Rule #111: You are not allowed to go to the future to meet your kids. They are screwed up enough already.

Addition to the rule: You are also not allowed to go to the future to meet your future selves. The space time continuum is a fickle thing!

"So..." Jason dragged out as he and Wally were glared at by their older counterparts. "Surprise?"

The older and eviler Red Hood glared down at the younger man, and crossed his arms. "What the heck are you guys doing here?" He asked them.

Wally and Jason smiled wickedly, and Wally answered with, "Why, older Jason, do you not remember ever having been this evil?"

O-Jason glared at him, while O-Wally rolled his eyes. "Was I really this annoying?"

Wally seemed to be insulted by this, while both Jason's rolled their eyes. "You know it, Ginger Snap."

Then there was a knock on the door, and five children entered the room. "Ah, my very own minions!" O-Jason announced, taking off his helmet and showing an older and more weary face.

The oldest of the children frowned, while the youngest smiled. The oldest and tallest was dark skinned with dark hair, along with gray eyes, and he also seemed to be the responsible one of the group. Three of the children looked alike, but they had different eye colors. Two were boys and one was a girl, and the girl's hair was long and she had hazel eyes. And the last of the group was a red headed boy, who had dark brown eyes and many freckles.

"Who are these people?" The oldest asked, making O-Wally smirk.

"Hey, Jr." He called, making the red head eye him wearily. "Meet your old man."

Wally's jaw dropped when he found this piece of information, then suddenly found something on his back. "Uncle Wally! We like you younger better! You don't yell at us as much!" The black haired girl exclaimed, squeezing him from behind.

Wally raised an eyebrow at his older counterpart, who only shrugged. "Where's the League?" Jason asked, eyes narrowed as he tried to guess who the kids belonged to.

O-Jason shrugged. "We haven't grown out of some phases. These kids are now officially kidnapped kids."

The kids all frowned at this, but Wally quickly asked, "So, who's kids are they? I know the ginger's mine, but how about the rest."

O-Wally and O-Jason seemed to think upon this, with O-Wally even scratching a fake beard, then O-Jason said. "I don't know. The time streams pretty fragile."

And Wally and Jason smiled at this, because they know the older man was still going to say it.

"But, since when have we cared about fragile things?" O-Wally asked him, smiling evilly.

"True, so true." O-Jason said, then turned to the younger them's. "Okay. Well, this may not come as a shocker, Amistad's Raquel's and Kaldur's."

Wally and Jason nodded at this, already having known this. Besides, it was just a matter of time before those two hooked up in their world. "We're not telling you Wally's kid 'cause you'll never believe us, and the last three are Robin's."

Now this was a surprise. Robin? Three kids?

"And an even bigger shocker? The baby mama ain't the same." Jason smirked at the disgusted and shocked faces of the younger them's, but that was short lived.

Quickly a portal opened up behind the young ones, and suddenly Wally and Jason were pulled away, making O-Wally and O-Jason smirk. "Remember when that happened to us?"

O-Wally smirked, and nodded, "Summer of '12. Ah, good times."

Rule #112: Don't ever date people from the other side. I do not care if the Rogue's aren't completely evil, they still steal!

"So, uh, Raquel, I was wondering..." James started nervously, fiddling with his fingers.

Raquel looked up at the Rogue, smiling lightly. "What's up, Tricky?"

James blushed at this, and quickly blurted out, "Willyougooutwithme?! Please don't kill me!" He quickly cowered back, catching Raquel by surprise.

After a few more seconds of James cowering, Raquel smiled and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Of course I'll go out with you."

And after everything had been prepared, and Raquel and James had gone back to Central City, the news showed the Trickster, along with a new masked ally, pranking business men and women who happened to get in the range of their pies.

Rule #113: Do not get small children to scream 'CHILD NEGLECTOR!' whenever Superman walks boy. Even Men of Steel have feelings.

It was on odd day for the League. Flash was running away from the Bat every time he got too close, Wonder Woman was glaring at any man that walked by, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Vigilante, and Shining Knight were nowhere to be found, and Superman was having the worst day of his life. He had to go down to Metropolis to fight Metallo, and after he was done with that, he had stuck around for a while to meet the people.

The first thing he noted was how the kids all glared at him. He didn't say anything about it, and kneeled in front of a sweet looking little girl, most probably to get to the bottom of things.

The girl had smiled sweetly at him, and suddenly he found a lollipop in his hair. "Child neglector!" She had yelled, and suddenly Superman found himself jumped by various little trolls. After the parents had taken the children away, he was able to get up, only to find candy, crayons, markers, toys, and anything and everything else that belonged to a child stuck to him.

"Child neglector! Child neglector!" The kids continued screaming, making Superman get sadder and sadder. "Superboy deserves a better dad!" And that's what did it. Superman flew away from Metropolis, not wanting to hear anything else.

He failed to see the supposedly covert ops team of the League, all of them laughing their asses off.

Rule #114: Robin is not a Daddy's little princess, in fact he isn't even a girl so stop implying it!

"So, how's daddy's little princess doing?" Wally asked mischievously, making Robin glare at him.

"Zee's not here."

Wally rolled his eyes at him, then poked Robin's temple. "I'm talking about you, silly. So, how's daddy's little princess?"

Robin growled quietly at him, but chose to ignore him.

Wally frowned at him, then smiled wickedly at what came to his mind. And suddenly, Robin found himself wearing a pink dress, with a tiara. "See? Perfect princess!"

"WALLY!" Robin yelled, finally noticing what he was wearing.

"AAHH!" Wally yelled, suddenly finding an evil midget on his back. "Bad Daddy's princess! Bad Daddy's princess!"

And that's the sight that met Jason when he finally made it inside the mountain.

Rule #115: Do not tell M'gann and Conner it's Batman's birthday and you always throw a party for him.

"Happy birthday, Batman!" M'gann and Conner both yelled as said man walked through the Zeta Beam, while the rest of the team mumbled their hellos.

Even Jason and Deadpool were there, but they seemed weary of saying anything to the Bat, who seemed to be having a bad day. Batman looked at the Martian and Kryptonian, then at the rest of the team, his face unreadable. He slowly walked towards the cake, swiped a finger over it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"Chocolate?"

M'gann only smiled wider, and nodded happily. "Me and Jason made it!"

Batman looked at his Martian, then his eldest son, and nodded. "Good cake." Then, he took the cake, and left the Mountain.

Everybody in the room just stared after him, and Deadpool broke the silence. "Did Batman just take the cake, without fighting or yelling?"

Jason nodded, and said, "I guess these kids are better role models than we thought."

M'gann smiled at him, and nodded. "See? Even though you've screwed us up, Jay-bird, we can still be good kids."

Jason nodded mutely at her, then sighed. "I guess this means now I'm stuck having to apologize to the Bat for my birthday present, huh?"

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