Rule #86: Alfred is ALWAYS right, he is NEVER wrong, he is ALWAYS to be obeyed, he is NEVER to be disrespected. If you do so RUN! ESPECIALLY if you are anywhere near Bruce, Jason or Dick.

Agent A walked into the mountain, already ready for his mission. Batman and Red Hood were out of Gotham, going to help the League on an out of world mission, which left Robin to deal with Gotham alone. Well, Robin was not allowed to go anywhere that was not the mountain without one of his teammates, so he didn't have to worry much about his safety.

"Agent A? Did you bring cookies?" Wally asked, speeding over to the man he saw as his grandfather.

Agent A smiled at him, and gave him the tray he had been carrying. Wally squeaked in joy, hugged Agent A, then took off running as the rest of the team joined them.

"Agent A, what are you doing here?" Robin asked him.

The gentleman smiled at him, and said, "Master Batman requested me to be your Den Mother while the League was away on a mission."

Robin nodded, then asked, "No Jay?"

"He left with them. Apparently, they would need his destructive skills along with his talent of distracting the bad guys."

Robin smiled, "That's my Jay!" Then turned to the rest of the team. "Guys, this is what could be Batman's father, Agent A."

Kaldur nodded at him, already knowing the man, while the rest of the team marveled. "Batman had a childhood?" Artemis asked.

Agent A glared at him, and said, "Just like you, Ms. Crock. There is no need for you to sound so surprised over something so trivial."

Artemis looked down as she was scolded, and kept quiet. "So..." Zatanna dragged out, deciding to get the attention off of Artemis. "What should we do?"

"I say training!" Robin said, then before anyone could protest, he was pushing them all towards the gym.

"How can a Leperchaun do that?" Wally asked, munching on his cookies as he saw the team being pushed there.

"You're coming too, Master Wallace." Agent A said, and before Wally could even react, was holding the red head by the collar of his shirt. "How do you do that?!"

"Nani nani nani!" Wally joked as Conner tried to punch him.

"Stop moving, you twerp!" Conner growled, only for Wally to speed out of his reach when he lunged for him.

"I don't want to die!" Wally screeched, then started laughing uncontrollably.

"Master Kent, if you will, maybe you should try to push your anger aside and ignore Master Wallace's taunts." Agent A told him, only to have the clone glare at him.

"I don't need any help, old man!"

He didn't even see the kryptonite thrown at him by Robin.

Rule #87: You are NOT in Hogwarts and you can NOT sort eachother into houses.

"I am not a Slytherin!" Wally yelled, throwing a pillow at Robin, who was cackling wildly.

"What's a Hufflepuff?" M'gann asked quietly, as she and Zatanna saw their names on that list.

"Yay! I'm Gryffindor!" Raquel exclaimed, jumping on the couch.

"What's Ravenclaw?" Conner asked innocently.

"Fuck you, you little troll! I'm no Slytherin!" Artemis yelled, throwing a pillow at Robin.

That's what Batman walked into in the mountain. And that's what he left to.

Rule #88: You are NOT allowed to use the Watchtower Deepspace communication line to send your music through out the galaxy, we don't care how 'rock deprived' the greater universe is.

Loud music rocked the whole Watchtower, making all of the heroes cover their ears. Apparently, it was the Justice Brigade's single, "Fuck yourself, League", and no hero actually liked it. It was an insult to them.

"Who is doing this?!" Wonder Woman yelled over the loud music.

"I don't know, but I'm going to find out!" Flash yelled back, then started speeding towards the control room.

Inside, all of the teens, Jason and Deadpool were dancing to the music in their own special way. Raquel and Wally were dancing side by side, Robin and Zatanna were dancing a bit too close, Artemis and Kaldur were just shaking it, and M'gann and Conner were dancing awkwardly. Jason was head banging as he sat to the side, a drink in one hand and a cigarette on the other, while Deadpool was jumping all around.

"What the hell is Deadpool doing in here?!" Flash asked, looking in through the window.

"I say fuck yourself 'The League'!" They all chorused together, making Flash wonder what he had done in a past life to get so much hate from God.

"Hey, look, Flashers' there!" Deadpool pointed out, then continued jumping up and down as the kids all laughed.

"This is our party! No adults allowed!" Raquel told him.

Superman now started to pound on the door. "Open the door!"

"No adults allowed!" They all chorused together.

"Why are you little brats doing this?!" Hawkgirl growled, trying to break the door open.

The team and the two extras looked at each other, laughed, then Wally answered, "So the aliens can hear wonderful music!"

Rule #89: You are NOT allowed to declare it BatFamily day and lock Bruce, Jason and Dick alone in a room. (note: if they ever do end up alone in a room have the medbay open.

"Happy BatFamily day!" Wally exclaimed, getting up in Raquel's face.

She pushed him away, and looked up at his happy green eyes. "What do you do in BatFamily day?" She already knew that it was better to play along with Wally whenever he was hyper.

"We lock up the whole BatFamily in a room and let them work their problems out!" Then he got serious. "Will you help?"

"Hecks yeah!"

"You just couldn't kill him! The man that murdered me murdered thousands more, and you still haven't killed him!" Jason yelled, being held back by handcuffs tied to the wall.

Batman was handcuffed to the wall too, and he was glaring at Jason. "I will not kill anyone!"

"Why? Because it's hard?" Jason growled. "It's easy! Just take a gun and shoot them in the head!"

"Why am I in here?!" Robin screamed right as Batman started to yell at Jason once more.

"This is all your fault, you son of a bitch!" Jason screamed.

"I will not kill. I do not kill. And I never will, Jason! Get it through your thick skull!"

And throughout this whole confrontation, Raquel and Wally were sitting down in lawn chairs, eating their popcorn. "So worth whatever punishment we're going to get." She told him.

"So true, little Rock."

Rule #90: You are not allowed to play tag with Jason and Wally, Jay has guns and Wally cheats.

"Ow! I'm hit!"

"How you like them apples, mother bucker?!" Jason yelled, now standing on top of Rocket, who was staring at him in fear. "Yeah! I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best!"

"You hit me with a real bullet, jackass!"

Sorry about not updating sooner. This story's getting a little harder to write. Anyway, please review.