Rule #171: Babies are cute, but they are not shields to use whenever your mentor is angry. That is just dangerous and heartless.

"Wally, drop the child." Batman growled with one arm raised, ready to throw a batarang at the ginger as soon as he let the small child go.

"No!" Wally yelled stubbornly, holding onto the cooing infant tighter.

"Wally, let. Him. Go."

"Are you going to throw that batarang at me?"

"Let him go and we'll see."

"I don't make deals with the devil!" Wally yelled out, grabbing the child with one hand while pointing directly at Batman.

"And I don't make deals with idiots, but it seems we're going to have to step out of our comfort zones today." Batman told him, slowly dropping the batarang. "Now put the kid down and I won't throw the batarang at you."

Wally examined him for a while, then placed the child down on the floor and quickly sped out of the room, making Batman sigh and shake his head. "This is low, Wally... Even for you..."

Rule #172: Do not alter statues in the Hall of Justice.

"Quick! We have to finish this before anyone else arrives!" Wally yelled as he sped around his teammates who were all hard at work trying to deface the statues in the Hall of Justice.

Seriously, the League should know better than to leave all of them alone while they traveled into space. It's dangerous and stupid. And not to mention it could cause World War Three if the kids weren't feeling up to sharing in that particular day.

As Wally ran around, helping whoever needed help, Conner was busy drawing a handlebar moustache on Superman's statue while M'gann defaced Wonder Woman's by drawing a dress on hers. Just don't ask. Robin was giddily painting a Hitler moustache on Batman's while Jason drew what seemed to be a Nazi uniform. Zatanna and Artemis were helping M'gann with hers, and they were just focusing on the main three heroes of the League.

"What is going on here?!" Suddenly someone yelled up at them, making everybody look down from their masterpieces to see Green Arrow.

They all were quiet and stiff as Green Arrow glared at them, waiting to be scolded by him... But that never happened. His frown slowly became a smile, and he asked, "And how come I wasn't invited?!"

Rule #173: Do not create ring tones for the Zeta Beams.

"I think I'm cute,
I know I'm sexy,
I got the looks,
That drive the girls crazy!"

That was the song that met Batman as he passed the Zeta Beam into the Mountain, making his eyebrow twitch. "ROBIN!"

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in!
So shame on me!"

Taylor swift burst out as Jason walked into the mountain, making him smirk slightly. "You know, Robin, make it a metal version and not this Taylor Swift crap, and I'll be more than happy to keep this song as my own!"

"I hear voices in my head,
They counsel me,
They understand,
They talk to me!"

Martian Manhunter raised an eyebrow as he heard this song, wondering just why it was this that the team had chosen for him. Seriously, he knew that the team had been choosing ring tones for the Zeta Beams, but he never though that they would use a song like that for him.

"I do not believe I am schizophrenic, children." He pointed out as he saw Wally grinning wildly, which only made his smile widen.

"We know!" And with that the boy ran out, leaving the Martian confused.

Annoying Irish sounding music balsted through the mountain as soon as Guy entered, making him groan out in annoyance. "I've told you once, and I'll tell you again you annoying twats! I'm not a Leprechaun!"

Then before he could scream out anything else, he heard Wally yelled, "Look! Hornswoggle's cousin! Get him!" Then Guy was tackled by Wally and Robin, with the rest of the team cheering as he tried to wrestle out from their grasps.

"Get him! I want his pot of gold!"

"She's a man eater!
Make you work hard,
make you send hard,
make you want more of her love!"

Wonder Woman growled in anger as she heard her song, then went into a rampage as soon as she heard Robin and Wally giggling at her.

"Maybe this wasn't our best idea!"

"I'm here to show the world,
I'm here to show the world!"

Dolph Ziggler's annoying theme song blasted as Flash walked into the room, making him smile as the team was gathered there, a giant cake in the arms of Wally and Conner.

"I though the Bat said no more theme songs?" He asked, walking towards the group of teens to hug each one and thank them for remembering his birthday.

"Well, after much persuading, he allowed us to leave the songs as long as we changed Superman's and his."

Flash nodded, then asked, "Which did you assign to them?"

"It changed between 'Sexy Boy' and Darth Vader's theme for Batman... And 'White and Nerdy' and... 'Teenage Dirtbag' for Superman."

Flash thought about this, then nodded. "He is a dirtbag."

Rule #174: Do not take the mask of a Leaguer and replace it with another.

"Where the hell is my mask, Wally?" Batman growled as he shoved the red head close to him, the boy's head hitting the beak on Batman's new mask.

Wally smiled like a smart-ass, and said, "I believe the right term for that is a cowl Batman."

Before the Bat could growl at him, Green Arrow stepped into the room, wearing the exact item he was looking for. "Anyone seen my mask? I can't find it anywhere."

Batman growled and ripped the cowl from Arrow, then threw Hawkman's mask at the blonde and walked away. "Geez, what got into him?"

Wally shrugged, then in walked Shining Knight and Hawkman, the blonde wearing Green Arrow's mask while Hawkman wore Shining Knight's hat thing. "I believe this is what you are looking for, friend." Shining Knight says, peeling off the mask to hand it to Ollie.

The older smiles and nods, then gives the mask back to Hawkman, "How come the Bat's the only one that's mad at this?" Hawkman asks, putting his mask on while staring off in the direction the Bat had left.

Wally smiled evilly at them, then said, "I sometimes wonder if he's either pregnant or menopausal."

Rule #175: When we told you to not get involved in politics, we also meant you cannot found or make your own country.

"Welcome to Young Justice-Utopia!" Kid Flash announced as he stood on the grand stage, smiling at the giant crowd assembled in front of him. "The only place on this Earth made for kids by kids!"

There was a large round of applause at these words, making his smile widen. Now Aqualad stepped forward, his smile much more tame compared to Kid's. "I would just like to say that it is an honor to see such a big turn out, but I cannot say I am surprised, seeing as how we 'kidnapped' most of you."

Now everybody laughed, making Kaldur chuckle along. "In this Utopia there is no such thing as crime, for children do not have enough malice in their hearts to steal. They do not have enough malice for greed, for dishonesty, for cruelty. Here, we will raise you correctly, where all kids will be safe, and as soon as you have reached the age of an adult, you will be allowed to leave or stay..."

And M'gann stepped forward, smiling kindly. "And no matter what path you choose, you will always be allowed to return, for you can even come back when in retirement age, and you will be cared for."

There were giant cheers at this, for now everybody was feeling safe. "Our heroes, now our government leaders! Hoo-rah!" Somebody yelled, starting a loud chorus of cheers and 'Hoo-rahs!'

Kid Flash smiled as he elbowed Robin from on the stage, and said, "We so should have done this earlier."

"Now, there shall of course be jobs. But the eldest shall work five days a week, for about nine hours, and everyone will be sustained by the government. And no need for education, for everybody will go to school, the youngest on a strict schedule, but the eldest will be able to fit in time in between work."

More cheers came from his words, for every child they had recruited for their island was feeling happy and ecstatic. They left their old families, but so what? They now had real families, one of superheroes that promised to keep them safe and take care of them.

"A toast!" Red Hood suddenly announced, raising his beer in a can of Coke. That was the only way he would be allowed to drink. "A toast to the brilliant minds of Young Justice and Injustice, for finally making a perfect world for the children!"

And everyone raised their sodas, some of the younger children lifting up lollipops they had taken from the bushes on their walk towards the town square. "May Young Justice-Utopia thrive and prosper, and may your lives be forever fruitful!"

"Now to the water park!" Kid Flash whooped, jumping down from the stage to lead the charge to the park.

Yep, this would have been a perfect world for children.

Yeah... Maybe I should write a story of Young Justice-Utopia... But, of course, making it into a distopia and our wonderful heroes being the ones that make it into a utopia once more... What do you think?

Also, 'Sexy Boy', 'Voices', Hornswoggle's theme, and 'Show Off' belong to WWE and their Superstars. 'Maneater' belongs to Nelly Furtado and 'Trouble' belongs to Taylor Swift. I do not own any of these songs, though I would love to meet Hornswoggle and Shawn Michaels... Anyways, please review.