Rule #121 : Do not clone yourselves.
Inertia and Wally were standing in the door of the mountain, both of them looking at the scene of utter chaos that had unraveled after the last Leaguer left the mountain.
"This really was a very dumb idea, me." Inertia told him, crossing his arms.
Wally sighed and nodded, scratching the back of his head. "I know. I just... I don't know... Guess I wanted to see how a clone of myself would be."
Inertia smacked him in the back of the head, and hissed, "I count as a freaking clone, you idiot!"
Wally nodded, ducking so that the flying couch didn't hit him, then shrugged. "Well, you may, but it's just not the same. I mean, I already know you have a different personality and all. Wally clone doesn't necessarily have one."
Inertia nodded at this, looking on in almost boredom at both teams fighting against the clones. "Why are they so powerful?"
Wally shrugged, crouching slightly so that an arrow didn't embed itself in between his eyes. "Think it has something to do with Rob and Falc deciding they wanted to see if something made them stronger."
Inertia nodded at this, then sidestepped the pissed off Red Arrow clone, then plunged a hand into its' chest. "Huh, only a robot?" He asked, looking down at the oil that came out with his hand.
Wally shrugged, and said, "We're not CADMUS, we won't be able to make a real living and breathing clone. Heck, if you ask me, these are already clones."
Inertia rolled his eyes at this, "They're androids, you idiot. Not clones."
"They're copies of us, aren't they?"
Inertia thought on this, then shrugged and nodded. "Exactly."
"Are you ladies done with tea time?!" Artemis yelled, hanging onto the Superboy clone.
Wally and Inertia sighed, then both pointed at the dead Clone. "We got Red Arrow Clone!"
"Why did you kill me?" Roy asked along with his partner, Black Archer, as they fought off a Jason clone.
"You attacked us!"
"I'm gonna kill you after this!" Both archers screamed, along with Tigress and Artemis.
Wally and Inertia sighed, then they turned to each other. "Must we always clean up their mess?" Wally asked his friend.
"Well it's also your mess."
"Yeah, but they're the idiots that let me do this."
Rule #122 : You may not hack into the Watchtower cameras to get blackmail on the Leaguers.
"Oh, Superman! Do you remember that time you wore those Batman undies?" Robin asked, jumping onto the Kryptonians back.
Superman's face only turned completely red.
"Hey, Gardner!" Wally called, sitting on the chair in the cafeteria with his teammates.
Guy turned to them, glaring slightly as he didn't like his date being interrupted.
"Remember this?" Artemis asked, holding up the Batman teddy bear.
And Ice couldn't hold back the laughter as Guy's face turned redder than Wally's hair.
"Oh, we're the youth against adults!" Captain Marvel sang loudly, surprising the teens that were looking on.
He actually had quite a good voice.
"Fighting til the war's won, we don't care if we end up getting jailed!"
Wally smirked back at his group of friends, then said, "Guys, I think we have ourselves a new recruit."
Rule #123 : Stop trying to convince villains to get sidekicks. It was enough when you became their sidekicks for a day.
"Oh come on, Rory, you know you want to get the pride that only a mentor receives!" Kid Flash exclaimed, walking beside Heatwave as the man tried to get away from him.
"I don't need a stinking sidekick, Baby Flash. I'm perfectly fine!" He growled, glaring daggers at Kid Flash.
Kid Flash only shook his head, knowing that the man wasn't perfectly fine. "Well, it's a good thing I brought someone for you!" He announced, then sped forward, and pulled on a chord that was attached to a random curtain.
"Where did that come from?" Heatwave muttered, only for his jaw to drop as he saw what was inside.
"Maybe she's too old to be a sidekick, but at least she won't be called your kid." Kid Flash chuckled, helping Vulcana down from the stage.
She smiled warmly at Heatwave, who was still gaping, then turned to Kid Flash. "Thank you, young hero." She told him, then slowly walked towards the awe-struck man. "I have heard you were looking for a sidekick."
Heatwave shook his head, quickly regaining his composure. "Well... uh... How old are you?" He asked.
"Twenty two."
Heatwave nodded at this, then gave Kid Flash a thumbs up. "I believe you can be my student, what is it you need to learn?"
Vulcana smiled, sliding a finger down the man's chest. "My fire power's are a bit..." She drifted off, then nipped his nose. "Out of control."
Heatwave felt all of the color go to his face, and he choked out, "I believe I can help you with that."
Kid Flash chuckled as they both walked away, then got on his phone. "Hey, Robin... Yeah, he got himself a sidekick... Going to find one for Bane next? Fine by me."
Rule #124 : You are not allowed to drug any Leaguer's food.
Flash smiled, actually feeling happy after the whole Young Justice VS Justice League debacle. The kids had taken things a bit too far with their blackmail, recruiting Captain Marvel, Vigilante, Green Arrow, and Green Lantern. The adults all knew that something bad would happen if the kids were allowed to continue with this crazy plan of giving the League rules, so they had invited the teens to a luncheon.
The teens had brought along Jason, Deadpool, their recruits, and Wolf, and they sat on one side of the large table, the League on the other. Superman had been hoping they would be able to walk out of this unscathed, but after seeing the earrings that the adults now wore along with the kids, he knew that that wasn't a possibility.
"So, Young Justice, we are here, not to fight with you, but to talk." Wonder Woman started talking, only for Vigilante to stand up, and offer her a warm smile; which wasn't seen.
"Wonder Woman, we aren't here to speak, but ta hear y'all apologize fer everythin' yuh've done." He spoke, which made Kid Flash smile. They had even come in costume. "The kids 'ave taken everythin' y'all've thrown at 'em, yet y'all don't treat 'em like equals. They are tired of this, which is why Ah'm speakin' now, on they're behalf."
Wonder Woman was actually surprised at this, for Vigilante had never interrupted her. The kids had corrupted him! He could not be saved!
"Thank you, Vig." Kid Flash told the man, standing up while smirking at the adults. "You like?" He asked, lightly smacking his own earring. "It was supposed to be for the Justice Brigade, but because you took that away... Anyways, we're here to hear your apologies, yes?" He asked cheekily.
Most of the League wanted to smack him right then and there, but restrained themselves as Batman slowly got up. He was tired of this. Robin had taken to staying with Jason almost every night, which ended up with Bruce having to go down to Fox, who would have Robin sleeping in one of the guest beds. "Kid Flash," He nodded at him, "Young Justice," He acknowledged the rest. "We are sorry for oppressing you. We did these rules in your best interest, we did not think they would hurt you too."
Kid Flash nodded at this, then smiled, "That's all we wanted! Just don't take some of these rules so seriously, and we'll cut y'all some slack!"
Flash slightly cringed at his words, knowing that he was slowly losing his nephew to Vigilante. "Which rules?" He asked.
Kid Flash scratched his chin, and said, "There are actually quite a few. What you guys don't understand is that we know how to take care of ourselves. We don't always need you trying to save us."
The League nodded at this, then Wonder Woman proposed, "What if we allowed you a week of doing whatever you wanted, no rules or anything? That way we shall see if the rules are okay, or they should be changed."
The kids all looked at one another, then Kid Flash sped towards Wolf, and after whispering with the animal, nodded. "Deal. Now let's eat."
As the food came out, the League missed the evil smirks that grazed most of the kids faces. And, suddenly half of the League fell onto their plate, while the rest suddenly felt the urge to run to the bathroom. And as Young Justice and their friends laughed, they couldn't help but feel victorious.
"And that's why you never trust angry teenagers!"
Rule #125 : Fights with villains can not be decided based off of who has the cooler speech and dramatic entrance. Even if they agree to do it.
Creepy music started playing all around the warehouse, making the crowd start cowering in fear. Fire suddenly rang out from random parts of the warehouse, making some of the teens cower. "I am not human, I do not feel, and I do not care what you feel about me. I am the Night personified, I am the souls of the criminals and dirty wrapped into one being, and I am the reason you do not sleep." And suddenly Red Hood jumped out of a random spot, landing on the ten foot roof. "I am the RED HOOD!"
The claps were loud, then a devilish cackle rang all around the warehouse. A large glove almost hit her fellow contestant, Harley riding on top of it. "Hello! They call me Harley, along with psycho, crazy chick, and Squirrel from that one guy in Kentucky!" She cackled, cartwheeling off the glove and landing next to Jason with her own fireworks. "Let the pain begin!" It wasn't even a speech, but it worked because the crowd cheered.
Then, Poison Ivy started speaking, "My poor babies... All of them dying because of such insolent creatures like the Justice League..." There was a cheer from the crowd, because it was all Young Justice, a few villains, and a few more masked people that didn't like the League. "I will bring back beauty to this beast of a world..."
Then a large pod sprang out of the ground, slowly opening to reveal Poison Ivy. "I am the savior of this poor world... I will bring it back to its' former glory!" She announced, smiling at the crowd, which made them cheer loudly, only for it to be drowned out with a loud rock song.
"Behold! I am Kid Flash! The King of Speed, Kid of Awesomness, Prince of Pissing the League Off, and President of Fun-ville!" Kid Flash yelled, fireworks suddenly going off as he jumped down from the ten foot high roof, wearing a crown with a red King robe. "I am the Light in the Darkness that is this world, I am the savior of the petty and poor souls! I am here to beat down injustice, and uphold the very foundations of this great country!" He announced, more fireworks exploding behind him.
The crowd of his friends clapped, and he continued, "I have gone up against the League on numerous times, wrote a song about it even, and I am here today, to prove to you all that I am the best! There is a reason I'm the Kid of AWEEEESSSSSOOOOMMMMEEEE!" He dragged out, then his song was quickly cut off by a pissed off Batman.
"Mountain. Now." He growled, glaring at everyone in the room.
"Run!" Yelled the King of Speed, then Batman found himself under a large box, the same boy having thrown it over him. "Don't worry Bats!" He yelled, holding down the box that held him. "I'm sure Canada's going to love you!"
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