Rule #199: From now on, you are not allowed to watch any kind of show that has to do with fighting. The number of visits to the infirmary has tripled, and you have barely been on any missions!
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Rule #200: We do not care if you are used to getting beaten up, you cannot fight for a living. That also includes entering the WWE. What the hell were you kids thinking?
"ALBBEERTTOOOOOOOOOO DDEELLL RRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wally and Robin yelled in unison as they jumped up and down on the couch, watching Monday Night RAW while wearing their stolen fan merchandise.
The Mexican Aristocrat walked down the ramp to the ring, smiling at all of the fans and high fiving some lucky ones.
"Must you two be so loud?" Artemis asked from her spot on Roy's lap, wearing a 'Barret Barrage' t-shirt and Zack Ryder cap.
Robin smiled cheekily back at her, his Ryback t-shirt too big for his small body. "Of course we must be, Arty! If we weren't, this place would be boring!"
Roy rolled his eyes at the bird and pulled Artemis tighter against him, not wanting his wife to try to kill the boy. "Whatever Robin... So, who're you routing for, Del Rio or Ziggler?" He asked, glaring at the fake blonde that was strutting around the ring.
"Del Rio, of course." Wally said, proudly wearing a 'Brogue Kick Hooligans' shirt, along with Sheamus' giant necklace; which he had taken from the Irishman himself; and a John Cena green cap.
Kaldur was bound and gagged to the love seat, Raquel sitting on top of him to make sure he couldn't get out. He had been forced to wear a 'Bent on Destruction' grey shirt, along with R-Truth's Lil' Jimmy necklace, while Raquel was curled up wearing a red 'No! No! No!' Daniel Bryan shirt.
"Can't this fight end faster? I wanna see Daniel Bryan's explosion!" Raquel announced, glaring heatedly at the fight before them.
Robin and Wally rolled their eyes at her, and Zatanna said, "I actually want to see Kane calling Bryan a Goat-Face. It's always so funny." She was wearing a red Kane mask, along with a 'Hug it Out' grey t-shirt, which portrayed a Goat and a bear with a red mask glaring at you.
Raquel glared at the girl, only for Jason to interrupt. "Shut up and watch the match, girl." He wasn't wearing any WWE merchandise, but that didn't mean he didn't like it. Heck, if anything he loved, seeing how he grew up on the Attitude Era and the violence of John Cena's and Orton's beginning.
The group watched as Alberto beat up Ziggler, but when Daniel Bryan's and Kane's segment arrived, Wally got bored. He started tapping his foot incessantly as he looked around the room, then noticed how Roy got up to fetch some more popcorn for him and Artemis. As he passed directly in front of Wally, the younger ginger jumped out in super-speed and RKO'ed him right into a pillow.
"RKO mother buckah!" Wally yelled, jumping up from the floor as Roy groaned in pain.
Sure, the pillow cushioned the fall, but Wally's grip on his neck hurt. "Wally, what are you thinking!?" Artemis yelled, getting up and rushing to Roy's side, only for Raquel to stop her.
"Fight night!" The dark skinned girl yelled, jumping on Artemis to start said fight.
And all hell broke loose after that. Robin jumped on the already fallen Roy, while Wally went to fight Kaldur, who had managed to get out of his bonds because of Raquel leaving.
"What are you doing?!" Conner yelled as M'gann jumped him, starting to hammer away at his head.
"Revenge, Bitch! That's for not eating my cookies!" She yelled, then slid off of him and delivered a powerful roundhouse kick to his head.
Conner fell at the power of the martian, surprised that the girl was so strong, while Wally hammered away at Kaldur. Robin was pulling at Roy's hair, smacking his head against the pillow every now and then, while Raquel and Artemis were screaming and fighting like the divas in TV. Zatanna and Jason just stood to the side, both of them surprised.
"Who're the faces?" Zatanna asked in a quiet voice, clutching at her goat plush toy.
Jason stared at each person, noticing how they fought and what they did, then came up with an answer. Yep, he was completely cool with letting the teens kill each other as long as he had beer. "With how Wally, Robin, Raquel, and M'gann all jumped who they're fighting, I'm guessing they're the heels. Which means, my Dear Zatanna, Conner, Kaldur, Artemis, and Roy are all faces."
Zatanna nodded at this, then smiled as Wally got up from a bruised Kaldur and turned to Roy, who was gaining an upper hand against the bird. "Take this, biatch!" Wally yelled, kicking up straight at Roy's face, only for the red head to duck out of the way and Artemis' face to get the brunt of the impact.
The blonde girl fell to the floor, fully unconscious, leaving Wally and the rest stunned. Roy and Kaldur stared down at their wife, what had happened not processing correctly.
Wally chuckled nervously, slowly moving to hide behind Raquel and Robin, who were also surprised, "Oops... He he."
Instead of attacking the boy like one would expect from Roy, he quickly gathered the girl up in his arms and took off running to the infirmary, followed by Kaldur. All was quiet in the room as everyone stood in shock, until Zatanna cleared her throat.
"I think it's time for a road trip." She said, looking at everyone with eyes that screamed 'If we don't get out of here right now, we're all dead!'.
Without needing any more words to be spoken, everyone in the room quickly took off running to the hangar, leaving behind a completely destroyed living room, which meant the couch was no more, there was a hole through the TV, the pillows they had were opened and the feathers strewn all around the room, and a lot more.
Anyways, they all took off to where the WWE was filming their newest episode, all of them; except for Jason; chattering animatedly about their favorite wrestlers and the best matches they'd seen. Soon enough, they reached the arena where their wrestler friends were performing, and they all quickly snuck in. Because seriously, if they couldn't sneak into an arena while being some of the best kid superheroes of the world, they'd just... They'd just be horrible.
They quickly reached catering, where Sheamus, Zack, Daniel, and John were all eating, then they decided to split up. "I want to meet Ryback." Robin said, then took off running with Zatanna, who wanted to meet the Big Red Monster that wasn't there. Wally, Raquel, and Conner decided to speak with the wrestlers that were in catering, while Jason and M'gann set off to do something or the other.
"Sheamus! My man!" Wally exclaimed as he walked towards the table, getting the attention of most of the wrestlers that were there.
Most of them were wondering just why there were three teens in that part of the building, and no one looking for them, while the ones that already knew the kids were wondering why God hated them.
"Wally! Raquel! Conner! What are ye doin' here? Isn't it a school night?" Sheamus asked, getting up from his seat and greeting each child with a hand shake.
Wally shrugged, and said, "Since when do we care about school, Sheamus? We all get straight A's... Or something like that." He added in a whisper, then pointed at Daniel. "Hey, Goat Face! Raquel wants to hug you!"
Then, before Daniel could react, the girl was glomping him, giggling wildly. "Come on, let's go find Kane to beat him up!" Then, showing immense strength, Raquel managed to drag the man out of catering, with everyone's eyes following them.
Sheamus only chuckled at them, then slapped Wally hard on the back. "Yer girlfriend sure's strong!"
Wally blushed and stuttered at this, then blurted out, "She's not my girlfriend! I'm not her boyfriend! Shut up!" He finished crossing his arms and pouting, making the men that were left laughing, including Conner.
"Come on, I bet yer hungry!" Sheamus said, leading both boys to the serving station, and helped them both pick something.
After they had their plates, Wally and Conner sat down in the same table as their friends, and started to tell them why they had run from the League this time.
"And Wally ended up trying to Brogue Kick Roy, which ended up with Artemis receiving it." Conner explained, making all the men look at Wally as if he were crazy and Wally blush. "So, before either Fish Sticks or Arrow Breath tried and... maybe succeeded... to kill us, we ran away and came here."
"Sheamus!" They heard just after Conner ended their talk, only to find Vince McMahon walking towards them, Raquel, Daniel, Jason, Zatanna, M'gann, Robin, and a few wrestlers following him. "Did you allow these kids to get in here?" He growled, glaring down at the Irishman.
Sheamus looked at both children, silently telling them they were lucky that he was a nice person, then turned to Vince. "Well, I didn't let 'em in, Sir, but I have nothin' against 'em."
Wally smiled up at the boss of everyone in this building, but kept quiet, knowing that if they did anything bad, it was going to be Sheamus' job.
"Is it true that this young lady managed to drag Daniel out of here?" Vince asked, making Sheamus start worrying.
He looked back at the rest of the wrestlers, who either shrugged or nodded. "Uh, yes... Mr. McMahon, she did."
The stern look Vince had on his face quickly changed into a wide smile, his eyes showing nothing but dollar signs. "I have a brilliant idea! A Teen Division! Where the girls can fight the boys! There'll be new Championships! And you!" He said, pointing straight at the kids that were there. "Will be debuting on Smackdown! Choose your mentors now and start travelling with them! Tomorrow you're going to start training!"
And with those words the McMahon left, leaving everyone in stunned silence. But, of course, Raquel and Wally were smiling, evil ideas rushing into their minds. "Sheamus is stuck with me!" "Daniel's stuck with me!" They both yelled out at the same time, making Jason smack his head.
"Why does this always happen?"
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