Rule #106: Don't try to run away from an angry Batfamily to China, especially if you've nearly killed Wally; it won't work.
"Run, Raquel!" Artemis yelled as both girls ran down the crowded streets of China.
"They're closing in on us!" Raquel exclaimed, making Artemis curse in Vietnamese.
"Just keep running! We may be able to lose them here!" Artemis yelled back at her, running a corner and almost knocking down an old lady with a lot of baskets. "Sorry!" She called back, and only ended up with the women cursing at her in Chinese.
"Arty! I can see Jay-bird!" Raquel yelled at her partner-in-crime, looking over her shoulder to see the pissed off anti-hero following her.
"Throw something at him!" Artemis yelled back, all the while grabbing a random stone statue, hiding it for ammo.
Raquel did the same, and threw it right in Red Hood's helmet, making the man stagger back and fall into a carriage. They heard a woman squeal, then Red Hood jumped out, being swatted over the head by a man.
"I can see the shadows!" Artemis screamed at Raquel, who only sighed and shook her head.
"Just keep swimming!"
"We're not in the water!"
"So?! Are you now insulting Doris?" Raquel bit back at Artemis, then grabbed an odd placed sword from a stack of hay.
"What are you doing with that?" Artemis asked her as she looked back to see the dark skinned girl placing the sword in between her belt and pants.
"I like swords!"
And as they rounded another corner, a shadow fell upon them, making them scream in horror. They hugged one another tightly, looking up at the pissed off face of Batman.
"You must come back to face what you have done." The man told them gruffly, feeling his anger rise as they continued screaming their heads off.
"AAAHHH! Oh, wait!" Then Batman found himself falling backwards, a small statue having hit him right in his forehead. "RUN, ROCKY! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!"
And both girls took off running once more, just as Red Hood and Robin landed next to Batman. As the thirteen year old helped Batman up, Red Hood crossed his arms and smirked.
"Those two sure do know what they're doing, even when they have no idea what the hell's going on."
"Come on, I want to avenge Wally." Robin growled at him, then the three Bats were hot on the girls' tails once more.
Rule #107: Don't try to hack the watch towers laser cannon.
"Wallace Rudolph West." Robin and Falcon said at the same time, glaring down at the speedsters in front of them.
Inertia and Wally were in their civvies, which was actually perfect for them to confuse anybody around. They were practically twins, the only difference being that Inertia's hair was somewhat longer.
"We're sorry." Both ginger's said in a downcast voice, then they looked up at one another with a smirk. "Not."
Both teens fell to the floor in their fit of giggles, while Falcon and Robin wondered what they had done to deserve such immature best friends.
"Do you two have no shame?" Robin asked loudly, making the giggles cut short.
Both Wally's looked up at him, their green eyes wide with fear, then they were suddenly gone. Robin stared at the spot they were just in with shock, but then noted something. There was a way to distinguish the Wallies. Inertia's eyes were dimmer, as if they weren't as fun loving as Kid Flash's own.
"Come on, we have to find them before they try to hack into the Watchtower's lasers again." Falcon told him, grabbing Robin's arm to move them.
But suddenly the Watchtower shook, and the speedster's mad laughter filled it as the lights slowly went off. Both birds ran towards the control room, and when they arrived there, the back up lights were on, and the Wally's were laughing evilly.
"That'll show the Lex Luthor." This world's Wally said evilly, making Robin wonder why his friend was so stupid.
"Yeah, wonder how much he'll like his mansion in shambles." Inertia added, making Falcon face palm.
"We're so screwed." Both bird's said at the same time, which only made the red head's laugh once more.
Rule #108: Do not bring the Justice Lords to your world and give them back their powers.
"Superman! Get back here!" Kid Flash yelled as he sped after a speedster Man of Steel.
"Batman! Stop trying to fly!" Robin yelled, running after a Batman who had wings sprouting from his back.
"Please, Wonder Woman, do not try to shift through walls!" M'gann pleaded as Wonder Woman tried to phase right through their walls.
"Martian! Do not make me shoot you!" Artemis yelled, aiming her fire arrow at the Martian, who was still getting used to being able to make green constructs.
And Conner and Aqualad were chasing after a Kryptonian Green Lantern, who was flying all around the room. "Stop that right this instant, Green Lantern!"
As the teens tried to contain the adults, their own Justice League opened the door to the training room, and were shocked by the scene. Batman glared at Kid Flash, who had somehow caught Lord Superman, and was now trying to keep him from squirming.
"I'll get the teleporter ready." Martian Manhunter said, turning around and floating out of the room.
"I'll go prepare the other machine." Batman growled, stalking out of the room, while leaving the rest of the League to deal with the kids. "They're your problems now." He growled at Superman, shoving him inside the room and locking it. Then he turned to Green Arrow, who had been smart and stayed out of the room. "I don't get paid enough."
Green Arrow cracked a smile at this. "We don't get paid, Bats."
"Exactly."
Rule #109: You may not, in any shape or form, be a villian's sidekick for a day.
"Behold! I am now Kid Freeze!" Wally announced, suddenly jumping out of his hiding spot in the warehouse, surprising M'gann and Conner, who were there waiting for him.
"Wally? Why are you dressed like that?" M'gann asked him, taking a step towards him to inspect his suit.
He was wearing a blue tunic much like Captain Cold's, with blue tights, white boots and gloves, and sunglasses.
"Why, I am Captain Cold's sidekick for the day!" Wally announced, then two more people jumped out of their hiding places.
"I am Red Robin!" Robin announced, wearing a miniature version of the Red Hood costume.
"And I am Jester!" Artemis announced, dressed in a Harley costume, with her hair died black and a domino mask.
M'gann and Conner were shocked to see their friends like this, but even more when they saw Red Hood and Harley with them. "Don't they just look adorable, Hoodie?" Harley asked the man, most probably making him smirk.
"You know it." Robin smirked, then Captain Cold walked in, Mirror Master and Captain Boomerang following.
"Where are the rest of the buggers?" Captain Boomerang asked just as Trickster and Pied Piper walked in.
Right then Aqualad, Zatanna, and Rocket came in, the boy dressed in something that looked a lot like Bane's costume, but he didn't wear the stupid mask, while Rocket wore something much like Red Hood's own costume, and Zatanna wore a female version of the Pied Piper suit. Bane walked in behind him, Poison Ivy following him.
"Hey, how come he gets two sidekicks?" Trickster asked, not liking how Rocket hadn't taken up his own offer.
"What can I say?" Red Hood smirked as Rocket walked towards him, and he wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "Guess that I'm just a better teacher."
"And how come Piper gets a sidekick?! He's a sidekick!"
Piper rolled his eyes, and smirked as Zatanna walked towards him. "Hey, some people are made to be teachers, while others are not."
Trickster seemed to be ready to attack, but Cold stopped him. "That's everyone, right?" He asked, then looked down at the Martian and Clone. "Why aren't these two dressed?"
M'gann blushed, while Conner grumbled. Wally chuckled, and sped towards him. "Their villains aren't the nicest around. You know, Lex Luthor and Metallo aren't really nice to people, and M'gann's villain wants to kill her."
Cold nodded at this, then turned to Boomerang and Mirror Master. "These kids are now your responsibility. Get them dressed, and hurry up, I want to cause some mayhem."
Both men nodded, then took both teens outside, trying to figure out who would be their sidekick and how they would be dressed.
Wally smirked at him, then turned to the rest of the villains. "Oh, this will be wicked."
Rule #110: You may not steal from the League.
"This is way too fun!" M'gann yelled, dressed in a Mirror master suit, her skin pale white, and her hair platinum blonde.
She was running with Kid Freeze and Jr. next to her, while they all held sacks of precious things in their hands. Conner was Captain Boomerang's sidekick, and was wearing a replica of his suit, except for the hat, and was wearing sunglasses.
"You're right! No wonder the Rogues steal!" Jr. agreed, making M'gann giggle.
"Get back here you rotten kids!" Guy Gardner yelled as he chased after the junior rogues, shaking his bare hand in the air.
"Did we take his gloves?" M'gann asked innocently, then fell into a fit of giggles as Wally showed her that he was wearing them.
The teens quickly passed through the Zeta Station, then started laughing as soon as Red Hood and Bane started breaking the machine on their side.
Robin, Artemis, Rocket, Zatanna, and Aqualad wondered what was so funny as the three continued laughing, then they noticed the bags on the floor. They dumped the contents on the floor, and one by one they fell to the humor. In the pile there were things that ranged from Green Arrow's razor, Flash's Flash teddy, Green Lantern's (John Stewart) wedding ring, and Hawkgirl's mace, to more embarrassing things like a Batman teddy, Superman underwear, a heart shaped pillow, and even a pacifier.
"God, we've struck gold!" Robin exclaimed, then starting cackling once more.
And as the teens all laughed; because Piper and Trickster had now joined them; the adults around the group couldn't help but smile.
"We should do this more often." Boomerang told the other villains, getting nods and 'yes's from them all.
Sorry about not updating sooner, life's life, you know? Please review, and please help me with the rules. I need from 111 to 150.