: Don't try to run away from an angry Batfamily to China, especially if you've nearly killed Wally; it won't work.

(That day was a hurtful one. I can't believe they thought I was dead!)

Courtesy of crimson11116:

Rule #107: Don't try to hack the watch towers laser cannon.

(I like shinny things!)

Rule #108: Do not bring the justice lords to your world and give them back their powers.

(It was a not-very-honest mistake!)

Courtesy of Immortal Horse:

Rule #109: You may not, in any shape or form, be a villian's sidekick for a day.

(We all separated into the nicest villains we had. I even shared with Conner and M'gann!)

Courtesy of Kickora:

Rule #110: You may not steal from the League.

(Again, but it's so easy! Also, it's not my fault you need to get better security defenses!)

And there it is. I may not have used rules some people submitted, but that's because I felt they were repetitive, or I just wouldn't be able to write them. Don't feel bad if your rule didn't show up. I won't be able to update this tomorrow or for the rest of the weekend, but I will try to update my other story. But, there are no promises. Please review.