Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers Prime, just the random OCs and plot rainbows I barf out.
Chapter Ninety-Seven: Oh No He Didn't
Shaking his head and ignoring her comment, he leveled her with a look, "No matter; I managed to download a diet plan for a human female of your average size. Did you know that you're overweight? That is, if I guesstimated your age correctly. I believe in human terminology, you would be twenty-seven, perhaps twenty-eight?"
The woman found herself caught between two emotions; her previous fear and newly justified anger. Did he really just...?
He maneuvered his servo so that she was sprawled on her back and he was poking her belly with a claw. "Quite squishy, eh?"