A/N: I just want to give a quick shout out to Cake of Legend and zelink101. Thank you for the reviews. I really do appreciate them. Note: This Ganondorf is based on the one from Ocarina of Time.

**Standard disclaimers apply**

Story 1: Ganondorf

Ganondorf sat across the desk from an elderly looking woman who was about half his size. She wore her hair in a bun and glasses at the tip of her nose.

"Mr. Dragmire, what are your goals in life," the woman said.

"To defeat that pesky little runt Link and take over the world," Ganondorf boomed. Everyone in the job counseling room turned and stared at him.

"Please, sir. Keep your voice down." She gave the others an apologetic look. "Well, I am afraid that we don't have any jobs listed under those types of classifications. What are some of your other interests?"

Ganondorf thought. The only thing that kept coming to his mind was kidnapping princesses in order to obtain the triforce. However, Ember had explained to him that he couldn't do that in this bazaar world. She said that food services were a basic and easy way to make money. That is how all the younglings started in this world. "Food service."

"Now that is something I can work with." The lady snapped her fingers and went to work.

A few days later, Ganondorf was standing behind the cash register at the local Burger King. "Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?" He said to each customer. His supervisor wasn't too fond of him and he could tell.

Just get through this job and then I can move up the ranks and take over the world, Ganondorf thought.

Two weeks went by and everything seemed to be going according to his plan. The work seemed simple.

However, one day Link walked through the doors. Ganondorf's eyes locked on him. He could already feel the irritation building up in him.

"Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?" He said through clenched teeth. The rage from years of rivalry spilt over every time he saw the blond boy.

Link stared at the menu for a long time and pointed at the chicken ceasar salad.

"Would you like fries with that?" Ganondorf asked. Link shook his head. "The total comes to $6.90."

Link stuffed his hand in his pocket and brought out a five dollar bill. Frantically, he searched for the rest of the money.

Ganondorf was growing impatient with Link. After about three minutes, Ganondorf finally snapped. "Would you hurry up, runt? We have other customers, who are waiting." Link glared at Ganondorf. "Are you picking a fight with me squirt?" Before anyone in the restaurant could even blink Ganondorf had grabbed Link's leg and was shaking him about upside down.

The manager had called the police in fear that someone might get injured. When the police arrived, they ended up using a tazer on the giant man then detained him.

Current Status: Ganondorf is locked away in prison under the charges of misdemeanor assault. He is due to be released any day now.

A/N: Well, let me know what you thought. Story 2: Link. Will hopefully be released by the end of the week.