Rule #116 : Do not try to wax Superboy's legs as he sleeps. You do not want to die, do you?
Wally giggled excitedly as he snuck into Conner's room, Jason rolling his eyes as he followed behind the ginger.
"This is going to be the dumbest thing you'd ever do, Wally." Jason whispered, not wanting to wake the Kryptonian.
Wally smiled evilly back at him, and whispered back, "Yeah, could be."
He slowly snuck towards Conner, which surprised Jason because of how quiet the Ginger was being. Wally slowly grabbed a wax-strip from his front jeans pocket, while Jason stayed as watch guard in the door, while also leaving it open enough for them to get out if needed.
"Now, this might be hurtful for both of us." Wally breathed, slowly pushing Conner's pant leg up, leaving his skin be seen.
Wally placed the strip on the clone's leg, breathed in deeply, and muttered, "Here goes nothing."
And there was a loud ripping noise, a scream of pure agony, and a squeal from a frightened Wally as Conner grabbed his neck. Still dazed and confused, Conner glared at Wally, not quite sure what was happening.
"Run!" Jason suddenly yelled, and next thing Conner knew, the Bat had tackled him and both of them were now tangled in the sheets.
Wally grabbed Jason, then they were gone, with Conner breathing heavily while glaring after the red and black streak. It was a few minutes before he actually felt the stinging pain of the waxing, and let out a pained scream that brought the whole team to his room.
Rule #117 : Do NOT push the red button labeled "Alternate Dimension", disappear, grab the first person you see and drag them back.
Wally, Jason, Deadpool, and Roy stared at the three Bats quarelling in front of them, not yet believing what was going on. The older Bat was glaring at his sons, while Robin was in a fight with Red Hood. The older was clearly winning, but the younger was not showing any signs of stopping.
"Should we stop them?" Wally whispered to Deadpool, who only shook his head.
"This seems too fun." Deadpool whispered back, quietly eating popcorn.
"This is all your fault, Todd!" The Robin yelled, the other Red Hood holding him in a headlock.
"I didn't do anything, you stupid-" Red Hood was about to say a bad word, but Wally coughed loudly to cover it up. "It's those dumbasses who brought us here." He finished growling, glaring at the two men and two teens in front of him.
Robin quickly glared at them, but before the two could start bickering once more, the older Batman spoke. "Who are you?" He asked, glaring at the four.
Deadpool smiled widely; not like they could see; and answered, "I am the true Awesome One, The Miz!" Then he cocked his head to the side, scratching at a fake beard. "Wait, no, that's not right." He scratched his head, then snapped his fingers, "Luke, I am your father!" He announced, while the three Bats just stared at him as if he were crazy.
Jason sighed and face-palmed, not really wanting to let Deadpool continue embarrassing himself, but also not wanting to speak to any Batman. "Wait, I'm not Anakin Skywalker, I'm not a total douche." Deadpool muttered to himself, then 'Aha'd gleefully. "I know who I am..." Then, from out of nowhere, he grabbed a cape and pulled it over his face. "I'm Batman." He said in a gravely tone, making everybody in the room glare at him.
Wally rolled his eyes, then turned to the Bats, crossing his arms. "The idiot over there's Deadpool, that's Talisman," He said, pointing at said teen, "The red head's Roy, that guy's Jason, and I'm Wally." He finished, slightly glaring at the Bat, who was glaring at him as well.
"Huh, looks a lot like you, Todd." Robin hissed, then stomped on Red Hood's foot, but the older didn't let him go.
Wally didn't like this Robin. He was too... Impulsive. And that was something coming from him, the King of Impulsiveness. "What are you?" Batman asked, making Wally smirk.
"I have no idea if you know about me in your world, but I'm Kid Flash. Roy's Red Arrow. If you don't know the other two, you most probably never will." Wally answered, waving his right hand as if it were nothing important.
Batman glared at him with more intensity, because he knew these two names. These were the sidekicks or what not from some brightly clothed and highly annoying heroes from other cities.
"Where are we?" Batman growled, glaring as Red Hood kept a struggling Robin in a headlock.
Wally shrugged, and said, "Dunno, I was kidnapped and brought here. So was Roy. Those three are the masterminds."
Batman really did not like this. Wally spoke to him without a hint of fear. This either meant he was not human, or he was highly stupid.
"Yeah, we found this lab under good ol' Catmus, brought 'em here, and pressed that shiny button!" Deadpool exclaimed, suddenly slamming down on the same button, making the three Bats hurtle back from wherever they came.
The four inhabitants of the room blinked after them, Deadpool chuckling nervously. "Well, damn. I wanted to ask him if I died there."
Rule #118: Don't let Robin or Jason near pointy objects when they're mad.
"Get back here, Artemis! I promise I won't hurt you too bad!" Robin cackled maniacally as the girl ran away from him, a butter knife in his hands.
"No, bad Robin! Get back here!" Wally chased after his friend, trying to stop him from hurting the blonde.
"No! I'm out for blood!"
"God damnit it all to fucking hell!" Jason yelled as he stomped around the cave, ignoring the sting that came from his wounds.
Wally and Roy were the only ones there to see his anger, for the rest of the team was stuck in the Med Bay. "If the stupid Bat had let me go with you guys-" he started to yell, but Wally cut him off.
"You would have most probably died again!"
Jason blinked at Wally, who had unshed tears in his eyes. "If you had gone up against the Joker like you would have, you would have died. Okay, Jason? And this time it would've been forever."
Wally looked away from his best friend, who just stared in shock. Jason had never been good with emotions, deciding to just turn them into anger if he ever felt anything that wasn't happiness. Which is exactly what he did just then. He smashed his foot into the glass coffee table in front of him, grabbing a shard that caught his eye, all the while thinking about his plan.
"What are you doing?" Wally asked him, then his eyes widened when he saw the sadistic smile that crept unto Jason's face. "No! No! You are not doing that!"
"Watch me, Wally boy."
Rule #119 : Do not attempt to alter this list. It is a means of making sure you kids do not die or end up in jail.
"Okay, so first rule we're changing is the no Batmobile one, right?" Wally asked, sitting on a chair in front of the Batcomputer, which Robin and Jason had hacked so they could access the list of rules.
"Yeah," Robin nodded, then said, "Take out the rule of no being the Justice Brigade. I want to sing again."
Artemis nodded in agreement, and said, "Then take out the rule of no dancing while on missions. I actually like breaking down every once in a while."
Wally nodded as he started to type wildly on the screen, fixing everything up. "We should be allowed to go to Disney and Sea World, right?" Kaldur asked, peering over the large seat at the computer.
Wally nodded, and wrote that down. "Take out the whole no Red Hood thing. It's not working." Jason said, leaning against the costume cases.
"Yeah, and the no being the Rogue's partners for a day." Raquel nodded, holding James' hand.
The clown smiled down at her, then said, "Hey, remove the no dating people from the other side."
"Why?" Zatanna asked, smirking at the couple. "Don't you want your love to be forbidden?"
M'gann gasped, smiling widely. "Oh, like Romeo and Juliet!"
Raquel screwed her face at this, and said, "Oh, hell no. I don't want to die."
Wally rolled his eyes at this, and asked, "Hey, we still on the list or are we talking about love now?"
"Take out the no sleepovers rule!" Talisman piped up, jumping on Wally's lap. "I want to cuddle with Wally-poo!"
Wally stared down at him for a minute, and asked, "Did you get any sugar today?"
"Just a little."
"Huh. That rule's staying."
As this process continued, Wally said, "Hey, now that I think about it, a quarter of these aren't half bad. Maybe the League was thinking of our safety when they wrote this."
The group looked at one another, then, as if by a mysterious force, they all shook their heads at the same time. "NAAAAAH!"
Rule #120 : Do not make a list for the Justice League.
"You know, now that we're here, I think we should do the same to them." Robin piped up, hanging from one of the beams in the cave.
The teens were now lounging all around, Wally still writing on the computer to finish the new rules. Kaldur looked up from his seat next to Artemis, wondering what the bird meant.
"What are you talking about, Robin?" He asked, making the younger boy smile as he jumped down.
"They gave us rules to follow, and have taken away our freedom on more than one occasion, let's repay the favor!"
The kids all looked at one another, thinking on this, while Wally smirked. "And there." He finished, hitting enter. "Now we have finished our list, what's this I hear about one for the League?" He asked, turning around in the chair to see his friends.
And all that met him was the evil smirks of all of them. Slowly, he got into the mood, and smirked along with them. "What shall be the first one?"
"What the hell is this?" Flash asked, holding a very thick packet of papers in his hand.
The whole League was with him, looking over his shoulder to look at the papers.
"Guidelines to being in the Justice League?" Superman asked, reading from the title.
Flash opened the packet, and started reading. "First things first, now the whole League's on probation?" He asked, reading straight from the pages. "We are sick and tired of you oppressing us, so we have decided to take a stand. If any of you breaks any of these rules, there will be serious consequences?" He asked, looking back at the rest of the Leaguers.
"Young Justice will be looking over you, much like you did to us, and we will be punishing you whenever you break one of these lovely rules. So, get to reading." Hal Jordan finished, not able to wipe the smile off of his face.
Batman glared at him, while he just continued smiling. "I think we may have pushed them a bit too far, guys."
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