Rule #133 : You are not a mercenary force, stop hiring yourself out to various countries.
"How much for the job?" A red haired boy asked, pulling his glove down as he spoke to the man in the computer.
The rest of his team was getting ready behind him, showing the man that was paying them the weapons they were going to use this time.
"Five grand." The man on the screen answered, his grim voice showing that he was not the kind to kid around.
The red head sucked in air, as if not liking the answer. "Ooh, we might have some problems there. Five grand's how much we charge to give you one picture of the target. That doesn't even cover a body part."
The man growled at him, glaring down at the teen. "And how much do you charge for a body?" He asked, clenching his teeth.
The red head smiled cheekily up at him, even though it wasn't seen. "That'd be a million."
The man's glare turned dangerous, which only made the teen smile wider. "That's prepostorous! I still have not found any evidence of your accomplishments, and you want a million dollars?!"
"Oh, did I say only a million. I meant five million, plus expenses."
The man seemed ready to throw a fit at this, but then a man walked in and whispered in his ear. All the color left his face, which made the teen feel victorious.
"What's wrong, boss man?" The teen asked, the smirk clear in his voice.
The man looked down at him, and cleared his throat. "It, um... has come to my attention that my number one employee, the Red Hood, has decided to quit."
The teen nodded slowly, even though he was celebrating on the inside. Yes, Jason did it! Jason actually listened to him for once in his life!
"What's so bad about that?"
"The Red Hood is not known for keeping men like me alive... The deal has changed, ten million for his head." The man's eyes were crazy and desperate, which was just what Wally wanted.
"We'll do it. Where was his last known location?" Roy answered, stepping in front of Wally.
The man smirked evilly, and started briefing the whole group on everything they would need. After this, the team was dispatched to Puerto Rico, where the Red Hood had last been seen.
As they jumped from rooftop to rooftop in San Juan, Raquel couldn't help but feel silly. They were dressed in all black, and they had their respective colors infused into the costumes design. Her combat boots were purple, while Wally's sleeves were a dark red.
"You know, when he finds out about us hunting for his head, he's going to kill us, right?" Raquel asked Wally, who was smiling next to her.
"So?" He asked, turning to her, which allowed her to see his insane smile. "Since when do we care about that?"
Raquel sighed, but nodded, and said, "You're right. Let's just get this over with."
Rule #136 : We fight crime for free, do not ask for tips after you catch criminals.
"Kid Flash! Thank you so much for capturing Captain Cold!" A police officer told the red head, who was catching his breath on the freezing asphalt.
Kid Flash quickly jumped up, and showed his hand to the officer. He blinked at the hand, then pointed, "What's wrong?"
Kid Flash frowned at him, then made a movement of come closer. "Where's my money?"
Rule #137 : You are not allowed to confirm any rumors about the Justice League, be they true or false.
"Welcome to the True Young Justice Story!" Kid Flash spoke into the camera, smiling widely as Rocket flew around the room, throwing confetti down. "I am the truly awesome host, Kid Flash, and the crazy flying chick is my co-host, Rocket!" He announced, then recorded clapping was heard as Rocket landed next to him on the couch.
Right now they were hidden inside one of Red Hood's many safe houses, and the set was an old couch, a Jacuzzi, some Tiki poles, a giant 'It's a boy' sign that was pointed over to say 'It's a Kid Flash!', and a lot of balloons and confetti splayed all around the floor.
"So, today's a very special day, seeing as how I don't have neither Robby Poo or Stink Arrow holding me down." Kid Flash smiled, then reached into the bag that was in front of him, pulling out a letter. "Time for the fan mail!"
He opened it and quickly read it over, smiling at the question, "Well, here's a question from a 'KidFlashs_Future_Wife'." He cleared his throat dramatically, making Rocket roll her eyes. "Dear Kid Flash," He spoke in a high, girly tone. "Are Superman and Batman shanking? Because seriously, how was Superboy conceived? But, if not, are Wonder Woman and Batman?"
Rocket smiled at the question, and answered before Kid Flash could act disgusted. "Well, Ms. Wife, Superman and Batman are not Superboy's parents, that would be Superman and Lex Luthor. Yeah, not a pretty sight, is it?"
"But!" Kid Flash cut in, smiling at Rocket. "Batman is chasing after a certain Amazonian beauty!"
And as Kid Flash reached into the bag, Rocket stopped him. "You know what, today I just want to gossip. You heard about Green Arrow and Black Canary's disaster date?"
Kid Flash gasped, and nodded. "Oh my Gods, girl! I cannot believe that he would try to get action on the second date! Yes folks, GA is a dirty little pig who tried to get into Black Canary's tight ass tights!" He said, turning to the camera.
"Oh my gosh, and did you hear about Red Hood's and Red Arrow's little predicament?" Raquel asked, making Kid Flash shake his head. "Boy, did you miss out on a story! Get this," She said, turning to the camera. "Red Arrow was doing this little stake out in Central to catch a weird ass guy named Vertigo, when suddenly Red Hood jumps down and... wait for it... HUGS him!"
Kid Flash gasped, then clapped excitedly, speeding towards a board they had off set, and wheeled it in. He turned it so the public could see, and you could see the names of various heroes, villains, and vigilantes.
"And we shall unite both Red's!" He exclaimed, drawing a line from Red Arrow's name to Red Hood's with chalk.
"Ah, I love being Cupid."
Rule #138 : Never make a de-aged Robin or a de-aged Artemis cry. Green Arrow, Red Hood, Red Arrow, Batman, and a few Leaguers will go after you.
"Wally, get back here!" All of the non-meta heroes yelled after the speedster, who was darting from corner to corner, trying to get out of the way of the crazy heroes.
"I didn't mean it! How was I supposed to know that monkeys were scary to Rob?! And... Well... I have no regrets about making Arty cry. She gets to be a real bitch sometimes."
And Green Arrow let out an animalistic roar as he lunged for Wally, Roy following suit. The ginger never learned, did he?
Rule #139 : Whenever Robin or Artemis have a bad day, you do not piss them of even further.
"Hey, Arty, did you know you look like a wet, starving cat?" Wally asked innocently as the blonde archer walked into the cave, completely soaked because of the rain outside.
She glared at him, slowly starting to shake with anger, until she screamed, "THAT'S IT, MOTHA EFFER! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!" She yelled, and somehow, she managed to jump unto Wally's back and put him a sleeper hold.
"Ah! Too much Ziggler! Too much WWE!" Wally yelled, moving around sporadically to try to shake her off.
"DIE YOU FREAKING HORNSWOGGLE!"
Artemis smiled at Robin as he stormed into the cave, a crushed Valentine's day heart in his hand.
"Hey, Rob. The special Baywatch didn't take it the right way?" She asked jokingly, poking a jab at the fact that Robin and Wally were so close.
But by the glare she received from Robin, she knew she had something bad. And before she could even explain herself, she was unconscious, with Robin dragging her towards a closet where they kept boxes, wondering whether he should send her to Antarctica or the North Pole. He decided on Antarctica, just because he knew Saint Nick wouldn't be happy to see her again.
Rule #140 : You may not play music about the end of the world on any given day that the world is going to end. Especially if you start at midnight
"It's the end of the world,
and we know it!
It's the end of the world,
let us celebrate!"
Wally sang at the top of his lungs along with this song, dodging various flying projectiles that were sent his way as the League tried to shut down his and Rob's Master Music Player.
"Turn it off! It's not the end of the world, you idiot! We're going to live!" Artemis yelled, shooting an arrow at him.
Wally just dodged it as Robin cackled from somewhere in the ceiling, and he said, "It's not going to shut off unless we say so, or the world really ends! And, there's no way in Hades you're catching us!"
So sorry about it not being so good, but the mercenary one would just not come to me. So you know, I will be doing more and more WWE references, just so the last rules actually makes sense.
Ziggler- He's the wrestler who uses the sleeper hold, which is basically choking you.
Hornswoggle- Awesome Leprechaun that everybody loves to hate, but I love to love.
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