"You kids have made M'gann cry, stolen the archers' bows even when you know it's dangerous, watched R rated movies, gone with the rogues time and time again to do stupid things, driven Lex Luthor insane, used your powers outside of missions, drank alcoholic beverages," Batman started, looking down at all of the people assembled in front of him. "And let's not forget how you keep contacting the Red Hood, the man we keep telling you to stay away from."
Jason glared at the man he once called father, while Robin kept his head down.
"You have vandalized not only the Batcave, Batmobile, and Batman's suits, but also the mountain, the statues in the Hall, and even the Watchtower. You have used your own weaknesses against each other, the League's weaknesses against s, locked me up in a room with a pissed off Robin, you've given Robin caffeine, even when you know it's dangerous, you've teased and annoyed one another, done your best to piss every single Leaguer off, done your best to run off any new addition to your team, and you have gone against our word time and time again." Superman continued, shaking his head slowly in disappointment.
Conner just stared ahead, not wanting to show any kind of weakness in front of the man that was slowly becoming his father.
"You have damaged the Cave in more than one way, again, abused of your powers, done overly stupid things when about to die, done your best to make Batman break down, gone on unauthorized missions and road trips, made horrible and life threatening pranks, faked injuries and even your own death, persistently ignored our warnings of your so called 'Rogue Friends', repeatedly insulted the League with songs, kidnapped many people, and you have insisted on keeping yourselves in the middle of the Hollywood spotlight." Wonder Woman continued after Superman, glaring at every kid in front of her.
Zatanna and Rocket quietly held hands, both of their heads down as they took the tongue lashings in stride.
"You kids have tried to make yourselves famous by writing your own books, gotten yourselves banned from innumerable places, tried to contact aliens in the dumbest ways possible, role played in the most dangerous ways, repeatedly targeted both Superman and Batman for stupid pranks, chosen Guy as the one man that is always available to get hurt when you're bored, turned evil for a day, and you have just continued doing stupid things." Martian Manhunter said calmly, his arms crossed in front of his chest.
M'gann held onto Jason's arm, trying her best to not let her tears fall.
"You have almost damaged to space time continuum on multiple times, lied about the special days that are real and aren't real, tried to control the League by both blackmail and trying to make a list for us, made villains get even more dangerous by finding them sidekicks, tried to get Rogues into the League, tried to control who gets in and out of this mountain, tried to use science to alter people, and tried to make the League's personal life front page news." Aquaman told them, scowling at all of the kids.
Aqualad just kept a straight face as he kept a grasp on both Artemis and Roy, making sure both his lovers where in check and okay.
"You have continued to annoy Bruce Wayne, even when we've told you to stop, somehow managed to use mythology against us, embarrass villains, recreated some of the dumbest things you've seen in movies, attacked your fellow heroes on numerous occasions for the stupidest things, done dumb-ass things when in alternate universes, shown how heartless you are when it comes to children, managed to use the Zeta-Beams for more evil than good, managed to get yourselves on the political agendas of almost every country, accused numerous heroes on many occasions of turning to the other side, and managed to make the League to look even worse in the eyes of the public." Flash stated, looking directly at Wally with disappointed eyes.
The youngest red head there only glared at his uncle, not moving from his spot as Rocket's other hand clung to his own like a lifeline.
"You managed to make Arkham Asylum tell Batman to never step a foot in there, because you decided to use it as a playground, make every single reporter on this planet but Lois Lane run away from us like the plague, made the public become suspicious of heroes and villains when it comes to romances, and worse." Icon said, still in disbelief at some of the things the kids had done.
"And let's not forget about your little trips to Vegas and clubs, where you all drank illegally. And, how can someone forget about your debuts as the newest wrestlers on the WWE roster, even when we've told you a million times to stay away from them?" Green Arrow finished, surprised at all of this. "And, you have also managed to make the League doubt my closest friends, the Seven Soldiers of Victory, just because Vig and Justin joined you on some adventures! And what was all this for? A little bit of fun on the side of the job?" Green Arrow was more disappointed than anything, looking at each person with sad eyes.
Talisman, Deadpool, Harley, and the Flash's Rogues all stayed quiet to the side, deciding to not intervene in League matters.
"Is there something you kids haven't done?" Superman finally spoke after a few minutes of silence where the kids glared at the adults. Then he added in a whisper. "At least none of them are married."
Kaldur seemed to get even madder at this, then he stepped forward, showing his ring. "I will have you know, Super-idiot, I am married. To both Artemis and Roy."
Green Arrow fell back at this news, while Superman's eyes widened, and the rest of the League continued their silence. Aquaman was the first to speak, and he took a step forward, seeming to be more shocked than angry now.
"What was that Kaldur'ahm?" He asked, wanting to see if he heard correctly.
Then Roy and Artemis both stepped forward, grabbing one of their husband's hand. "You heard correctly, King Arthur." Artemis started, keeping her tone steady even though she was worried about what was going to happen now.
"Me, Artemis, and Kaldur are all married." Roy said, looking at all of the Leaguer's defiantly.
All was silent after this... Then Batman stepped forward, his frown even more pronounced. "In the beginning of this team, I was the one person that could see the potential all you kids had when you worked together, but I now see that allowing you kids to continue down this path..." He sighed, looking directly at Jason and Robin. "That was a wrong decision."
Wally stepped forward now, having an idea of what the Bat was about to say. "Wait, Bats, you can't do this. This is all my fault! I mean, you even said it yourself in the beginning, most of these rules were made for me! So, please, don't take it out on them! I'll leave and everything will be okay!"
Batman only shook his head, his heart breaking as Robin's eyes started tearing up. "I am sorry, Kid Flash, but the actions of the whole team have become too dangerous to both yourselves and the League. From now on, the Young Justice Team is disbanded until further notice."
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