Rule #156 : When watching Attack of the Clones, refrain from comparing anyone present with the clones.

"I said I was sorry, Supey! You're not a mindless drone like any of the awesome clones in that movie! Please don't kill me!" Wally yelled as Conner's hand slowly wrapped around his neck, cutting off his breathing.

"That's what you get for insulting so many clones!" Roy yelled from his spot on the farthest spot on the couch, sitting as far away as possible from Artemis and Kaldur.

"Ack! Ack! Dying here!" Wally choked out, Conner not loosening his grip.

Robin turned to M'gann, then whispered, "Maybe we should have watched Finding Nemo again. At least Wally wouldn't be half dead."

Rule #157 : The team is not allowed to choose who their godly parent would be.

"No! I am the child of Hermes! You're a jackass that belongs in a cabin with Hades!" Wally yelled as Robin glared at him.

"No! I am!" Robin yelled back, ducking just as Talisman was thrown over head by Roy.

"Stop trying to be the child of Apollo! I am, you jackass!" Roy yelled at him, seething as Artemis chuckled evilly from beside him. "What's so funny, Blondie?" He growled.

Artemis only smirked evilly, and said, "Oh, nothing, husband." She emphasized, making him sneer.

"We are going to have to get this marriage annulled, you do know that, right?" Kaldur asked, walking towards both of them.

Roy glared at him, but Wally stopped him. "We are not telling the anybody about our night in Vegas. Got it? If we did, My tattoos would be found out, Robin would have to leave his girlfriend, Zatanna would have to say goodbye to her leprechauns, you three would be even more awkward than ever, we'll lose our Zebras and Goats, and Rocky would have to give back the Irishman."

The three married people in the room frowned at this and crossed their arms simultaneously, while Robin nodded in agreement. Just then Raquel walked in with Sheamus following her, making Wally smile.

"What's up, Sheam'O?" He asked, speeding towards the older ginger with an ecstatic smile.

"Not much, fella. What are ye lads up to now?" He answered, shaking hands with Wally while looking at the rest of the kids.

Robin now jumped on his back, and said, "Oh, nothing. Just arguing over who our godly parents are."

Sheamus nodded, then pointed at Kaldur. "He would be Poseidon's kid. Blondie would be Apollo's along with Roy, Wally would be eider Hermes' or Dionysus kid, Zatanna would be Demeter's, Rocky would be Hermes' also, M'gann would be Demeter's, Conner would be Ares' and ye; lil' ninja; would be Dionysus without any complaint."

Robin looked at him with weird look, then asked, "Why would I be Dionysus?"

"And how do you know so much Greek Mythology?" Wally added.

Sheamus smiled down at both of them, and said, "Well, first time I met ye, fella, ye were drunk off yer arse. An', when yer on the road so much, you learn things."

All of the kids went over his words, then Kaldur said, "Why cannot I be the child of Zeus?"

And once more all of the arguing started.

Rule #158 : If you have a death wish, play the Batman Lego video game. That's all that will be said.

"No! Batman, let go of his neck! He's just a kid!" Flash yelled as he tried to pry Batman's hands off of Wally's neck, who was choking and trying to vibrate out of the grip.

"No. It's about time this idiot received tough love." Batman growled, squeezing tighter as Wally choked and gasped.

"Help! Help!" He spluttered like a fish, but nobody could do anything. His whole team was too scared to actually do anything to help him, and the rest of the League was plain old terrified of the Bat like this.

"What did he do this time? I'm sure it couldn't have been too bad!" Flash tried to reason, making Batman shake his head.

"He has crossed the line. He has painted my cave pink, he has vandalized the cave, he has stolen the batmobile... He has done a million things... Hell, he's even brought wrestlers into the Mountain! But this time... This time he crossed the line." Batman glared darkly at Flash, only slightly loosening his grip. "He has gone too far." The he went back to choking Wally.

"Kids! What did he do?" Flash asked, eyes wide as he pleaded silently for help.

"We tried to stop him, Flash. We really did... But he didn't listen!" Inertia told him, eyes wide with tears.

"What did he do?"

"He played Lego Batman!"

Rule #159: Starbucks should be avoided at all costs.

"OH! HERE'S A BANANA! THERE'S A BANANA! YOU'RE A BANANA!" Wally sang with wild eyes as he ran all around the kitchen, giggling wildly every time a pie splattered close to wherever he was.

"STOP MOVING, YOU DURTY KNACKER!" Robin yelled as he swore with those words Sheamus had taught him. "I JUST WANT TO PLAY!" He cackled wildly, throwing another pie.

"FUDGE YOU, MOTHER APPLES! GET IT? 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL APPLES?!" Artemis yelled out as she danced around the room with Kaldur and Roy following close behind, leashes secured to the tight collars on their necks.

"I LIKE CANDY!" M'gann sang, then screamed, "NO! NOT CANDY! COFFEE! YES, COFFEE!"

And Conner was just in the middle of the kitchen, being used as a tree as Zatanna and Rocket decorated him like a Christmas one.

"Santa's going to be so proud!" Zatanna squealed gleefully.

"For mother Russia, my friend. For mother Russia."

And as Batman stepped in, he walked out, shaking his head. "J'onn?"

"Yes?"

"We're going to have to destroy all of the Starbucks' in existence."

"Again?"

Rule #160: Giving Superboy a literal monkey suit is not conducive to your continued existence.

"No! Bad Monkey! You're supposed to eat the banana! Not choke Wally with the peeling." Robin yelled as he saw his best friend being choked by Conner in a monkey suit.

"Help! Help!" Wally yelled as Conner choked him tighter, his hands flailing wildly as the rest of the team ran into the room.

Raquel sighed at the sight, then asked, "How many times has he been choked today?"

Artemis opened up her miny notebook, and said, "Once by Conner in the morning, another because of the Bat, Ares started to choking him after lunch, then Bane got to him after dinner, and now by Conner again. So, adding this, five times."

"Eh. Nothing like his record." Kaldur shrugged, wrapping an arm around her.

"Still can't believe someone can survive twenty strangulation's in a day." Roy acknowledged, still standing to the side awkwardly.

"HELP! MONKEY GONE LOCO!"

For some odd reason, now I can only see Wally getting choked because of his actions. Please review.