Rule #126 : Do not rig the voting of new League members. We've told you once, and we'll tell you again, Jason, Harley, and Cold are villains not heroes.

"Shh... The League's about to vote." Wally hissed at his teammates, looking down at the laptop in his lap.

The team was assembled behind him, along with Jason, Harley, Captain Cold, and Deadpool. It had been a few weeks since they had drugged the League's food, and they had once again returned to hiding in different cities every night so the League wouldn't catch them.

"You sure you can do this one time, twinkle toes?" Jason asked him, polishing his revolver, a gift from Vigilante.

Wally smirked back at him, then cracked his knuckles dramatically. "As long as I have at least a second, I'm sure I can get you inside the League."

Kaldur shook his head, then turned to Raquel. "Are you sure this is okay? We already have enough problems with the League and the government, if we add three villains..."

Raquel shook her head, but pointed at their group of friends. "Fish Sticks, every single person here has something against the Justice League. We are just using our rights of freedom of speech."

"I did not know that allowed us to partake in so many dangerous acts."

Raquel shrugged, but was shushed by Wally. "I need quiet."

Then, just as the votes started tallying, Wally started typing rapidly, replacing the names with the most votes with Red Hood, Captain Cold, and Harley. All was quiet in the room as he worked, then he cheered.

"Consider yourselves Leaguers." He told them, then they heard a roar of anger. "Shit! I didn't work fast enough! Retreat! Retreat!" He yelled, throwing the laptop right at Conner's face.

The group blinked as the Speedster freaked out, then looked at the door as it opened to show a fuming Batman. "RETREAT!" Wally yelled, barreling over Batman.

Will they ever learn?

Rule #127 : No sending messages to random planets hoping that more super-powered aliens will come to earth.

Kid Flash blinked at the group assembled in front of him, which consisted of very different people. The people ranged from a... well-rounded woman with her bust practically hanging out, to a floating Batman impersonator, an African American teenager, and many more creatures and aliens that could only come from one's imagination.

Robin grabbed his arm, then hissed in his ear, "Did you really send out the invitations?"

Kid Flash smiled nervously at his best friend, then nodded. "Course I did."

Robin face-palmed, while Falcon shook his head. Inertia was mingling with the aliens, oddly feeling at home with them.

"The League's going to kill us." Robin muttered just as the rest of the team walked into the mountain.

Kid Flash smiled at him, then placed a hand on his shoulder. "Nope. They were going to kill us before. Now they're going to kill us, resurrect us, then throw us into the darkest pit in Tartarus."

Robin glared at him, but before he could say anything, the well-rounded woman and the teen walked up to them, both of them looking highly hopeful.

"Hello. My name's Power Girl, and this is Betty. We were hoping to talk to someone about this letter." The blonde said, then handed Kid Flash the letter.

Surprisingly enough, Kid Flash was not fawning over her, instead Robin was. Kid Flash only took the letter, read it, and smiled at both females. "Well, we can't promise you anything too serious, but if you stick around, I'm sure we'll find a way to make you an alien."

Then a green-skinned man, with tentacles for hair, and completely black eyes walked up to them, a warm smile on his face. "Hello, I am looking for the one named Kid Flash."

KF smiled at him, then offered him his hand. "It is I, the King of Speed." He told the alien, who grasped his arm by the forearm.

"I believe you are looking for new heroes?"

"Aye, tis true." Kid Flash nodded, but was cut short by a scream that came from the entry way of the mountain.

He turned around, finding the whole Justice League standing there, looking at all the aliens in attendance. All was quiet as the groups stared at one another, then Kid Flash coughed. "GET THEM!" He yelled, then jumped to attack the League along with Inertia and Falcon.

Let's just say that Kid Flash has a lot of recruits on his mind because of what happened next.

Rule #128 : Just because the experiment that gave Flash his powers was replicated once for Kid Flash does not mean that it should be replicated for all of you.

"Okay, so we just have to sneak into my uncle's lab, recreate lightning, then hope you get the powers." Wally told the newest recruits, Power Girl, Betty Clawman, and Kit Fisto.

The three aliens; along with Batmite; were the ones that he had decided to keep around, just because they seemed to be the kind that would go along with any of his crazy plans.

"Are you sure this is safe?" Power Girl asked, looking around the Lab they had just infiltrated. "I mean, this can't be safe."

Betty shook her head, her long hair tied back in a ponytail. "This will be one of the dumbest things you could do, Wally." She told him.

Wally frowned slightly at her, but shook it off, knowing that it was the entity inside of her speaking right now. Kit seemed to be the only one that was actually excited over the fact of getting superpowers, but that was probably because he didn't have any except for the Force.

"You girls must stay silent," Kit spoke calmly, slowly calming them also. "For this is a most important journey. If it is our failure, it is our mission to fail."

Wally smiled at him, even though he didn't understand what the man was getting at, then said, "Let's go."

Then he started speeding around the room, finding all of the ingredients he would need for the experiment, then handed them all to Kit. "Hold these." He said, then sped away to find the electrical conduit.

"Fisto, this is not smart." Power Girl told him, making the man smile reassuringly at her.

"Do not worry, youngling, I will be okay."

"Found it!" Wally yelled, then sped back, bringing along some electrically charged cables. "Who's first?" He asked, smiling creepily.

Then all three fled from the room, not liking how Wally smiled at them. Wally stared after them, his head cocked. "Did I do that?"

Rule #129 : Do not try to give superpowers to random strangers.

"Srewoprepus!" Zatanna yelled, pointing at the person who was unfortunate enough to walk too close to her.

She huffed when nothing happened, then turned to Wally with a frown. "It's not working!"

"Just keep trying! You'll get it!"

Rule #130 : You are not allowed to create random scientific accidents in an attempt to gain more powers.

"So we just put this here, that over there, and those things over yonder." Wally told Jason and Robin, who were standing under the strange machinery.

He put all the things where he said they belonged, then smiled evilly at his friends. "We just need Fish Sticks and Supey and we're set for."

And as he said that, the two boys walked into the room. He smiled at them, then sped towards them and pushed them towards Robin and Jason. He sped towards the control panel, then exclaimed, "Let the Experiment begin!"

He pressed down on the button, then sped towards his friends, who were all still wondering what was going on. Lights flashed and alarms blared as the machine got ready, all the while Wally bounced excitedly.

Then, one by one, each male was hit with a ray, making them scream out in pain. After a few seconds of excruciating pain, the procedure was done, and the boys all panted as they fell. All of them were smoking and their clothing was scorched, but they also felt stronger than before.

"Does anyone feel different?" Wally asked, panting slightly as he struggled to get up.

Jason flexed his fist, and suddenly Wally was thrown against the wall. He groaned in pain, while Jason smirked. "Wally, I think whatever you did actually worked."

Wally smiled evilly, ignoring the pain he got from still being pushed against the wall, and said, "Well, let's go see what other powers we've got!"

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