Rule #176: You are not to be the ambassador to or of any country.
"We are here on behalf of Young Justice-Utopia, the country that you want to annhilate because you believe children cannot run anything solid." Aqualad announced, glaring up the people assembled in the UN building.
Beside him stood Kid Flash, his usual smile gone and replaced with a serious frown. And on his other side stood Red Hood, also glaring up at all of the people in front of them. They had finally managed to make children's dreams come true, and now the adults wanted that all to go away because they believed children cannot do anything for themselves.
"Aqualad, Kid Flash, Red Hood, stand down." Superman spoke, floating down so he could see them face first. "There is no need for you to get involved in this."
Aqualad glared at him heatedly, ready to cuss the man out, but Kid Flash beat him to it. "Now listen here, you prick, this is our country, our government, our people. We've worked hard to do all of this, and now you want us to let you bulldoze over it? Oh Chimichanga no."
President Barack Obama cleared his throat at this, then leaned towards Flash, and asked, "Is this what you meant about them believing in a chimichanga god?"
Flash nodded, and said, "Yeah, but it's nothing compared to what they do to heroes that remind them of a mythological creature."
Obama nodded, then stood up, walking towards the young heroes. "Kid Flash, Aqualad, Red Hood, may I say it is an honor to finally be able to meet you, but we have to get down to business. We cannot allow your country to thrive, because it is so dangerous. And let's not even get into the fact that you have kidnapped most of the population of your island, because then it would get to the more legal issues."
The three boys in front of him crossed their arms, none of them liking what was being said. They were going to lose their country, no matter how much they worked for it.
"I have an idea!" Kid Flash announced, interrupting Obama mid-speech. Truth be told, he hadn't even been paying attention. "What if we give the kids back, but you don't shut us down? You know, make Young Justice-Utopia like a vacationing get away?"
Aqualad and Red Hood looked at each other, not quite sure if they liked this, but they sure as hell liked it more than having to close down the country forever.
Obama smiled at him, then offered him his hand. "I think we have found a perfect agreement, Mr. Flash."
Rule #177: You cannot paint any Green Lantern's costume yellow and accuse him/her of joining the Sinestro Corp.
Wally snickered evilly as he fingered the handle of the bucket, ready to be evil today. Just as he was getting impatient; because seriously, he has been standing there for a full minute!; Green Lanterns Hal and Guy walked by, making him jump in front of them and throw the paint straight on them.
"Ah! Wally! What're you doing?!" Hal yelled, shielding his eyes from the paint.
"You stupid, good for nothing, jackassy TROGLODYTE!" Guy yelled at the same time, making Wally smirk evilly.
Then he put both his hands on his face in true 'Home Alone' fashion, and yelled, "AH! TWO LANTERNS HAVE TURNED TO SINESTRO!"
After that, Hal and Guy chased Wally all throughout the Watchtower, all the while most of the League wondered why they were stuck with this insanity.
Rule #178: From now on, you are forbidden from using or buying paint. Heck, you cannot even look at anything that was to do with painting.
"Wally! I'm bored!" Robin yelled as he rolled over in the couch, his controller falling onto the floor.
Wally growled in frustration at his best friend, and threw his wad of paper at him. "Shut up, Rob! We can't do many things now!"
"What do you mean?"
Wally smacked his own face, and said, "Don't you remember? We're not supposed to do anything anymore... We can't paint, we can't listen to music, we can't dance... There's nothing."
"Stupid Artemis and Roy and Kaldur... It's their fault for abusing the paint..." Then he turned to Wally, and said, "You know, it's also partly your fault, Wally."
Wally raised an eyebrow, then Robin sighed once more. "Who here decided it would be a good idea to paint both Green Lanterns yellow?"
Wally pouted and crossed his arms, then said, "Inertia told me it would be a good idea."
Robin only rolled his eyes, then looked down at his hands. "Wanna go see wrestling?" He asked after a long period of silence, making Wally's face brighten.
"Let's go watch Sheamus beat Santino's ass!"
Rule #179: Due to recent events, you are forbidden from using the mountain's hacking system without prior approval.
"Oh, come on, Batman! It was Luthor! It's not like he doesn't have enough money to pay for another house!" Wally and Inertia both yelled at the same time, speedily following after Batman as he stalked through the halls of the Watchtower.
"How did you two even get up here?" Batman growled, making both speedsters chuckle nervously.
"Hacking system?"
Batman growled in frustration at them, then glared at the gingers. "What were you two thinking? Lex Luthor is one of the men you never go against, especially when you're in the League! He has enough money and influence to make the whole world turn against us!"
They both shrugged, then looked at each other. Really, they were so much like twins that it really creeped the League out. Or, were they the same because they were the same person? Anyways, Wally answered, "If he does have all of that, why hasn't he attacked yet?"
Batman growled in frustration at this, then got ready to just smack Wally. Before his fist could connect though, Inertia grabbed it and flipped the Bat over.
"Don't. Touch. Me." Inertia growled, making Wally smile and wrap his arm over his shoulder.
"Want some ice cream?" Wally asked, and they both started to walk away, starting to discuss over what the best flavor was.
Batman could only blink after them, wondering just what the heck had happened.
Rule #180: You are not allowed to prank call super villains.
"Hello? Who is this?" The Joker asked as he picked up the phone, pawing at his eyes to get the drowsiness out of them.
"Is your refrigerator running?" a gruff voice on the other side asked, making the man pull a face.
"Of course it's running, you idiot. Why would it not-"
"Then you better go catch it!" And before he could answer to this, the other person on the phone hung up.
"What the hell?"
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