Rule #191: If a member of the Team has a significant other outside of the business, and is then dumped by said significant other, you are not allowed to torment the ex.
"So; Tula, am I right?" Wally asked a bound Atlantean, her clothing having been replaced by standard Land dwelling clothing.
She had her arms behind the chair, a cloth on her face, and there was dirt all over her face.
"Who are you?" Tula asked, looking up at the roof, not knowing what she was looking for.
"I am a friend of a friend of yours, and you have broken the heart of said person." Wally answered, inspecting the feather he was going to use as a torture method.
Tula now scrunched her face up in thought, but before she could say anything else, Robin entered the room, a sick smirk on his face.
"This the girl that broke his heart?" Robin asked, glaring heatedly at the teenage girl sitting there.
"That she is, now, how about we get to the fun?" Wally asked him, making Tula gasp.
"W-what fun? What are you talking about?" Tula stuttered out, now shaking her head from side to side to find her kidnappers.
"Did you know one American dies every year from being tickled?" Wally asked, now nearing her. "Shall we see if it counts for Atlanteans."
Then he started ticking Tula, his and Robin's maniacal laughs merging with Tula's own of anguish. Oh, what Kaldur would do to them if he found out what they were doing right now.
Rule #192: If you feel displeased with how the press portrays you, please deal with it in a CONSTRUCTIVE manner. I don't care how satisfying it is, you may not sic Wolf on the next reporter you see.
"Go, Wolf! See, he has bacon around his neck!" Wally told the giant animal, pointing at the reporters in the room, all whom were bound with a bacon necklace around their necks.
"Wait! Who are you and why are you doing this?" A brave woman, Lois Lane, asked, making Wally smirk evilly.
"Quite simple, actually. You bash on heroes, I use heroes best friend to attack you. See? Not much Science to it!" Then there was a growl and Wolf was eating the bacon necklace of Kat, making the blonde start screaming out.
"Stop calling them sidekicks, or worse will happen!"
Rule #193: No more glitter wars. This is getting out of hand.
"Adam Lambert, I choose you!" Wally announced, pointing at Robin, who was dressed up in a miniature costume of the pop singer.
"Lady Gaga, I choose you!" M'gann yelled, pointing at Artemis, who was wearing a meat dress, much like Lady Gaga.
"I believe this has gone too far." Kaldur said as he sat on the couch, Jason and Roy on his right, Zatanna, Raquel, and Conner on his left.
"Mm-hmm." Jason nodded, munching on some popcorn. "Still funny as hell, though."
"No! Bad Wolf! You don't eat the dress! You eat Artemis!" M'gann scolded, Wolf starting to gnaw on the skirt of the meat dress.
"M'gann!"
"What? I worked all night on that!"
Rule #194: You are not to spread rumors of various heroes hooking up with villain
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Rule #195: Conner is Superman's clone. Not his illegitimate child. Stop with the rumors.
"Step right up! Step right up! And hear our tales of the Justice League!" Wally announced as he stood on top of a big table, getting the attention of many wrestlers.
They weren't used to seeing children sitting in casinos all by themselves; heck, they just didn't see any children in casinos at all; so they were intrigued to want to hear what the kids had to say. Sheamus was the first to sit down, taking a spot next to Wally and leaving one open for his good friend, William Regal.
"Come on, Will! Ye have ta hear what these kids say!" The Irishman announced, throwing his arm over the back of the booth, which made Wally hug him.
"Sheamus, can you adopt me? I promise, I'm potty-trained an I know to not eat the couch!" Wally pleaded, trying to use the puppy dog eyes.
Sheamus only chuckled, ruffled the younger red head's hair, and said, "Maybe later, Walls. Now get ta the stories!"
Wally nodded, then smiled as he saw everyone else that had decided to sit down. John Cena, Randy Orton, The Miz, Yoshi Tatsu, Hornswoggle, Zack Ryder, Kaitlyn, a man dressed in a teddy bear suit, a clown, a pair of contortionist sisters, Rey Mysterio, and Daniel Bryan were some of the faces he recognized.
"To start off, I would like you to know that my name is Barry Allen, my friend over here," He pointed at Conner, "Is Clark Kent, the midget with sun-glasses is Alfred Wayne, next to him is Raquel Amistad, next to her is Amanda Zatarra, next to her is Jade Crock, next to her is Arthur Curry, next to him is Jason Wayne, next to him is Ollie Harper, and the beautiful red head at the end is Megan Jones."
Everybody nodded at the names, some silently laughing at the fact they stole their mentors names or last names, and Wally continued, "And, my Chimichanga! You won't believe what we heard!"
"What did you hear, kid?" John Cena asked, both enjoying this and wondering how the kids got inside the club.
"Soo-wee! I done heard that there is such a thing as a villain dating a hero!"
Everyone in the table was quiet, then Daniel spoke. "Um, who, exactly, are dating?"
"Now, you may not like to hear this, but I done heard that Batman, Catwoman, and the Joker have been having steamy one night stands for quite a while!"
There quickly were groans and screams from the wrestlers, the images filling their poor brains. "My God! Why?! Why?!" John Cena yelled, clutching his head as he pictured the Batman gagged with the Joker in-in-in-in... It's too horrible!
Many of the kids snickered at this, then Kaldur spoke, "Maybe we shouldn't speak about such a thing, Barry. How about what you have on Luthor?"
Wally smiled happily at this, then made motions for everyone to get closer to him. "You see Clark Kent over here? Illegal son of the bald headed millionaire!"
Again there were groans and screams of shock and disgust, most people wondering who was the poor woman that Luthor impregnated.
"No! I must've heard wrong, cause I think the kid said Clark over there is Luthor's love child!" Randy Orton shook his head, losing his usual calm and stoic composure.
"No, I am sorry, but, you have heard correctly!" Wally announced to them, smiling broadly as he looped an arm around Conner's wide shoulders.
"You can't be telling the truth!" Zack Ryder gasped, holding onto the cat named Gazpacho.
Apparently, after their little Vegas episode, Zack, Gazpacho, and Gunther all teamed up and started causing havoc wherever they went. Right now they were working on making a few of the wrestler's lives miserable.
"Nope, Mr. Ryder, you have heard correctly!" Robin announced from his spot next to Conner, all dressed up in a sharp suit. "Our friend, Conner here, is the illegitimate child of Lex Luthor, and the bastard won't even pay him to shut up!"
There were gasps and murmurs of disdain all around the table, mostly from the contortionist twins and Kaitlyn. "This is sick, dawg!" The man in the teddy bear suit announced, then promptly left, making most people stare after him.
"Was he here when we started this?" Mysterio asked, pointing at the retreating mascot.
Wally nodded, then said, "But, the worst part is," lowering his voice with each word.
A dramatic pause was what he wanted, and that is exactly what he got. All of the people in the table leaned towards him, making him smile wickedly, "The worst part is... Luthor doesn't pay child support!"
Again screams from everybody, and Jason smirked, "How about we take some shots to forget about this?"
Everyone in the table agreed.
I could not help myself. I just had to have the team knowing more than one wrestler. Please review.