Rule #91: You may not kidnap sixth graders from school and take them to the mountain to train them as your attack midgets. It is not funny, nor will it be tolerated.

"Okay, kids, just like we practiced." Kid Flash told the group of kids assembled in front of him.

The kids weren't taller than five feet, all of them wearing different clothing and different expressions, but all of them had at least one weapon. Ranging from swords, to bows and arrows, to even clubs, the kids all seemed ready to attack.

"What do we do?" Robin asked them, smirking at the little army they had assembled.

"Protect and Attack!" All of the kids answered loudly.

Kaldur let his head fall in his hands because of the answer, while Zatanna and M'gann giggled excitedly at how cute the kids all were. Artemis only rolled her eyes, while Conner did nothing. Sometimes Wally wondered if he was also half Bat.

"What else?" Red Hood asked loudly, pacing through the rank of kids.

"Attack Superman!" The kids all answered.

"We're going to get in so much trouble." Robin whispered to his older brother, making him smile from under the helmet.

"So true, my little bird." Red Hood told him, ruffling his hair.

"Who do we protect?" Kid Flash asked the kids.

"The Young Justice Team, Green Arrow, Deadpool, Red Hood, and Chimichangas!" The kids all yelled.

Kid Flash smirked at them, then the Zeta Beam announced Superman's entrance. "Miny Young Justice!" He announced as Superman materialized. "Attack!"

And their army charged the man of steel, catching him completely off guard. Superman yelped in surprise, but the kids yells and screams drowned him out. As Superman was tied up by their army and taken away, Kid Flash shared fist bumps with Red Hood and Robin.

"Think we can set them on Lex Luthor?"

Rule #92: Inviting people from other dimensions back to the Cave for parties, or even "Just to hang out" is unacceptable. Even if they do have "Incredibly awesome super-powers."

When Batman walked into the mountain this day, he made sure that no sixth graders were close by. They still had Superman in the psych ward because of what those little mongrels did to him.

"No way! There's no way you can do that!" He heard Wally yell.

He sighed, knowing that nothing good would come out of this day. Batman walked towards the hangar, where he heard Wally's voice coming from, and found something completely different. There were no ships in the hangar, but there were streamers, balloons, flying projectiles, and many colorful things you would find in a party.

On the 'dance floor', Robin was dancing with Zatanna, while a boy dressed like an owl danced with a girl dressed like a skimpy magician. Artemis was dancing with a dark skinned boy, who had very long blond hair, and was dressed like a dark Aqualad. While Aqualad danced with a young girl dressed a lot like Tigress.

Wally was talking in superspeed with a boy with bright red hair, who was wearing the reverse Kid Flash suit. M'gann and Conner were talking to another couple, but the martian was white skinned and the boy had a reverse Super symbol. Rocket was close to the punch, talking with a girl that looked exactly like her.

"What's going on?" Batman growled, getting all of their attention.

Suddenly two Jason's popped up behind him, and hit him with a kind of needle. Batman slumped to the floor immediately.

"Don't worry, Young Justice," Jason said,

"And Injustice," The other Jason continued, "The Bat is controlled."

The other Jason actually had all white hair, with one stran of black hair, making him easily identifiable. Both groups cheered at the news, then continued to talk.

"So, you're actually a hero in your world?" Jason asked as his counterpart helped him drag Batman to a maintenance closet.

"Yep. My world's pretty messed up, so it's normal for heroes to kill." Other Jason answered.

Jason nodded, then asked, "And what about Young Injustice? Are they villains?"

Other Jason hummed as they threw Batman into the closet, then smiled, "Well, they certainly can pass as them. They cause trouble, steal, and all that, but they still help out when the world needs it."

Jason closed the closet, and smiled, "So they're Rogues?"

"Exactly." Other Jason told him, then they went back to the party, to see that none of their respective groups were there.

"Shit." They said in unison, and started to look for them.

"Batman's going to kill me!" Jason yelled as he ran around the hangar.

"Batman? What about Owlman?! I'm fucked!"

Rule #93: You were kicked out of Disneyland, which also means you cannot go to Seaworld.

"Sir, please get down from the Kraken!"

"No!"

"Kaldur! Get down from there!" Artemis yelled at him.

"Never!"

"Wally, how'd the fuck you get up there?!" Robin yelled.

"I have my ways, Bird Brain!" Wally chuckled, then started swimming next to Kaldur.

"We're so screwed." Robin face palmed, making the rest of his team agree.

Rule #94: On the days when Kaldur uses contractions, never say that the world is about to end.

"Hey, Fish Sticks, what's up?" Jason asked as he plopped down next to Kaldur.

A day of killing off gangsters had really worn him out.

"Nothing new, Jason." Kaldur told him glumly, making Jason raise an eyebrow at him.

"You want something to eat?" Yeah, that must be it. Fish Sticks must be hungry.

"I don't feel like eating anything."

And suddenly Wally came speeding in, eyes wide and fearful. "The wold's going to end!" He screamed, running all around the room.

Jason stared at the blur wide eyed, and asked, "Why?!" Over Wally's screams.

Then Wally was in his face, green eyes full of crazy. "Kaldur used a contraction!"

Rule #95: Never insult Robin infront of Jason or vice versa.

"You stupid son of a bitch!" Artemis yelled as she looked down at the remains of her favorite bow.

Her grandmother had given her that bow before she died. And now that little troll had ruined it.

"I'm sorry, Artemis." Robin tried to apologize, but Artemis stopped him.

"Why did you have to do that?! This was my last memory of my grandma! Now it's ruined, you idiot!"

Jason picked up on this insult, and knew it wasn't their normal bickering. He slowly entered the room, and found Robin on the verge of tears. Sadly, he hadn't heard the bit of Artemis' broken bow, so he thought Artemis was insulting him for the fun.

"Run, you mother bucker!" He yelled, and suddenly Artemis found herself getting shot at.

Once Artemis was gone, Jason walked towards his brother and pulled him in for an awkward hug. Robin blinked in surprise, but quickly relaxed in the hug.

"Thanks, Jay." Robin told him, separating from the older boy.

Jason smiled at him, then ruffled his hair, "Any time little bro."

Hope you enjoyed it. Sorry about the use of bad words, but in situations like those, I do swear. Please review.