Rule #166: No making fun of Kid Flash in front of any villain. Apparently, they have all taken a liking to him.

"Well, well, well." Lex Luthor spoke as he walked in a circle around the downed heroes. "What do we have here? A failed experiment." He bit out, making Conner growl at him. "A waste of psychic ability." M'gann whimpered in pain, and then there was a growl from one of Luthor's associates.

Bane, Metallo, Bizarro, Harley, Red Hood, and Zoom were all there, most of them glaring at Luthor, but he just thought the glares were directed at Young Justice.

Then he lightly toed Robin, and continued, "A broken bird, A dumb blonde," He continued making Artemis growl from the muzzle she had on. "A failed magician, a submissive leader," Kaldur glared slightly at him, but there wasn't much more he could do, for he was so broken at the moment. "A hyperactive excuse for a hero." He said, making Raquel gasp in pain as he moved her arm with his foot. "And you." He finished, stepping in front of Wally.

Now all of the villains but Zoom were pissed off at the treatment of Young Justice, and Zoom was just angry at the fact that Luthor still hadn't paid him.

"You must be the worst here. You have superspeed, yet you can't seem to ever get it under control. You never know when to shut up, and you are the worst sidekick here."

Wally spit out the blood in his mouth, and with a lazy glare he answered, "Not... Sidekicks... Big mistake, buddy..."

And before Luthor could react, Bane had trampled over him, breathing heavily at the anger he felt. "You never mess with Kid Flash, burro peticon." Bane growled.

Then Red Hood toed towards the kids in the room along with Harley and Bizarro, then they all started to check over the kid's wounds. "You okay, Walls?" Red Hood asked, tilting the red head's chin up.

The boy smirked with a cut lip, and said, "Let the guys beat him up some, and I bet I'll be happy."

And with those words, all of the villains in the room attacked Luthor, the bald man yelling out in pain.

"I thought you hated Kid Flash, Zoom!"

Zoom growled and kicked Luthor hard in the ribs, and said, "Yeah, I may not like him, but I'm the only one who can hurt him. Mess with the kids again, you mess with us, Luthor."

Rule #167: Never allow Robin or Kid Flash to even look at a gender-bending machine. That never ends well.

"Oh. My. Gosh. It's Batwoman!" Robin yelled, looking in surprise at the woman who was in his mentor's place.

"Shut up, Robin." The woman growled, but Robin was smiling happily.

"I got a woman mentor! I got a woman mentor!"

Then Flash sped in, being chased by Superman Woman, Wonder Man, a female Flash, a female Guy, a male Black Canary, and a female Green Arrow.

"This is so weird!" M'gann gasped, eating Oreo's from her spot floating next to Martian Manhunter.

The female martian nodded, then asked, "Would you like some milk, M'gann?"

"No thank you, Uncle- I mean Aunt- J'onn. I'm okay."

Then Conner walked in, followed by a female Talisman and a normal Red Hood. "Maybe this wasn't their best idea." Talisman noted, tugging her shirt down to not feel so dirty. "Why did I wear a stomach revealing shirt?"

Zatanna and Raquel walked towards them, then smiled at the white haired female. "I don't know, Talisman. You don't look so bad right now. You sure can rock that shirt better now."

Talisman blushed at her words, and said "I don't know why, but I feel like we'll regret this later in the day."

And just as she said this, Wally's chokes were heard as Superwoman managed to wrap her hands around his neck.

"Yep, we'll so regret this later on." Red Hood noted, then took off running to try to save his partner in crime.

Rule #168: Do not attempt to kidnap a Flash or Kid Flash from another universe.

"How could you guys do this?!" An adult Wally West yelled at the super's that were kneeled in front of him. "I die! So what?! That does not give you the right to go all Fidel Castro on the world and become dictators!"

Wonder Woman opened her mouth to say something, but Wally just glared at her. "I didn't die! I almost did, but those kids saved me!" He yelled, pointing at the Young Justice team. "Couldn't you have waited a few months? I was up and running after a week here."

"But we did wait a month, Wally. You were gone... We saw you die..."

"No, you saw Luthor shoot at a clone made by Zatanna. Did you see the dust around the blood?!"

Superman kept his head down as Wally continued scolding them, and the young Wally leaned towards Robin. "I think you're pissed."

"Wouldn't you be if you didn't die and your friends went all dictator on their world?" Robin answered back.

Wally nodded in agreement, then said, "Yeah... You're right... Wanna get ice cream?"

Rule #169: Do not try to make Wally believe in magic.

"Fairy dust!" Zatanna yelled, throwing large amounts of glitter into Wally's face.

"Ah! MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN!" He yelled in pain, his eyes quickly growing red and watering.

Then he took off running all around the room, leaving Zatanna wincing. "That might not have been my best idea.

Rule #170: Young Injustice cannot be Young Justice in their civilian lives.

"Wally? What are you doing here?" Barry asked as the young ginger walked down the stairs, still in his pajamas.

"Decided to stay home from school today, Uncle B. You know, a sick day." Wally answered, grabbing some food from the fridge and sitting down to eat.

Barry was shocked at this, then asked, "But didn't you have a test today?"

Wally shrugged as he served up his cereal, and said, "Eh, who knows?"

"Wally! You can't skip school like this! It's unethical!" Barry scolded, then looked down. "Sides, your aunt would kill me if I let you do that."

Wally smirked at this, finished his cereal, and said, "Don't worry Uncle B, technically, I'm in school." And with that, Wally left.

That day, Barry was called by Wally's mother, Mary. "Barry! What the hell has the Bat done to my child?!" She screeched, making Barry wince.

"Mary, what do you mean?"

"I was called by the school today! Apparently, Wally started a food fight, flicked the middle finger at his English teacher, stole food from the vending machines, and stole the test results from other teachers!"

Barry face palmed, and mumbled, "Mary, I think I know what really happened today. Let me... Just let me talk to the Bat."

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