Rule #81: No kidnapping Robin and locking him in a birdcage.

"Where am I?!" Robin yelled as he looked around, his hands grasping the steel bars tightly.

There was an evil cackle, and from the darkness emerged a red haired boy, his green eyes shining evilly, while his trench coat blew evilly in the wind.

"Why, my dear Robin, do you not know where you are?" He asked in an evil tone.

Robin glared at him, and said, "I believe that's what I just said."

The red head laughed evilly, his head falling back as he continued, then he left, and the room was flooded with light.

"What the hell am I doing at your house, Wally?! And why in a bird cage?!" Robin yelled, now thrashing around wildly in the cage.

Wally returned, smiling evilly, and said, "I believe the better question is 'What did I do to deserve this?'. Well, it's quite simple actually." He said, turning to face the opened window.

Robin rolled his eyes at Wally's theatrics, and went along with his game. "What did I do?"

Wally quickly turned to him, and said, "You stole the last chimichanga! Nobody takes the last chimichanga without me getting my revenge... I wonder if I should use your own tactics, Rob..." He said evilly, making Robin's eyes widen.

"NO!"

Rule #82: Under NO circumstances are you to role-play Starwars. (especially if you're pretending Batman is Darth Vader and forgot to tell him)

"Luke, save yourself!" Conner yelled his hand outstretched for Robin, as said boy stretched his own hand.

"I won't leave you, Obi!" Robin yelled.

"It's too late for me, Luke! Save yourself!" Conner yelled back, then Batman walked into the room, making him gasp. "Vader!" He yelled.

Batman looked at him, surprised to see a jedi robe on him, but nothing could prepare him for the green lightsaber that hit his head. As Batman fainted, all of the team gathered around Batman, all of them wearing different costumes.

"I think you went a bit too far, Obi." Artemis told him, dressed as Princess Leia.

"Maybe a little." Kaldur nodded, dressed as Han Solo.

Wally nodded, dressed as Chewbacca, then asked, "Who wants to get smoothies dressed like this?"

"Me!" The whole team yelled, then they all left, leaving a condcussed Bat on the floor.

Rule #83: You are not to get yourself banished from foreign countries, even if you did get simultainiously knighted in the process.

"You may never return to Muldavia, Sir Kid Flash!" A blonde chick yelled as Kid Flash was walked up unto the ramp of the jet, his hands handcuffed behind his back.

"What the hell did I do this time?" He mumbled to himself, his sword clinking on his hip.

"Honestly, I'm still not quite sure." Red Hood mumbled from next to him, also being escorted up unto the jet.

"Never speak of this ever again?" Red Arrow asked, his whole suit now covered by knight armor.

"Never again." Robin answered, also wearing knight armor.

Rule #84: Do NOT write/sell your life story as bibliographies

Kid Flash smiled evilly as he finished typying up his work and printing it. "I will get so much money for this." He chuckled to himself, then took off running as he heard a knock on his door.

"Kid Flash, don't you dare do this!" Batman yelled from the other side of his door, but Kid Flash didn't listen.

"You'll never stop me, Batsy!" Kid Flash yelled back, finishing up his work.

He gripped the papers as tightly as he could, then faced the door. "Either you get out right now, or you'll be run over by a speedster!" He yelled, then did as he promised, and ran towards the door.

He barreled straight through it, only to find himself in Superman's arms. "Hey, let me go!" He yelled as he struggled in the man's grip, only to have Batman glare at him.

"Give me the book, Wally."

"No."

"Give it."

"What will you do to me if I say 'no' again?"

"I will rip your throat out."

Wally thought about this, and asked, "Surgically or with your hands?"

Batman growled at him, and said, "What do you think?"

"Surgically."

"Wrong."

"Okay, what if I pay you?" Wally asked.

"Are you trying to bribe me?" Batman asked.

"No... I'm just paying you to let me do whatever I want. There's a big difference, Batsy."

"So, you're bribing me?"

"Shit, Batsy! What don't you understand about me paying you to let me go?!"

"Just give me the papers, Wally." Batman commanded.

"What if I say 'no'?" Wally asked once more.

"Give it to me!"

"Are you losing your patience, Batman?"

Batman got tired of Wally's distractions, and ended up knocking him out. Batman grabbed the papers, and started skimming over them.

"He wrote about me!"

Rule #85: Keep all pranks to superheroes, their partners, and villains NOT civillians, we don't care how annoying the Pop Stars, Movie Stars or TV stars might be.

As Miley Cyrus stepped out of her car, she couldn't help but feel a sense of dread. What was going on? Before she could even try to pay someone to think about it, a large blue water balloon hit her, painting her whole body.

"What the Heck?!" She yelled, then found herself being carried and thrown into a large pool. Which was filled with feathers. "Help! I don't know how to swim in feathers!"

Kid Flash chuckled as he returned to Rocket, both of them high fiving. "Okay, we've gotten Tom Cruise, Natasha Bedingfield, P.S.Y., Britney Spears, and now Miley Cyrus. Who do we have now?" He asked her.

She scrolled down her list of most hated, and said, "Now we get Carley Ray Jepsen."

"What do you have planned?" Kid Flash asked her.

Rocket smiled evilly, and said, "Let's just say it has something to do with fire, ponies, sea gulls, and duct tape. Now, let's go before the League can blame us for this."

She told him, but Kid Flash's hand on her arm stopped her. "What's wrong?"

Kid Flash smiled up at her, and said, "I've never had someone help me get revenge on the bad civillians. It's good to have you by my side pranking them."

Rocket smiled at him, and said, "Any time, KF. Now, seriously, we have to go before Batman connects all of this together."

"Too late." A gravelly voice told them from behind, making each kid jump.

Kid Flash, on instinct, threw the bucket he had in his hands at Batman, which ended up painting the Dark Knight. "Run!" He yelled, then both teens were gone, leaving a pink Batman with a 'drowning' Miley Cyrus.

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