Rule #101: No cosplaying or LARPing especially as league members.
"Like, Quickly, man of bats!" Artemis yelled, dressed as a very skimpy version of Wonder Woman. (Not like she had to change much, anyways)
"Yes, Woman of My Dreams?" Robin yelled back, dressed in an oversized version of the Batman suit.
"Bats! We got to stop Dr. Animo!" Wally yelled, running in, dressed as a Green Lantern.
"Aren't you, like, using the wrong, like, villain?" Artemis asked, chewing gum loudly.
"Why are you wearing Guy's clothing?" Robin whispered to him, breaking character.
"Like, Flash is so, like, overused." Artemis answered, now twirling a strand of her black wig's hair.
"Aye, Woman of Wonder!" And suddenly Conner burst in, dressed as Doctor Fate.
"You know, this is getting really weird right now." Zatanna told them, dressed like Green Arrow.
"You are right, Woman of Arrows!" M'gann jumped in, dressed like Captain Marvel.
Then Jason jumped inside, dressed as a weird version of Batman. "I'll fight you for the cowl of Batman, Batman!" He announced, and got in a fighting position.
And suddenly Wally came in dressed in his own version of the Bat suit, which a had a cowl like Kid Flash's and didn't have a cape. "No, I will fight him for the cowl!"
Zatanna, Artemis, M'gann, and Conner were just confused. "This is getting too weird, you guys."
"No! I will fight for the cowl! And I will win!" And suddenly Raquel was there, dressed in her own Batsuit.
"Okay, now we're just breaking too many continuities." Conner pipped up.
"Like, you're so right, like, D.F." Artemis continued, still using her Wonder Woman character.
"You do know Wonder Woman doesn't talk like that, right?" Zatanna asked her as the four 'Bats' got to fighting.
"Like, in my, like, mind she, like, does." Artemis continued.
And then there was a cheer from the fighting. Raquel was on top of all three boys, cheering and jumping on them. "I won! I won! I am now... Dramatic pause... Batwoman!"
Zatanna faced palmed, and said, "This is getting way too weird."
And suddenly Deadpool popped up, wearing nothing but a maid's outfit. "You have no idea, Captain-ness Marvel." Then he glared up at the sky and shook his fist, "Give me back my clothing, you mother bucker!" He yelled.
"Who's he yelling at?" M'gann asked, leaning towards Conner.
"At... The Author!" Jason gasped as if he were dying, then 'died'.
And Deadpool was suddenly wearing Black Canary's outfit. "Hey!" He yelled, then looked down at himself, jutting his hips out and staring at his chest. "I make this look good!"
And then he was wearing Aquaman's costume. "You're no fun!"
And then he was naked. "Aah!" He squealed, covering his private parts. "Give me back my clothes, you dirty," He started, then another voice overtook him. "Duck!"
And all of the kids started laughing, forgetting the fact that Deadpool was naked.
"Hey, does anybody know where my tooth's at?" Jason suddenly asked, showing that he was missing his front teeth. "Rocky knocked it out during the fight!"
"It's over by Captain-ness Marvel!" Deadpool yelled, pointing with both hands at M'gann.
"Oh God! My eyes!" Jason yelled, seeing Deadpool's parts. "They're burning!
"My poor, virgin eyes!" Wally screamed, trying to shield himself.
"What's wrong with them?" And Deadpool was wearing Black Canary's clothes once again.
All of the kids; and Jason; had to get therapy because of that day for a very, very long time.
Rule #102: No attempting to kidnap Alfred in order to get free cookies.
"Okay, here's the plan." Jason told Wally and Conner as they hid in the kitchen cabinets of Wayne Manor. "When Alfred comes in here, we spring. Conner, you have the bag?"
The clone nodded.
"Good, Walls, you got the tape?"
The speedster nodded, smiling at their plan. "Good. Now, he's bound to come here at any minute."
And then there was humming from outside the kitchen. They waited for a while, then Jason yelled, "NOW!" And the three sprang.
Wally duct-taped the man's mouth, then there was a bag covering the man's whole frame. Conner threw him over his shoulder, then Jason yelled, "To the Cave!"
When they got to the Mountain, Jason let the bag fall, to show a very ticked off Bruce Wayne. "Heh heh," He chuckled nervously at the glare. "Oops?" He asked.
Bruce only glared at him, then suddenly found the bag over his face again. "Conner! Wally! Get the car ready!" Then Bruce was thrown into a back seat.
It was a very long drive, and when he was finally let go and he could open the bag, he found himself in the middle of the dessert. "JASON! WALLY!"
Rule #103: Do not give Superman or Superboy red kryptonite.
"It's your fault that nobody likes me!" An enraged Superboy yelled at an enqually enraged Superman.
"I'm not your father, you idiot!" Superman yelled back, making Superboy growl and attack him. "What were you doing at a bar, anyway?!" Superman yelled, throwing Superboy over his shoulder.
Superboy landed with a loud grunt, and growled, "Because I want to get drunk off my ass!"
Superman glared at him, and suddenly there was a speedster in the middle of it all, "Whoah! Hold you horses!" Kid Flash yelled, stopping Superman's punch by just standing there. "I have a perfect way to fix this!" Then he opened the lead box he was holding, showing his Speedster-B-Gone. "Tada!" He yelled, then maced both Supers.
"Aah! My eyes! What is in that thing?!" Superman yelled, clutching his face in pure agony.
"What's wrong with you, you idiot!?" Conner yelled, on his knees and screaming in pain.
Wally smirked, and said, "I have no idea."
Rule #104: Do not "borrow" Krypto the Superdog and Ace the Bathound.
"Okay, Krypto, just like we practiced." Wally told the white dog as it looked up at the red head.
Jason was with Ace, trying to show an old dog new tricks. They both had kidnapped the dogs; Krypto from the Fortress of Solitude and Ace from the Cave; and were now trying to show them how to be dogs for a dog show.
Krypto barked at the red head, wagging his tail happily as Wally showed him a treat. "Up!" Wally commanded, then Krypto was flying. "Down!" And Krypto crashed into the ground, digging up a hole at superspeed. "Play dead!" And suddenly Krypto had his legs up, making a choking noise to add to the drama.
"Oh, I'm so going to beat you with Krypto." Wally told Jason, who only smirked at him.
"Oh, we'll see about that, Wallace. We'll see about that."
"And the winners of the Annual Metropolis Dog Show are Kid Flash and Krypto the Superdog." The announcer lady announced, making the whole crowd clap.
As Kid Flash and Krypto went to get their medallions, Red Hood growled, "Oh hell no! I deserved to win that!" And then he took out his gun and aimed at Kid Flash. "Give me the medallion and no one gets hurt!"
Ace barked in agreement, then Kid Flash sighed. "Come on, boy, let's give it to them." And as they walked towards Red Hood, Kid Flash smirked. "Not!" And Red Hood found himself run over by a super dog, and Ace taken from him by a red headed speedster.
Rule #105: Never dress up as Batman and do something strange like getting a shake in public, you'll end up in the infirmary for a month.
"Oh my gosh, is that Batman?" A teenager whispered to her best friend as Batman walked past them, smirking as he passed.
"Yeah, he is!" Her friend whispered back, already thinking of ways to get a picture with the Dark Knight.
But they weren't able, for he was suddenly gone, and running towards the smoothie store. "One Banana Lemonde Splash, please." Wally told the cashier, making her wonder what Batman was doing there.
As he walked out of the store, he failed to see the shadow forming from behind him.
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