Rule #141 : Not being able to blast music from the Watchtower does not allow you to blast music from any other location.
"Party in the Mountain! Party in the mountain!" Inertia yelled as he pumped his arms up, dancing through the different bodies that danced around him.
"When I met you girl, it was love at first sight, your hair looked so good, your hair, was so tight!" The voice of Zack Ryder; a WWE wrestler whom almost everybody in the team liked.
Everybody in both teams loved the WWE, and even if some Leaguers didn't admit it, they also liked the wrestling world.
"At first I was nervous, so quiet and shy!" Everybody in the room sang along with Zack, bodies rubbing up on each other as the teens lost their rationality in the dancefloor.
Wally and Raquel were dancing together, singing together as they did the chicken dance side by side. Artemis and Robin were dancing together, while Zatanna and her counterpart, Magician, danced with Talisman and his own counterpart, who was also called Talisman. Both Jason's were enjoying their beers while talking to Powergirl and Betty, and both Supermartian couples were dancing.
There was loud pounding coming from the other side of the mountain, which was every single adult hero trying to get inside the room, but no kid heard it over the loud and pounding song that was being broadcasted to the whole world.
"Cause you are a HOESKI!" Everybody yelled together, various items that were being held falling, much like both ginger speedster's, that had too much sugar that night.
Outside, Batman was pacing like crazy while the rest of the heroes were ready to give up. "Seriously, Batman? How come you're not able to hack their hack?" Superman asked, receiving a glare from the dark knight.
Wonder Woman sighed, and said, "What I want to know is how Ollie and Billy got inside."
Rule #142 : No figure skating.
"No! No!" Wally yelled as he was thrown over Clark's shoulder, Bruce taking the 1st place trophy back to the judging table. "We won that fair and square! Me and Megan made up the whole routine and we danced without any enhancements! We won that fair and square." Wally was wearing a light blue one piece with blue accents, and he was pounding on Clark's back.
"We won that fair and square, you jackasses!" M'gann yelled, being carried out by her uncle.
And as both teens struggled to get out of their captor's grasps and get back their trophies, their team was looking on.
"This was a bad idea, wasn't it?" Conner asked, his arms crossed.
"Yep." Was the answer of everyone there.
Rule #143 : You are not allowed to go to Metropolis and yell for Superman at the top of your lungs. Especially if it's only to prank him.
"SUPERMAN! OH SUPERMAN! OH SUPER-" Kid Flash yelled, only to be cut off by hand being placed over his mouth.
Superman was glaring behind him, and hissed, "What do you want, Kid?"
The Kryptonian dropped his hand, only to see Kid Flash smiling wildly. "Just this." The ginger said, only to run away at the last minute.
When Superman could understand what was going on, it was too late, and he ended up being hit by a giant fly swatter. Then, after he landed on a giant bowl of oil; don't ask; he was dumped into a vat of feathers, then placed in a box, which had the words 'Pluto' written on it. That day Superman had to fly back to Earth from Pluto.
Rule #144 : You are never to play Dance Central/Just Dance or any other dancing games with ANY super villain EVER. Nor are you allowed to play these games in the presence of Jason, Deadpool or any other rouge.
"What? No! I won! Harley cheated!" Deadpool yelled as the screen announced player two's victory.
The clown only smiled victoriously at him, and said, "Well, guess I just shook my tush better than you, ya second string clown wannabe!"
Deadpool gasped in shock at this, stomped his foot, and pointed at her. "Baby Flash, she jut called me a clown wannabe! Kill her!" He demanded, making Wally sigh.
"I don't kill, 'Pool."
Deadpool huffed, then crossed his arms. "Oh, well." Then he shot the Xbox 360, making everybody in the mountain yell out.
"What the Chimichanga, Wade!?" Jason yelled, losing the grip on his beer cup. Yep, you'll never find him without a beer now.
"If I can't win, then no one can play!"
And that night Wade found himself being slowly and painfully tortured by the Bat Brothers, Wally, Harley, Artemis, Talisman, and the Rogues from Central City. Apparently, the things that they did made the rest of the team go squeamish.
Rule #145 : T-Ping, egging, or ding-dong ditching Wayne Manor will never be tolerated. Mr. Wayne is a huge financial backer for The League, and a colleague of Batman's. Batman will kill you.
"Run! He's coming!" Wally yelled as he spotted a fancy limo driving up the hill, his back turned to his teammates.
"Oh my chimichanga, run!" Zatanna squeaked, dropping her toilet paper roll as she took off.
"Let's split!" Kaldur yelled, dropping the carton of eggs he had been using for their little mission.
"Let's bounce!" Robin said as he jumped down from the top of the house, his own carton of eggs left abandoned at the top of the house.
"Run before Old Man Wayne catches ya!" Raquel and Artemis said at the same time, the dark skinned girl flying off with the blonde after they were done with their painting on Wayne's garage.
"I don't want to be eaten alive!" M'gann spoke now, dropping her toilet paper roll as she froze.
"Let's go, Megsy, I don't feel like being cooked in a pot!" Conner told her, picking up the Martian and taking off jumping.
And as he watched his teammates scatter, Wally couldn't help but smile. Yep, the Bat so deserved this.
"Ding-dong!" Alfred heard as he cleaned the kitchen cabinet, then he heard a giggle come from outside.
He only rolled his eyes, and kept on cleaning the kitchen. One of these days he would have to get Master Bruce to install an electrical current into the ringer. Maybe that would stop the Young Justice team from trying to prank them so much.
Well, there you go. Hope you liked it. And, let's imagine that Alfred heard the giggle because Bruce installed a microphone into the front door and now Alfred had ears in he kitchen.
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