Rule #196: Superboy having half of Luthor's DNA does not make him his full son. Which means you cannot hack into Luthor's account and take money for Conner, no matter what occasion.

"Okay, because Conner is so awesome," Zack Ryder spoke, looking at all of the kids around him. "We will hack into Luthor's bank account and take all we need to buy him a birthday party, and it's going to be SSIIIIIIIIICCCKKK!" He yelled out in true Ryder form, making Robin hiss at him.

"Shut up, Ryder! You want us to get caught?"

Now the whole team was wearing true to meaning Cat-burglar suits, which meant they were all dressed in black, along with cat ears, noses, and even whiskers. Don't ask. Zack Ryder was dressed the same, while Gunther and Gazpacho were wearing miniature version of the suits.

"You know, you just have to love good old Luthor paranoia. Leaving all his money in his safe instead of taking it to a bank." Wally smirked, crossing his arms as Robin worked.

They were all standing in the middle of Lex Luthor's office, which was accessible to them because of the time they had chosen to come here. You don't usually find Lex in the office and two o'clock in the morning.

"That is true." Kaldur nodded, smiling as Artemis wrapped her arm around his waist. "I believe Conner deserves this."

Conner blushed from the other side of the room, grumbling a short thanks. He never had been one for many words.

Zack smiled as Kaldur leaned against Roy, making him shake his head. Just how did three teenagers end up in a marriage? Really, this Superhero world is just way too weird.

"And we're in. Take all you can before the alarm goes off in ten minutes." Robin told them, bolting into the now open safe.

Wally ran in, falling into a routine of getting all the money he could, running out, then returning for more money. Everybody in the room helped get the money, even Gazpacho and Gunther, the cat placing money in a bag with her mouth, and the Penguin waddling inside while muttering "Wenk. Wenk. Wenk." as she tried to get as much money.

Zack smiled up at the building from the bottom, then looked at the teens as the alarm rung. "Wow, Conner, you have awesome friends."

Conner nodded, then motioned to the left. "We really should be going. The police are a few minutes away."

And leave they did.

Rule #197: Do not make do your homework while on a mission.

"Jason, what's a noun?!" Kid Flash yelled over the fighting grunts and screams, sitting behind giant crates.

"How do you not know what a noun is?!" Harley screamed at him, trying to hit Miss Martian with her giant mallet.

"Kid Flash, stop doing your homework and complete the mission!" Red Arrow growled, but Kid Flash only shook his head.

"I have to finish this for tomorrow, Red Arrow! If I don't, I won't get a gold star!"

Jason suddenly landed next to him, and crouched down. "What grade are you, first?"

Kid Flash shrugged, and said, "Well, they still give us gold stars because it's the only way to actually get us to behave."

Jason nodded at this piece of information, then said, "Well, that actually makes sense. Especially because you're in the classroom."

Instead of fighting him, Wally nodded at his friend, then asked, "Can you help me? Seriously, English is pure evil."

Jason shrugged and sat down next to his friend, taking the pencil from him. "Okay, a noun is a person, place, idea, thing... So, 'Batman' in 'Batman's such an ass' is?"

"Evil?"

Jason snickered at this, shaking his head. "Close, no, Batman is the Subject, while also a noun."

Wally growled in frustration at this, then said, "I'll never understand this! English is the worst thing ever!"

The fighting sounds had subsided due to Jason stopping to help Wally, which made everyone in the room curious. "I can be of help!" Harley announced, jumping away from Miss Martian and cartwheeling towards the two crouching boys. "I have a PhD."

They both stared up at her, then shrugged. "Okay. So, explain. Please?" Wally said.

She smiled down at him, then started to explain grammar to the confused ginger. As the three did this, the fighting died down completely and the kids grabbed their backpacks from the bio-ship.

"I have Math homework that's killing me!" M'gann announced, making Joker's ears perk up.

"Yeah, me too. I really hate quadratic equations right now." Artemis added, then gasped when the Joker was suddenly in front of them.

"I believe I may be of assistance!"

Both girls looked at each other, contemplating this, then shrugged and followed the Joker to a giant crate so they could get started.

"I believe I need help with History. Who exactly was Marc Antony? Isn't he a singer?" Aqualad asked, sitting down in a corner with Conner and Mister Freeze.

Robin, Zatanna, and Rocket were all seated in a large circle with Lex Luthor and Brainiac, who were trying to explain to the children Politics for their Social Studies Homework.

"You know, this is much more productive than our past fight." Luthor said, looking around the warehouse to find the villains helping the children.

"It is. But is it normal?" Brainiac conceded, only for Robin to shake his head.

"Well, it's only normal for Young Justice and our villains. Now, just why did Hitler want to kill so many Jews? Why not just hand them over to Young Justice-Utopia?"

Rule #198: Do not make any jokes about Batman. You will regret it.

"Wally, what are you doing hiding in that closet?' Flash asked as Wally paced around the small closet in superspeed, muttering about something incomprehensible.

"I didn't know the consecuences. Nobody ever told us about this. How was I supposed to know?" Wally muttered, then turned to Flash with giant and wide eyes. "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?"

Flash only blinked in surprise, then there was a knock on the door. "Don't open that!" Wally whisper-yelled, now hiding behind a crate.

"Barry Allen, open this door right now!" Batman growled from the other side, making Flash raise an eyebrow.

"Why does Bats want to kill me this time?" He asked his nephew, who was now looking down at the floor.

"Well, I... Uh... May have made a joke about him..." Wally mumbled, twiddling with his fingers nervously.

Now it was Flash's turn to freak out. "What were you thinking?! You never joke about the Bat! Do you not know one American dies every year because of a teddy bear attack!? Well, the Teddy's controlled by the Bat! We're all going to die!"

Then both Speedsters started to freak out, making Batman smirk from the other side. "Too easy." He chuckled.

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