Rule #181: Arkham Asylum is not a playground.
"Go long!" Kid Flash yelled at the Joker, who was holding out his arms to catch the football that the red head was offering.
"I got it! I got it!" The Riddler announced, chasing after the ball that KF threw, only to smack against Bane's chest, making the Mexican growl.
"Have you no shame?" He growled, patting his giant pink dress down so that it wasn't wrinkled anymore. "Miss Martian and Zatanna spent a lot of time making this dress, and now you come here to soil it?"
Miss Martian floated next to the angry man, then patted his arm, "Don't worry, Bane. Just ignore him and let's go back to our tea party."
Both of them turned, only to see Zatanna wearing a poofy purple dress while Poison Ivy wore a green one. "More sugar cubes, Ms. Ivy?" Zatanna asked kindly, leaning forward in the table to be able to do us.
"Marco!" Aqualad yelled, his hands covering his eyes.
"Polo!" Trickster yelled from behind a stone statue, making Aqualad start walking in his direction.
"Marco!" Aquald called again, only for Trickster to suddenly pop in behind a guard on the other side of the garden of Arkham.
"Polo!"
"One. Two. Three. Four." Robin started counting up to one hundred, Jason, Artemis, and Harley giggling as they hid in a tree not too far from him.
"Ten!" Harley called,
"Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen." Robin continued with the count, making the giggles intensify.
"Forty!" Artemis told him, stifling her giggles.
"Forty one. Forty two. Forty three." Robin announced, making their giggles intensify once more.
"Zero! One!" Jason announced, then started giggling wildly when Robin started counting once more.
"Sic him!" Conner yelled at Wolf, who was chasing after the penguin, whom had stolen Conner's banana. "Give me my banana back, you stupid flightless bird!" Conner growled as he chased after the two, leaving Raquel looking all over the garden, not quite understanding what was going on.
"Am I in alternate universe?" She asked aloud, looking at Killer Croc, who was next to her.
The Lizard man only shrugged, and asked her, "Want to go for a swim? I know a very good spot right next to here."
Raquel thought about this, then dodged an explosive grenade, which was thrown by Robin at Jason, who threw it towards them. "Sure, why not?"
Rule #182: No more Three Stooges.
"Hey, Wally?" M'gann asked as she walked into the Living Room, her hands behind her back.
Wally was reading a book on the couch, and he looked up, wondering what M'gann was up to now. "What's up, Megs?" He asked.
She only smiled wildly, then before he could react, there was a pie in his face, and M'gann's cackling filled the room. Wally growled in anger, and called after the fleeing Martian, "Vigilante said no more Three Stooges!"
Robin now walked into the room, wondering what happened this time. He looked at Wally, who was now licking the pie from his face, and asked, "Hadn't Batman said that from before?"
Wally shrugged and taking a lick from his finger he said, "Since when do we listen to him?"
Rule #183: No cinnamon challenge.
"Do it! Do it! Do it!" Wally, Raquel, Artemis, Zatanna, Roy, and Jason chanted, while Conner, M'gann and Kaldur stood to the side, feeling weary of what Robin was going to do now.
"Are you sure this is safe?" Kaldur asked, seeing Robin raising the giant spoon to his mouth.
"Of course it's safe, Kal. I'm not stupid." Robin told him, and with a roll of the eyes, he downed the brown substance.
At first he started choking, and after he had spit out; which made the bad influences in the room groan; he started to yell out, his lips starting to swell and his mouth starting to burn.
"It burnth! It burnth!" He lisped, starting to run around the room, trying to find water to stop the burning.
He ran out of the room, heading towards the kitchen, leaving his friends behind. Jason humphed at this, which made everyone turn to him. "Didn't think he was still allergic."
Kaldur was surprised at this, and he quickly jumped the older boy, grasping his collar tightly. "Robin is allergic to cinnamon? And you knew this, but still allowed him to do this stupid challenge?"
Jason shrugged from underneath, and said, "Didn't think he still was. Not my fault the kid's too stupid to remember his own allergies."
Rule #184: No more ponies.
"Run, Speedy! Run!" Wally yelled as he ran around the dirt track on his half-robot horse.
"This is so fun!" M'gann told him telepathically as she passed him on her green horse.
"Am I ridding this thing correctly?" Conner asked, his hand placed on the butt of the horse.
"I don't think so, Conny!" Artemis told him, running around on her blonde horse.
Suddenly, almost as if it was planned, all of the horses threw their riders on the ground, then ran towards the center of the track, where they started to form a giant horse robot.
The kids only stared in shock as the giant horse pointed down at them, then neighed loudly.
"You know what we should do?" Wally asked, eyes locked on the giant hoof that was directed at them.
"What?" Artemis gulped, looking away from the horse to Kaldur, who was just as surprised.
"Run!" Wally yelled, shuffling to get up, kicking up sand and dust.
"Baywatch! You idiot!" Artemis yelled, the sand falling into her mouth.
"Come on, Artemis." Kaldur said, getting up and pulling the blonde with him, then started to lead her away as the giant horse started to follow the running teens.
"Not even a normal day!" Jason cursed, "Not even my beer! You never mess with the beer, you jackass!" He yelled at the horse, only for a giant hoof to be thrown at him. "Nope, not sorry."
"Shut up and keep running!" Robin growled at him, only to almost be stomped by the giant horse. "How the hell did this happen?!"
"I blame Science!" Zatanna called, jumping over a picnic box.
Wally scoffed in indignation, then said, "Well, I blame Magic! Which doesn't exist, by the way!"
"Shut up or I'll shut you up!" Conner growled at both his friends, only for a giant hoof to crush him.
Everybody stopped running at the sight, and the giant horse smirked. Almost saying 'I win.'
"Get that mother bucker!" Wally yelled, then before anyone else could do anything, he was running up the horse's leg and attacking it.
"Not even one day! Why not a day?! That's all I ask for!" Robin yelled at the sky, then started attacking, along with the rest of the team.
Rule #185: We do not care how cute it is, how much Wolf likes it, how much you love it, or what will happen if we don't take it in, we are not taking in anymore creatures!
"Oh, come on, Batman! Look at her!" Wally pleaded, holding up a blue colored ball thing. Apparently it was called a Marill. "Come on, if I keep it, I can train it, then become the most awesomest Pokemon trainer ever!"
Batman growled at him, feeling a headache coming on, and said, "No. That's the end of it."
"Go, Wolf, go! Catch it!" Wally said in a baby voice, holding up his Marill as Wolf jumped after it. "Come on, you can do it!"
"Marill! Marill-Mar!" The poor blue Pokemon was scared, the giant canine snapping and biting after it.
"Wally, what did I say about that thing?" Batman growled as he walked into the scene, glaring at the boy. "Get rid of it."
"But, Batman! If we don't take them in, they're going to die!" Wally dry sobbed loudly, making Batman sigh loudly.
"Wait, them?" He asked, swiveling around in his chair to see Wally buried underneath a mountain of different Pokemon. Pikachu, Marill, Charmander, Squirtle, and Luxio were some of them, making Batman's headache increase.
"Please! We can't leave them out in the cold cruel world! They'll die!"
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