Rule #151 : No putting a smiley face on the back of Lex Luthor's head.
"Shut up, Rob. We have to finish this before Luthor wakes up." Wally hissed as Robin used a paintbrush to paint a bright yellow happy face on said bald man's head.
Rob sighed as he did so, "I didn't say anything, you idiot."
"Shut up." Wally hissed at him, grabbing glitter and throwing it all over Luthor's office.
"Is this even safe?" Robin asked him, making Wally smile evilly.
"Of course not. Now hurry up, I want to get out of here without getting shot at."
And as Rob continued painting the face, Wally was running all over the room, rummaging through everything to try to find anything that interested him.
What he found in the top drawer of the desk; which was locked; made him gasp and start jumping for you.
"Oh. My. Gosh! Rob!" He called, then sped over towards the younger teen, who had finished painting on Luthor's head.
"Shh! Do you want him to wake up?" Robin hissed, glaring intensely at Wally.
The red head only continued smiling, then showed Rob what was in his hands. "Tickets to Wrestlemania! We're going to see Alberto Del Rio VS. Jack Swagger and The Rock VS. John Cena or CM Punk!"
Rob looked down at the pieces of merchandise, then asked, "Are you sure that those are even real."
Wally gave him an 'are you stupid look', then said, "Of course they're real! This is freaking Lex Luthor we're stealing from!"
"What?" A new voice grumbled from under both of them, then they turned and saw Lex groggily getting up.
"Run!" Wally yelled, then took off running with Robin on his back, leaving a sleepy Lex behind, without his Wrestlemania tickets.
Rule #152 : No stealing Bruce and Ollie's credit cards.
"Okay, so I'll be buying the car, the motorcycle, the arrow set, the ballerina set, and that whole pile of old comic books." Wally said, taking off his Gucci sunglasses with the diamonds encrusted on it.
"Sir, are you sure you will be able to buy all those things?" The sales clerk asked eyeing Wally down, wondering just how a ginger kid could have enough money to buy any of that. Yeah, this guy did not like gingers.
"Why, of course I'm sure. Just swipe my card." Wally commanded, rolling his eyes as Robin flew past him in his new anti-gravity boots.
You never know what you'll find whenever you hack into the Watchtower's vault.
The clerk did as told, and suddenly up popped Oliver Queen's photograph, making his eyes widen. "Mr. Queen-"
"Is my uncle, yes. Which might just explain why I have his credit card, Mr. Clerk Person." Wally answered cheekily, making the clerk look up at him with huge eyes.
"I-I-I-I-I" He stuttered out, making Wally's smile widen.
"Don't worry about it. Just ring me up and I won't fire you on the spot."
Then Conner appeared with clothing, boxes, and bags in his arms, and dumped them all on the desk. "After you finish with Queen, I; Bruce Wayne's nephew; would like to purchase all of these."
The Clerk ended up fainting before he could actually scan anything.
Rule #154 : No playing laser tag. Jason we doesn't understand the fact that we don't use real lasers.
"OW! IT BURNS! IT BURNS SO HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY PAINFUL LIKE!" Wally yelled as he sped around the room, his arm smoking as people stared after him.
Then everybody in the Young Justice team turned to Jason, who was smiling evilly. "Laser tag is fun!"
Rule #155 : No putting mistletoe up all around the cave around Christmas time.
"C'mon Rob, you have to kiss Zatanna!"
"Never, girls have cooties!"
"KF and Arty, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S- OW! THAT HURT, YOU IDIOT!"
"That's what you get for trying to make me kiss him, you jackass!"
"Yeah, why the hell do I have to kiss that?!"
"That's it! You're dead, Baywatch!"
"Wasn't Christmas supposed to be a time of loving and sharing and-"
"Shut up, M'gann! I am not going to kiss Fish Sticks!"
"And I would never want to swap saliva with a jackass such as Roy!"
Rule #153 : No going to Vegas for a vacation.
The first thing Robin noticed when he woke up was that he had a splitting headache. The next thing he noticed was that he wasn't in the cave, and instead in a hotel room, and it was day outside. And, the last two things he noticed was that he was lying in the middle of the living room of said hotel room, and there were two leprechauns standing to the side, arguing in their language.
"What the-?" He asked, only to close his eyes and place his hand on his head as the splitting headache became more pronounced.
"Hey, you're finally awake!" Somebody told him, making him glare up at whoever had arrived just now.
"Wally?" He asked, seeing the man happily sipping at a Pepsi can.
"The one and only Rob... You know any Gaelic? Those leprechauns haven't stopped arguing since you and the rest passed out." Wally informed him, making Robin look at him as if he were crazy.
"P-passed out?" He croaked, only for the headache to show through once more.
He hissed as he rocked forwards so his forehead was placed on the floor, all the while Wally smiled at him, understanding what the younger was going through.
"Hey, don't worry, little guy. That's just your first hangover."
"Hangover?" Robin looked up at him in disbelief, making Wally's smile widen.
"Yeah, it's what you get when you drink too much."
Robin glared at him, only to be interrupted by somebody clearing their throat.
"I'm sorry, fellas, but I do need ta find Raquel. Do ye know where the lass is?" A big man with pale skin and bright red hair asked, making Wally smile while Robin just got even more confused.
"She's in the other room, Sheamus. You can take her with you if you'd like."
Sheamus nodded at him and walked out, leaving Robin confused out of his mind. "What's-" He started, only for Wally to cut him off.
"A WWE Superstar doing asking for Rocky? Apparently she won him in an auction yesterday night. Wayne Industries will be missing a lot of money, just so you know."
Robin sighed and fell back, letting his head hit the floor as he groaned, "I'm dead."
"Hey, at least you're not like Kaldur. He ended up buying a kind of fish called Stephanie... Which are now swimming in the sink..."
"Why the sink and not the bathtub?" Robin asked, his curiosity showing through.
Wally smiled down at him, then took another sip of his Pepsi. "The bathroom is filled with Zebras and Goats."
"Why-" Robin started, only for Wally to cut him off again.
"Zebras and Goats? Well, Zebras... They're Zebras, man... And the Goats is in honor of Daniel Bryan... Also because they are not busy eating every single Batsuit in existence."
"My Chimichanga!" Somebody yelled out from the other room, making both boys look up. "Wally, why the hell am I dressed in a Showgirl costume?!" Raquel yelled as she ran in, Sheamus following close behind.
Wally only shook his head, answering, "We all had a rough night, Rocky. Now go with the nice wrestler so he can go back to his job."
Raquel looked back at Sheamus, who was holding up a large jacket for her. "Let's go, lassie. Yer stuck with me fer a whole month." He told her, placing the jacket on her shoulders, then leading her out of the room.
"Have a good time in the Showbiz, Rocky!" Wally called, then smiled back at Robin, who was still surprised at what had happened.
But, before he could say anything else, Jason ran inside the room, dressed as a drag queen, then slammed the door, only for knocks to start pounding on the door.
"Jason?" Robin asked, now intrigued on what was happening.
"Shut up, Rob. Now give me some clothes, and I'll change in the bathroom." Jason growled, making Wally shrug.
"Sure thing." Then he ran out, got the clothes, and directed Jason towards the bathroom.
Once inside, Wally locked the door from the outside, making Jason start yelling and pounding as the zebras goats started to eat away at his dress.
"While you're in there, I'll give all your fans your phone number, okay, Jaybird?" Wally called from outside, smiling evilly as Jason started to scream bloody murder.
Robin looked at him surprised, then Wally snapped his fingers as he remembered something. "If things are awkward between Roy, Kaldur, and Artemis, they had a threesome and got married. Zatanna seems to be the only one that stayed safe tonight, but she somehow ended up in a relationship with those two..." He said, pointing at the arguing leprechauns.
Robin's eyes widened at the mention of his friend, and asked, "Where is she?"
Wally smirked at him, "Geez, Batman much? Don't worry. She's sleeping soundly in the sofa. See?" He said, pointing at the sofa in front of them, where Zatanna was curled up comfortably.
Robin sighed in relief, then asked, "So, let me get this straight. The two leprechauns over there are arguing over Zatanna, there are goats and zebras in the bathroom, and now they're eating away at Jason, who somehow turned into a drag queen, Kaldur bought a species of fish named Stephanie, and is now in a marriage with both Artemis and Roy, Raquel bought Sheamus for a whole month and became a Vegas showgirl, and I became extremely drunk?"
Wally nodded at this, "Oh! And don't forget the fact that there's a monkey swinging from the chandelier," He said, pointing up to show exactly that, "aaannnddd... you are now dating this midget right here." And then Robin found a midget woman who was staring at him with wide creepy eyes.
"Hello?" He asked uncertainly, only for the woman to continue staring.
"Setting things on fire brings me joy."
Robin stared at her in surprise, then turned back to Wally, who was trying not to laugh. "We're screwed!"
Yeah, the last one was so good; at least in my opinion; that I had to leave it for last. Please review.