Rule #161: Don't try to sneak up on a Bat, it won't work.

"Wally, I know you're there." Batman spoke as he typed into the bat computer.

"Damn it!"

"Seriously, what is wrong with my team?" Robin asked as he looked over Batman's shoulder, looking interested at the files of the various criminals.

"What do you mean, Robin?" Batman asked, still typing away.

"They keep thinking if they're quiet enough, they'll be able to sneak up on us."

At his words, a collective groan was heard.

"Stupid bats!"

Rule #162: We are not Indiana Jones, don't touch the golden egg, (or anything similar).

"Run, Conner! We've got the Crystall-y Golden Egg! Run!" Wally yelled as he ran away with a batarang under one arm, and a giant jewel under the other.

"Ah! Do you see that?!" Conner yelled out as he finally caught up to the ginger, looking behind him to see a giant rock rolling towards them.

"How the fuck is there one of those in a BatCave?!" Artemis suddenly yelled out, running beside both of them.

"Hey, Arty! Nice to see you! Where're hubby number one and two?" Wally asked her, forgetting about the giant rock that was about to crush the three of them.

"Shut up, Baywatch! Besides, if this is the golden egg, that means we're in an Indiana Jones movie, I'm the spunky woman that ends up with the main character. So, which one of you idiots is it?"

The three of them kept running deeper into the Batcave, while Conner frowned. "Wait, doesn't that mean you'd be cheating on Roy and Kaldur if you end up with either one of us?"

Artemis shrugged, jumping over a spike on the floor. "Hey, I'm basically cheating on Roy whenever I'm with Kaldur and cheating on Kaldur when with Roy, so this wouldn't be new."

Wally frowned at this also, "Well, no. You're married to both of them. Not to me nor Conner, so you would be cheating on them."

Artemis rolled her eyes at Wally, and said, "Hey, we're most probably going to get a divorce once Batman finds out."

This time Wally and Artemis dodged poisonous spikes while Conner just kept running, not affected at all.

"The Bat's not going to find out about Vegas, and you're not getting divorced either. Get it?" Wally growled at her, making her glare at him. "I don't want him to find out about anything we did."

Conner growled at their bickering, then asked, "Aren't we supposed to be running from the giant rolling ball?"

Both of them looked back at the rock, then noticed it had gotten closer.

"If we die it's your fault." Artemis told him simply, just continuing to run away.

Wally just stuck his tongue out and continued running with both his prizes.

Rule #163: Tickling wars will end badly.

"You dirty jackass!" Raquel yelled from her spot on the floor, glaring up at Wally, who was glaring at Robin.

"What the hell's wrong with you?! This is a tickle war, not a pie throwing contest!" He yelled at his best friend, who was only smiling evilly.

"There weren't any rules, Wally-poo."

"Get him!" Artemis suddenly yelled, tackling Conner as Kaldur and Roy grappled all over the floor.

"Take it to the bedroom, guys!" M'gann yelled at them, giggling as Zatanna laughed loudly.

"Fuck you, Martian!"

"Bonzai!" Deadpool yelled, jumping from his spot in the plants to shoot feathers at every team member.

"Get the crazy chicken!" Wally yelled, getting up from Raquel to tackle the fourth-wall breaker.

"Bad author! You're not supposed to tell the folks at home what I do!"

"Red rum! Red rum!" Wally screamed at him, a feather in his hand being held as if it were a knife.

Deadpool's eyes widened as he figured out that 'red rum' meant 'murder' and he took off running. "I'm sorry! I didn't know we weren't supposed to lose control in tickle wars!" He screamed like a woman as the whole team chased after him, feathers trailing after them.

"Red Rum!"

Rule #164: Even though someone interrupts your anime, you are still not allowed to attack them.

"Get the kriff out of the way, you fat ass!" Wally yelled as he glanced to the left, trying to watch the awesome fight between Naruto and Gara.

Yes, it was an old fight, but still one oft the best.

"What the hell's wrong with you, Baywatch?" Artemis asked, placing her hands on her hips as she cocked them to the left.

Wally glared at him, then, without any warning, he had lunged at her and managed to make them both crash through the television. "No one messes with my anime time!"

Rule #165: Stealing the answer sheet for a test does not count as practicing your stealth.

"I am so sorry, Principal Brown. I have no idea what's gotten into Wally. Really, I do not know what in blazes made him steal the test answers." Barry told the woman in front of him, glaring at his nephew every once in a while.

The woman sighed, shaking her head, "Mr. Allen, it is not uncommon for top students like Wally to feel like their stress is finally getting to them, so believe me when I say that this has not been the first time that a student has broken into school to take the test answers."

Barry nodded, but still glared down at Wally. "What will be his punishment?"

"He will most probably end in detention, but I must say, if you are having any problems in the house, please say so, Wally." She told him, looking at the boy now.

The red head only smiled widely, and said, "Well, Principal Brown, there is one thing. How come your last names Brown when you're skin colors white?"

The woman gasped at the question while Barry fell to the floor in shock, and Wally laughed. "No, but seriously, there is one thing. You see, my dearest uncle has this friend that's a therapist, that has told me many times that I have to get my impulses under control. So, to show him wrong I proved that I could be without stealing for a whole month!"

"Yet you still stole the test scores."

"Of course! I proved him wrong, I didn't have any other reason to not steal it! Sides, when I grow up I want to be a ninja just like my best friend. This is perfect training."

Principal Brown turned to Barry, who was looking down in shame, and said, "I believe we will have to take some more extreme measures with Wally."

Barry nodded, then got up, saying, "I'm going to step out and call my wife. She would want to know about what's going on with Wally."

Principal Brown nodded, then looked down at her desk, only to find that her laptop wasn't there. She looked up to see that Wally wasn't there anymore.

"WALLY!" She yelled, making Barry cringe from outside.

"Yeah, honey... We might have to take Wally to Canary again... He wants to be a ninja again and has gone back to stealing... Yeah, I'll tell his parents... No, we're not telling his teammates, God knows what they're doing right now."

"Okay, so Wally got the test results and her principal's laptop, Conner got a watch and wallet, Artemis stole some Peeps, Kaldur freed the lobsters, Roy freed the lions in the zoo, M'gann stole candy from a baby, Zatanna stole a book from her dad's library, and Robin stole kryptonite from the Bat... Not bad... Not bad at all." Jason nodded at them, smiling at his evil minions.

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